#1
Lets do it good this time people.

Last time I tried this, I made a few mistakes and allowed everyone to edit and add what they like on Uncyclopedia.

Well this time its different, it is going to be written here before I repost it. So I need some brave souls (who are witty) to help me write some material for the page.

What I need:

I need a summary for the forums, I have already done the New Member forum and the Pit, but I need to get the rest before that section is finished.

I also need some "Legendary Noobz", I have A7xownz and Samnung, but I need more.

I need something about the conflicting musical tastes of UG and everything that ensues once someone finds out that other people listen to different music.

Last, I need the Trends of the Pit.


If you feel up to it, then please write something for this, or if you have suggestions for new topics then speak up.

Also, once this is said and done, it will be watched like the UG Wiki page.
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Last edited by Metal-X at Mar 8, 2007,
#2
*********, Vincent745
edit: lol since wen is teh butsecks censored
"This is The End, beautiful friend, The End"
#4
Quote by glm
I can do some legendary noobz.



Go for, I don't pay enough attention to people to write a decent paragraph pr two on them.

Thank you, and if you just post them in this thread then I will add them.


If I can I will credit all the people who helped.
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#5
IBlegion is a legondary noob, thank the lord that he was banned and may this be the last mention of him.

EDIT:Ima legendary noob write about my legendary exploits.
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#6
anyone remeber that day when that noob posted about getting his friend depressed girl un depressed

i think his name was lahma something?
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#7
Taken from Wikipedia

During the weekend of March 2nd there was an invasion of the Forum. The only place that was affected was The Pit. Many people thought it to be 4chan or 7chan, because of a Caturday thread. Caturday was a thread that just had pictures of cats with witty comments. There is no such proof that this was the reason or if it was 4chan at all. It was claimed to be made by just a regular there that got banned by abusing mods.

The Legion invasion itself was user(s) that quoted the Bible Mark 5:9 "I am Legion for we are many" and also posted many pictures of shock websites and guro pornography. This became sort of a catch phrase for parody purposes on the forum. Either used to scare users or mock the Legion invasion.
#8
Quote by Hendrix FTW
Taken from Wikipedia



It has to be funny though
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#9
Samnung, Vincent745, jklsadj;sadjfak, Hotpunkskatergirl, Daedelus.
All I got so far.
I'll get more.
#10
Quote by glm
Samnung, Vincent745, jklsadj;sadjfak, Hotpunkskatergirl, Daedelus.
All I got so far.
I'll get more.



Just make sure you can write something funny about them
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#12
Bellamy the mouse lasted for a while.
BRIGHT LIGHTS PUT ME IN A TRANCE.
but it aint house music that makes me want to dance.
#13
Quote by Metal-X
Just make sure you can write something funny about them


Ok.
#14
Primusfan is a legend.
Popapez
Hotpunkskatergirl
Cas- You have to have him somewhere in there.
jmack- (I think that was his name)
You also need to mention the wave we had were a mass amount of threads involving sex in some way were being posted.
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#16
There was that one guy who started a thread asking what masturbation was, does that qualify as a legendary n00b?
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#17
There are many many a good moments on UG worth a write...but iam Tooo tired to think maybe later...lol but The legion thing was funny and the ramdom sex threads and ....yeah night night...ill think later
site?
I love music!
I hate how it turns us on each other!
I support music as a whole! not this useless hate!
#18
maybe mention some of the epic battles between different groups such as the Mafia/Feds or Pirates/Ninjas
#19
Quote by Garret.
There was that one guy who started a thread asking what masturbation was, does that qualify as a legendary n00b?


ketchup cum?

he was sitting there "if you don't tell me how to masturbate i'm going to look it up on limewire"
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#20
Syd Barret...

After taking the name of a much cooler guitar player then he will ever hope to achieve, he made a thread about "Should I anal my girlfriend?" Upon the UG's advice, he went for it. Or did he? Later he posted a thread exclaiming "I DID IT!" and after finding a random, jewish crack hoe on MySpace, he posted her picture. But soon evidence was founded that he had a horrible moustache, as someone had taken a dump on his face when he was little and had scrubbed it in hard. Then it was declared that she was not the one Syd had anal with, but instead a giant black guy named Nando. (After the chicken.) He now resides in Iraq, hoping for the day he can marry a donkey to blow.
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there was once this girl
in my school
and she was like
'greenday is so punk'

and i was all
omgelitist
'fawkofffffffffff'
and punched her in the face.
cause i can do that
cause I know more about punk rock and stuff
#21
Quote by CoolDudeMorgasm
Syd Barret...

After taking the name of a much cooler guitar player then he will ever hope to achieve, he made a thread about "Should I anal my girlfriend?" Upon the UG's advice, he went for it. Or did he? Later he posted a thread exclaiming "I DID IT!" and after finding a random, jewish crack hoe on MySpace, he posted her picture. But soon evidence was founded that he had a horrible moustache, as someone had taken a dump on his face when he was little and had scrubbed it in hard. Then it was declared that she was not the one Syd had anal with, but instead a giant black guy named Nando. (After the chicken.) He now resides in Iraq, hoping for the day he can marry a donkey to blow.



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#22
hope this is sincere and that he really is cleaning up to give us his best in the future. His best is THE best, after all. Good luck Ed. I hope this is not simply a cover-your-ass note from your PR assistant
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#24
Mention in the article that lots and lots users asked in this thread to be included in the article for being cool.
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#25
Quote by CoolDudeMorgasm
Syd Barret...

After taking the name of a much cooler guitar player then he will ever hope to achieve, he made a thread about "Should I anal my girlfriend?" Upon the UG's advice, he went for it. Or did he? Later he posted a thread exclaiming "I DID IT!" and after finding a random, jewish crack hoe on MySpace, he posted her picture. But soon evidence was founded that he had a horrible moustache, as someone had taken a dump on his face when he was little and had scrubbed it in hard. Then it was declared that she was not the one Syd had anal with, but instead a giant black guy named Nando. (After the chicken.) He now resides in Iraq, hoping for the day he can marry a donkey to blow.



That was gay.
#26
Ohio_emo_kid when he made the thread about having sex with the girl who had the crust armpits.
#27
Dudes, xDie Romanticx, metabolicmaggot, and CUBEDEATHK!
According to BS statistics, 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you're among the 8% who doesn't consider rap to be real music, donate your brains, as you clearly aren't using them.
#28
UGers
Scourge
Cas
Zappp
Constantine


N00bs
Shookie (Seach for N00b Promotion)
Syd Barret


Crazes
Buttseks
Shoop the Whoop
Hating on People


Things to be Included in any Uncyclopedia Article
Grues
Don't try too hard


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