#1
Horrible thread title, I know.

But, I've got a school project to do, and for this project, we're allowed to take a recognizable tune (in this case, Stairway to Heaven) and replace the lyrics with something about the book Jurassic Park.

Now, the song has to tell the key points of the book, and we've started out with

There's a man who is short,
Determined, but old,
And he's building a theme park, for dinosaurs.

Any suggestions?
#6
Jurassic Park... how old are you? I'm sorry but in high school don't you do novels? Things like the Grapes of Wrath or Brave New World?!
#7
Haha yeah I mean the song's way overused anyway so it wont really matter keep going and post the final lyrics!
#10
If you can pull this shit off, then you are a god.

For the part after the solo (And as we wind on down the road...) :

"And all the dinosaurs are clones,
DNA extracted from their bones,
There walks the old man we all know,
Who owns the park and wants to show,
How dinosaurs did live and grow"

Sucks but, it's a strange idea in the first place.
Funny words.
#11
if theres black arm on your shoulder, dont be alarmed now
its just the rest of him got eaten.

i think thats only in the movie. neve read the book.
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#12
Hahahah that's a great idea man....I once redid Sympathy for the Devil for a really stupid book called House on Mango Street. And Jurrassic Park is a novel, just like Brave New World is. And it's a great book too.
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#13
haha house on mango street that book sucked.
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There's a place that I know where extinction doesn't show
Where time seems to have lost all its meaning
It all started as a dream of come true childhood fantasy
But in the end it proved chaos theory
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There's a place that I know where extinction doesn't show
Where time seems to have lost all its meaning
It all started as a dream of come true childhood fantasy
But in the end it proved chaos theory



Funny words.
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There's a place that I know where extinction doesn't show
Where time seems to have lost all its meaning
It all started as a dream of come true childhood fantasy
But in the end it proved chaos theory

Ah, that one's great. Keep the suggestions coming guys, I like them.
#17
I did it for like half song then my page closed for some reason...it was getting good too
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If you can pull this shit off, then you are a god.

For the part after the solo (And as we wind on down the road...) :

"And all the dinosaurs are clones,
DNA extracted from their bones,
There walks the old man we all know,
Who owns the park and wants to show,
How dinosaurs did live and grow"

Sucks but, it's a strange idea in the first place.


I liked this one a lot lol.
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#19
If there's a rustle in the bushes
Don't be alarmed now
It's just the raptors come for Ellie

Yes there are two paths you can go by
but in the long run
You'll end up as dinner for someone
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#20
If theres a bustle in the hedgerows, be alarmed now.
Its raptors coming out to eat you.
#21
Theres a place made of long ago
Where mesqitos are cased in gold
And the old man uses it to create them

There was Malcome, a crazy man
But he alone did understand
That what they did proved to be chaos

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#22
Jurrassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
Well, I know it's kind eerie
But this proves my chaos theory
And I don't think I'll be coming back again
Oh no
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Jurrassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
Well, I know it's kind eerie
But this proves my chaos theory
And I don't think I'll be coming back again
Oh no

MacArthur Park FTW!
#24
Jurassic Park... how old are you? I'm sorry but in high school don't you do novels? Things like the Grapes of Wrath or Brave New World?!



... jurrasic park is very respected among biology teachers.
#25
Replace all instances of jurassic park references with "dinosaur movies like this feel like sodomy in my mind."
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#26
Jurassic Park for an English class? Damn, we never get to read books about dinosaurs