Mine are all from my dad and sex related

Dont be silly Wrap ur willie
Dont make love with outta glove
Use a condom or ill beat you
^---My favorite

I wanna know what weird advice u have gotten
^This post was probably sarcastic


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Use a condom or ill beat you

HAHAH thats so funny
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dont do , he was when he said that...
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"You have to give people something to dream on"
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"I try to make any guitar do what I want it to do"
well i know this girl who lives out in the rich neighborhood. her grandparents are loaded and just give them money, so much in fact that neither of her parents has worked for 6 or 7 years. so anyway, i tell my mom this, and she goes "well then marry her!"

i was like wtf.
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the first time i hear the term "blow job", i asked my big sister what that meant.

she said: "we don't talk about things like that!"

i said, "well, can you show me?"

she told me: "go fuck yourself!".

and like, i'm not double jointed or anything, so that would just be silly, right?
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whatever it is your thinking about doing. dont do it. - my mum
you get her pregnant and i never want to see you again - my dad
get her pregnant and i'll beat your face in - my ex's dad
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From my cat "meow"
i was like hey man thats not cool....
I love music!
I hate how it turns us on each other!
I support music as a whole! not this useless hate!
"alcohol is bad for you, so is cigarettes. And they go both together, and might lead to drugs" -my uncle drinking tequila on the rocks and smoking a ciggie...
i asked my mom what kind of job i should get to try and pay for a guitar. she said, "the only thing you'd be good at is prostitution." thing is, she said, "if you ever get pregnant i will kick your ass so hard i'd kill you and your baby!!!" my dad would just tell me, "if it has to do with sex, don't tell me i don't want to know. if it's drugs i can help you out there so much you'd really show me that you're my kid."
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'Why don't you just go commando?'

That was my mom.
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"just because she likes to dress you up in gimp costumes doesn't mean you gotta marry her"
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"Have sex before 18 and I'll kill you." -Mom

That was my sex talk from mom.

"If you ever think you;re going to have sex and need a condom, let me know and I'll go buy you some." -Dad

Yea, like I'm going to tell my dad I'm going to have sex so he'll get me condoms. I can steal them from my sister.
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This was when my sister's friend's boyfriend was being an ass.

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