#1
"Nights With Alice Cooper" is one of the funniest shows on classic rock radio.
Alice intersperses the great music he plays (including himself!) with wierd, funny, and random crap.
Example:
...But enough about me, I know you're all dying to hear some good music, but that will come later. For now, here's Jefferson Airplane

So post any Alice Cooper quotes you can find!
it doesn't have to be from "Nights," just any quote you come across
I wish text could do him justice, because it's way funnier to hear him say it than to read it
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#2
If you're talking about the one on ZLX, he's a major asshole and isnt funny when he does those shows
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#3
I cant remember the exact quote, but it was something about Marilyn Manson being original because he wore make up and had a girls name
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#4
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If you're talking about the one on ZLX, he's a major asshole and isnt funny when he does those shows

It's a syndicated show. It's played on a lot of stations, so I have no idea what station you're talking about, but yeah, that was probably him.
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#5
I love the Alice Cooper Show. I listen to it after hours at work.
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#6
I managed to listen to it for about 30 minuites at a motel somewhere on holiday... you Americans are lucky bastards.
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