Things to say when your counceler says "Where do you see yourself in 10 years"

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#1
Every high schooler has to sit through long and boring periods of "where do you see yourself in ten years." I came up with a few phrases to help make that waist of time more interesting, so, the next time you hear "where do you see yourself in ten years" try saying...
"porn"
"pirate"
"dead"
"viking"
"caveman"
"ninja"
"dieing"
"coma"
"the ground"
"I'm not physic"
"the 1500's"
"an asylum"
"chain saw sculptor"
well, thats all can think of, what can you guys think of. Im planning on making this into a video, so if there good enough ill include them. Check youtube in a few weeks.
#3
"Celebrating the 10th year anniversary of you asking me this question!"

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#6
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"between your thighs"


This was my favorite.
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#7
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Doing your...... son?


beat me to it

Add "school counselor" to the list
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#9
In residency?

Hey guys! I just started playing electric guitar should I get a Gabson Lay Pall or a Femdor Startokaster. I like the picks on the gabsons but i like how sweet femdors look. Beforre i get a gabson what company makes them?
#12
"Seven years younger"

Then walk out leaving him baffled.
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#13
Quote by garden of grey
I already am a viking!




Oh and add "time traveler" to the list
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#14
doing your job
if female - doing you
if male - doing your wife again
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Dan

Don't stop being you <3


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I think after this relentless adding for the last 10 mins, that Dan is the coolest looking. Goddamn welsh people and my great etc etc etc etc etc granddad is welsh.
#16
2004
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do u guys know where i can get guitar tabs ive bin lookin every where on the internet..


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I take the strings off before I smash my guitars. I usually go through about 2 a week. It's mad fun.
#17
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Helping my child catch all 1250 pokemon.


hahahahaha
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do u guys know where i can get guitar tabs ive bin lookin every where on the internet..


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I take the strings off before I smash my guitars. I usually go through about 2 a week. It's mad fun.
#20
Quote by Cal UK
Doing your...... son?



Haha beat me to it too.

"I would love to have a PHD in theology, live in a small town, where it's quiet, and maybe even raise cow. I would like to have one child,preferably a male. I hope to become way more mature, and live my life according to my standards. By then I hope to have traveled Europe, and even maybe move there if the presidency here is as horrible as it is now."

Or

"In my boxers. Eating cheerios. With my pregant battered submissive wife making me some more cheerios"


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Last edited by think11270 at Mar 9, 2007,
#21
I was gonna be all serious but I decided not to be...

"About halfway done filing through those damn iron bars"
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myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


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#23
-5 Miles below sea level
-C.O.P.S
- Through a vortex (response to "WHERE do you see yourself in 10 years")
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#25
"1980, where else would I be?"

Clearly he'll then think you have the power of time travel, then he'll ask to trade all his pokemon cards for the secret. then you do it and run away with all his pokemon cards.

sucka.
#27
Lololz, just thought of one;


"Paying for your pension"


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#28
Quote by TheUnholy
"Seven years younger"

Then walk out leaving him baffled.

I like this one.

I would say off the list viking off the list and from my brain jail, or occult member, the first black kkk member, first white dunking basketball player witch, town drunk, your job, a job, my house, your house, passed out, alone and crying, on the moon, a travaler in the 1850s, a horse, a fire truck, a *****, a pimp, drug dealer, vending machine operator, crash test pilot, disabled, shorter, fat...really fat, on a roof, in a basement, on the corner of fifth and second perchasing a news paper, in this chair, a red head, test subject, in half, 6 feet under, 2 feet above, and finally, memorising all the h's in the phone book.
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#29
Quote by Adamus9
I like this one.

I would say off the list viking off the list and from my brain jail, or occult member, the first black kkk member, first white dunking basketball player witch, town drunk, your job, a job, my house, your house, passed out, alone and crying, on the moon, a travaler in the 1850s, a horse, a fire truck, a *****, a pimp, drug dealer, vending machine operator, crash test pilot, disabled, shorter, fat...really fat, on a roof, in a basement, on the corner of fifth and second perchasing a news paper, in this chair, a red head, test subject, in half, 6 feet under, 2 feet above, and finally, memorising all the h's in the phone book.



at the h's in the phone book.


First white dunking basketball player? >_>

Pffffft.
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#30
Celebrating the ten year anniversary of this conversation!
Listen to mah discs.



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#31
Quote by JamieB
Lololz, just thought of one;


"Paying for your pension"



Quote by Douche ©
I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

The Pit Cliff Notes:
Quote by SOADfreak6
myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

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#33
Somewhere in the Milky Way.
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#34
(Look around for a couple seconds), "A hostage situation, definitely a hostage situation."

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#36
On a couch, watching TV.


considering it's probably the most true one.
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#38
writing a book on bulimicy?
when im with you, there's nothing I wouldn't do, i just wanna be you're only one. im gasping out of straws, taken aback by what i saw that night before when we were all alone...
#39
Quote by plus182
writing a book on bulimicy?


I'd read that. I have no idea what "bulimicy" means.
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"'What do you do when you've seen the most stupendous, stunning, earth-shattering show of all time?' Uh...I dunno...stop using hyperbole?"


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