#1
so i had sex with this chik the other night..she told me my dick is too big and it hurts her...she wasnt a virgin or anything and a few girls have said the same thing...should this be happening?
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Then, about two minutes later of just plowing, I can feel it coming. She's still moaning and rolling back, and then I pull out. I grab her by her hair, pull her head up, and yell out:
"BOOM, HEADSHOT!"
#3
she's lieing to make you feel better for your tiny dick.
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#4
shut up...im here for serious answers not spam
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Then, about two minutes later of just plowing, I can feel it coming. She's still moaning and rolling back, and then I pull out. I grab her by her hair, pull her head up, and yell out:
"BOOM, HEADSHOT!"
#6
Well here's your problem sonny:

1) You're a lying, over-compensating attentionwhore

2) Foreplay!
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#7
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shut up...im here for serious answers not spam

OMG my penis is too big!
^That doesn't sound like spam to you?

Okay, you want a serious answer? Your penis will never change size, so learn to live with it.
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#10
I saw a TV programme about big dicks (), and there was a guy on that who had a really big penis and he was saying that it's been a problem for him in relationships because they couldn't have sex normally, it was either uncomfortable/painful or didn't fit.

But there's nothing he can do about it, just get on with it.
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#11
She gave you aids.

Thats why she said that.

She's now spreading it to your friends that have also probably screwed her.

The reason why it hurts her is probably cause she's dieing off some other STD.
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#12
She obviously had not been thoroughly buttered up, and if it is more than once this has happened then I suggest you work harder on your foreplay technique. Or if you're too lazy just invest in a good quality water based lubricant.
#13
just find a girl where its like throwing a hotdog into a hallway xD aKa prostitue
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#17
just sayin man, she's not going to want to have sex if its gonna hurt, so hold a couple inches bsck til she's loosened up
#18
*calls bullshit*
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#19
Well if your telling the truth then no one cares...because in which case you are an attention *****....if your not then your twice the attention *****, and theres no real awnser to this..its just...attention whoring.....

*how are we supposed to be nice to people like this?*
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#20
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*how are we supposed to be nice to people like this?*

In my estamation you all should have just clicked back when you read the thread or moused over and read the preview and not posted at all. Since you said he is an attention ***** you sir are the attention trick. Get it?
#21
Well if this really is a problem then find a fat chick that doesn't care, you can pump and pump and pump some more.
#22
The vagina can stretch to accomodate most penises. I don't mean tear her open or anything, you have to make sure she is fully aroused first so there is less friction (or use lubricant if needed).

Start off slowly and gradually (as she becomes more comfortable/relaxed) [erm] put more in. That should do the trick but don't be afraid to ask her what's hurting and what isn't.
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#23
I had the same problem with my girlfriend at first cos she's quite small, although 19 so legal. Basically you need to slowly stretch her until you can fit
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#25
This guy wants to be Tommy Lee with all his heart.
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you got owned... by GOD
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#28
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I saw a TV programme about big dicks (), and there was a guy on that who had a really big penis and he was saying that it's been a problem for him in relationships because they couldn't have sex normally, it was either uncomfortable/painful or didn't fit.

But there's nothing he can do about it, just get on with it.



Pfft, there was ONE solution.


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