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#2
Your Mom


really it was.


well not YOUR mom to a friend today
Me: (something giving out to a teacher)
Him: Mini, you might wanna keep your mouth shut
Me: Your mam might wanna keep her legs shut.


True story
#3
Quote by dazzler16
Your Mom


really it was.


well not YOUR mom to a friend today
Me: (something giving out to a teacher)
Him: Mini, you might wanna keep your mouth shut
Me: Your mam might wanna keep her legs shut.


True story


QFT. Your mom, same here.
#5
What do you get when you cross a baboon with a wheel barrow?


Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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#7
your grandma
Decaptivated

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#8
so I said: "those aren't the couch cushions, those are my testicles!"
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#10
Quote by Daedelus
This family walks into a talent agency...



YES! Best/Worst Aristocrat joke I ever told went 7:50. Effing awesome.
30w crate
Epi sg
Fretless yamaha pacifica

Being poor rules.
#11
There was once a dog lol,

- yeah that was pretty much it
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#12
a man gets on a plane and he is seated next to a gorgeous woman. The woman greets him and they begin talking about their careers. she says that she is a specailist in women's sexual health and she begins to talk about surprising things she has discovered in her career. "Did you know, for instance," she said, "that the race with the biggest dicks is actually american indians and the best lovers are actually jews." She pauses ad asks him. "I'm sorry but I don't think I got your name."


The man replies. "My name is Seneca Goldstein."
#13
Not really my best but the only one I can remember right now...

What kind of kid is the best at Hide and Seek?


a Jewish one...


Horrible, I know.
#15
lol at Rambo-Conny's

btw Harmonious what happened to you old AmyLee name?
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#18
Quote by Sid McCall
so I said: "those aren't the couch cushions, those are my testicles!"



LMMFAO!!!
#19
I just posted this in the "funny teacher" thread. It happened 2 years ago, and yes I remember cause it was so funny:
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what relative dating is? No, not dating your relatives, Nick (me)
Class: hahaha
Me: ONE TIME, MAN!!!
Class + Teacher: HAHAHA!

same teacher

Me: ::asks obvious question::
Teacher: (kinda angry) Are you KIDDING me?
Class: ::silent::
Me: ::looks around:: Yes...its all a big joke...
Teacher laughs- totally defused the situation

plus the countless "your mom" and "that's what she said jokes" A recent one:
Other Teacher: (talking about a problem) Now, I know it looks long and hard, but you just have to work on it...
Me: That's what she said ::shame::
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I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

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myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

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#20
Quote by Daedelus
This family walks into a talent agency...



AHAHAHAHA

i love that joke
#21
What has four legs, and barks????
Quote by lachyray
do you reckon straight edge people ever get temped to drink alcahole,
when really want to but they know they can't so they just dont?
#22
Quote by nz_matt
What has four legs, and barks????

Y0uR moM>>??!?


Quote by Douche ©
I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

The Pit Cliff Notes:
Quote by SOADfreak6
myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

<//////>~
#24
Kid: (shakes up Gatorade and drinks it) It tastes like liquid dinner!
Me: ...that's what she said.

Whole bus heard it too. =D
#25
KNOCK KNOCK
UG: who's there
Little old lady
UG: little old lady who?
::suppressing laughter:: WHY ARE YOU YODELLING FOR?!?!?! BWAHAHAHAA!

x2
Quote by Douche ©
I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

The Pit Cliff Notes:
Quote by SOADfreak6
myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

<//////>~
#26
Quote by crazynickman
KNOCK KNOCK
UG: who's there
Little old lady
UG: little old lady who?
::suppressing laughter:: WHY ARE YOU YODELLING FOR?!?!?! BWAHAHAHAA!

x2

hahahaha

Genious!
#27
haha^
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#28
Why dont women need their driving liscense?


You dont need a car to get from the oven to the bedroom
#29
some sickass dead baby thing:

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard ya throw 'em.

OR

Why'd women like Jesus so much?
He was hung like this! (spread arms like on a cross)


Yes they're horrible in fact I feel dirty.
#30
If a Smart Blonde and Santa Clause were to jump into a pool, who would make a bigger splash?


Nobody because neither of them exist
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It's not rape if you yell surprise.

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Girls his dad's age rarely still have nice asses. Gravity attacks.
#31
Quote by nz_matt
What has four legs, and barks????
Quote by crazynickman
A dog??? ((fixed))


Oh, You've heard it before...
Quote by lachyray
do you reckon straight edge people ever get temped to drink alcahole,
when really want to but they know they can't so they just dont?
#32
Teacher: what are we going to do today?
Me: your mom!
suspension followed
#34
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri?


I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Whats funnier than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?


1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why do you put babies in blenders feet first?


To see the look on its face.

Ok, I'm done. I can't remember any more.
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#37
Quote by dr_chainsaw0
Me:Knock-Knock
You:Whos there
Me:Most certainly not the search button.



hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah
#38
Ok, ok ok i got one. What Pokemon is Hilter's most hated?
Picka-Jew
*comedic drum noise*

#39
Whats the capital of Thailand?
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To make a ringing sound with your guitar, take the guitar and ram it as hard as you can into your balls.


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If the teletubby has a vagina, I'll stick my dick in there.
#40
Quote by Doolittle
Ok, ok ok i got one. What Pokemon is Hilter's most hated?
Picka-Jew
*comedic drum noise*

I think you mean ::rim shot::
Quote by Douche ©
I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

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Quote by SOADfreak6
myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

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