#1
Hey Good People of UG..
I dont know if you guys have seen this before, but i got it in the mail this morning..
Check it out!!.. it really made my day..











funny eh??
"I don't mind making sissy rock. I'll rock your ass sensitive style" - John Mayer
#5
they're all pretty hilarious, with the exception of the graph description. i'll probably be using a few of these on my algebra teacher.
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#7
@ "Use calculus to find the identity of Batman", "No, there is an elephant in the way"
I'm so using these ideas for my next Chem test.
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#8
Yeah, The Batman one really cracked me up..
"I don't mind making sissy rock. I'll rock your ass sensitive style" - John Mayer
#9
"No. There is an elephant in the way".

Ha, that's awesome.
Sigs are overrated.
#10
Math Ftw!
Lol That Is Genius!
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#11
On a side note, TS, you m'sian ?
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^Dude, he's an 02'er.... He could put you in dog collars and make you his bitch if he wanted.

YOU stop phailing.
#13
Bahaha. What exactly are half of the answers? Lol.
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#14
"He was sleeping with his boss's wife."

ROFL.
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cause I know more about punk rock and stuff
#16
Well, someone has to sell burgers, mix concrete and clean toilets.
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
#17
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Well, someone has to sell burgers, mix concrete and clean toilets.


And deliver lulz.
yo.

I BELIEVE
#19
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On a side note, TS, you m'sian ?


yeah, why?? you too??
"I don't mind making sissy rock. I'll rock your ass sensitive style" - John Mayer
#20
mad!!! I love it......

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#22
All classics
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#23
Yeah, a guy in the office here sent me those a while back. I think they've been floating around for the last year or two though.
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#25
The one with the noose was good

and expand (a+b)n
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#26
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yeah, why?? you too??



Ha'ah. Ko cuba tgk sig aku tuh. Nak joik skali?
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^Dude, he's an 02'er.... He could put you in dog collars and make you his bitch if he wanted.

YOU stop phailing.
#27
^haha, cool mate.. "tapi i malas nak join la.. apa hal dgn club ah? tak pernah aku join mana mana.. Kau dari Msia kat mana? ku kat KL dude.."
"I don't mind making sissy rock. I'll rock your ass sensitive style" - John Mayer
#28
^ saja je buat club. Nak terase "speshyul" hahahaha" . Skrg kat Moscow. X best. Tapi kat Msia dok kat Shah Alam.
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^Dude, he's an 02'er.... He could put you in dog collars and make you his bitch if he wanted.

YOU stop phailing.
#29
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Well, someone has to sell burgers, mix concrete and clean toilets.


Sadly enough, you would be suprised to see exactly what some students get away with on tests/quizes...

Take my brother for example; He didn't know an answer on one of his bio labs, so he instead asked the teacher if he could get partial credit from drawing a pirate ship. He ended up getting half of the credit for it...
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#30
Shit. dude. That's scary ****.
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^Dude, he's an 02'er.... He could put you in dog collars and make you his bitch if he wanted.

YOU stop phailing.
#33
Lol
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#35
If I were the teacher I would give him the one about checking the cats for vaginas just for pure creativity.
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#36
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all