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#1
Just wondering what you lot do when youre having a poo, apart from actually having a poo.

I usually play on my guitar and my mate plays on some game on his phone.

So the question is

What to do while having a poo
#5
Use my laptop.
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#6
read
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Dude, you just made the most intelligent post in this entire thread. Congrats.
#7
Quote by mimimimi
nice, bit boring though.



Well I'm not gonna take my stuff into the bathroom.
#8
Quote by TimmyPage06
You.. play guitar whilst on the shitter?

...is the paint peeling yet?

NO, but i have two guitars i play my shitty Stagg whilst on the toilet.
#9
My nerd friend bought a laptop so he doesn't miss getting experience points on his games while he goes to the bathroom. He needs a life...
#12
Quote by BodaciousZac
My nerd friend bought a laptop so he doesn't miss getting experience points on his games while he goes to the bathroom. He needs a life...

Yes your "friend".
#13
i usually play the drums whilst pooping.
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#15
Quote by Metal claw
I try to predict what my poop would look like.

whats the best shape youve ever had?
#16
Quote by BodaciousZac
My nerd friend bought a laptop so he doesn't miss getting experience points on his games while he goes to the bathroom. He needs a life...


..while you like to use yours to keep up with UG

--Red
"My idea is that there is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require." - Edward Elgar
#19
Or read or listen to music or stare at the wall
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#24
If it's a public place, I think "Let's do this quietly. No farting, no noises, no god damn whistles." And plop I go.
#26
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Read some Guitar World.


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Damn right, I've got the blues.
#27
Quote by Guitarjunkie18
I have my mom hold my hand.

you should get your mum to pleasure you its nicer
#31
Quote by mimimimi
you should get your mum to pleasure you its nicer



my moms dead. Thanks for bring up a difficult time in my life.
#32
I philosophize. I swear my IQ goes up 30 points when I'm havin' a poo.
#33
Read. And I spend more time reading in there than dumping. Somehow the article always seems more interesting *shrug*
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^Dude, he's an 02'er.... He could put you in dog collars and make you his bitch if he wanted.

YOU stop phailing.
#34
Smoke, or do something with the mobile phone like messaging or playing games
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#35
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my moms dead. Thanks for bring up a difficult time in my life.

So you have a dead corpse in the bathroom just to hold your hand when having a poo.

CONGRADULATIONS - YOU ARE THE COOLEST GUY I KNOW
#36
Quote by Guitarjunkie18
I have my mom hold my hand.

Lmfao, my friend's little brother hadn't shit in like 2 weeks and he was seriously scared of how much it was going to hurt, all compacted in there like cement. He had his mom hold his hand while he pooped.
#38
Lmeao Lol Lol
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^Dude, he's an 02'er.... He could put you in dog collars and make you his bitch if he wanted.

YOU stop phailing.
#39
I talk to my penis.
Love in technicolour, sprayed out on walls
Well I've been pounding at the pavement
'Til there's nothing at all
I got my cloak and dagger
In a bar room brawl
See the local loves a fighter
Loves a winner to fall
#40
I had a single turd that blocked the toilet once and I had to use a chisel to chop it up so it would flush.


That was a good day.
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