#1
Im pretty excited for this holiday. It takes place on March 14th. Basically your girlfriend, **** buddy, sister (if you live in Alabama) cooks you a steak and plays with your ding dong. Just thought Id spread the amazing news around.
#2
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Im pretty excited for this holiday. It takes place on March 14th. Basically your girlfriend, **** buddy, sister (if you live in Alabama) cooks you a steak and plays with your ding dong. Just thought Id spread the amazing news around.



oh my god why cant i have that holiday
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#4
yeah seriously?

thats gross... almost...
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#6
OMG so great, wait this maybe a day that 4chan invented, we have to watch out for some legion shit (paranoid smiley)
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#7
"steak and a bj day..
the opposite of valentines day,
we were nice to you,
now you have to return the favor.
get on your knees,
and pleasure me,
and make me a steak...


BITCH!"
#12
It's a nice sentiment, but it's conflicting with another holiday. Every idiot knows that 3/14 is national Pi day .
#13
I never really understood holidays like these It's like the orgasm for national peace day. How do I masturbate in peace knowing that there is some 67 year old man and woman masturbating?
#14
mmmmm......gross?is this hendrix?
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#19
steak and bj's holiday > birth of jesus holiday
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#20
Yeah, I knew about it. It's also my birthday. I didn't know it was Pi Day, though. Anyways, It's also Albert Einstein's birthday!!
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#21
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What if i dont have anyone to play with my ding dong?


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#22
I've known about steak and Bj day since I was in 7th grade...and I still haven't been able to celebrate it properly.
#23
this should be official, we,ve been too easy on those bitches for years, remember, they are responisble for original sin and kill many many male drivers!
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#24
Did someone say Steak?
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#26
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oh my god why cant i have that holiday

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#27
Haha, I was waiting for someone to post up a thread about this glorious holiday, I've known about it for a while now. I salute the genius that came up with this holiday lol a true wizard he must have been (I say he because it's hardly gonna be a woman that made it)


GENTLEMEN.....THE VALENTINES REBELLION HAS BEGUN, NOW GO FORTH, EAT STEAK, AND RECEIVE BJ'S
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#28
Are guys on UG scared of girls?
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to, so when they turn their back on you, you get a chance to put the knife in.
#29
Is there any information out there anywhere to suggest the original poster didn't make this up?
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#30
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Is there any information out there anywhere to suggest the original poster didn't make this up?

Type "March 14th" into google
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#31
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Type "March 14th" into google

There are some pretty good recipies for steak on that site...
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#32
LOL awesome!
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