#1
OK, well it all started by putting plectrums between my teeth.
Then it became nine volt batteries on my tongue.
Then it became coins between my tongue.
Then random small objects.
And just now, i found myself with a small clock in my mouth.

Does anyone else put stuff in their mouth without realising it?
It's really weird, does anyone know how to stop myself doing it either?
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#3
^Should've seen it coming, dude. Touche.
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#4
You should make a living out of it!
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#5
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You should make a living out of it!


What? Taking cocks in his mouth?
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#6
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^Should've seen it coming, dude. Touche.


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#7
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You should make a living out of it!


Indeed. They pay good money for that on the internet.
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#8
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dude, next thing you know, youre gonna have a cock in your mouth.


i think he said he did have one in his mouth
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#10
well I cheew things at random. pappers, books, picks, my nails... poor bastard if it will become someones ****....
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#12
I swallowed a plectrum or two. They really hurt going down, but when they come out it's worse
#13
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Then random small objects.

Did you stick your own penis in there?
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#15
LOL, are you xDie Romanticx's friend ?
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#16
...sure it was a clock....................no j/k lol
I always have a pick in my mouth when I am fingerpicking, and when I don't I can't play fingerpicking AT ALL.

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rofl, thats fluffed up man!
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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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#19
Hmm sounds like you have Aids.

Actually...I put my plectrum in my mouth all the time. And i aint being weird and putting other stuff in my mouth.

So yup, you have aids.
Sweet.
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lol I didnt have my glasses on when I read that part and thought it said small ****. hahhaa


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#24
^i would hope you wouldnt, even if you didnt have the tongue ring
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#25
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dude, next thing you know, youre gonna have a cock in your mouth.

Who wasnt thinking that
#26
^ I wasn't. I put things in my mouth too. Erasers. I have this habit, but yeah, I can usually get the inside of a cheap eraser all crumbly and shit, but retain the outside . I dont know how I do it. And yeah, picks. I chew on my picks all the time.
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#27
Quote by jajp001
OK, well it all started by putting plectrums between my teeth.
Then it became nine volt batteries on my tongue.
Then it became coins between my tongue.
Then random small objects.
And just now, i found myself with a small clock in my mouth.

Does anyone else put stuff in their mouth without realising it?
It's really weird, does anyone know how to stop myself doing it either?



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#28
Quote by jajp001
OK, well it all started by putting plectrums between my teeth.
Then it became nine volt batteries on my tongue.
Then it became coins between my tongue.
Then random small objects.
And just now, i found myself with a small cock in my mouth.

Does anyone else put stuff in their mouth without realising it?
It's really weird, does anyone know how to stop myself doing it either?


uhh? good for you i guess, if your into that.


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#29
I'll give you some advice


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#30
u have a oral fixation

my one friend has one to (shes a chick) and i find it EXTREMELY hot, just the fact that she needs something in her mouth ahha oh god, how many times ive thought of that
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#31
^ I smell a smem...(Smem - watch Paul and Gerald 2 on youtube.com)

or a douchebag.

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#32
Coins?! eurgh they taste disgusting! and smell! they have been touched by about a million people all round the country and have been godknows where!
#34
Quote by jajp001
OK, well it all started by putting plectrums between my teeth.
Then it became nine volt batteries on my tongue.
Then it became coins between my tongue.
Then random small objects.
And just now, i found myself with a small clock in my mouth.


I just found i had a screw driver in my mouth, when talking to some one about hanging doors on msn.....

I totally get you man!