#1
YOUR MOUTH


i had 24 and chewed and swolowed
^This post was probably sarcastic

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#2
27 in my mouth 15 in my butt
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#3
> 9 Thouuuuusaaaannndd!
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#4
no I seriously fit 29, then I chewed, swallowed. I can also fit an apple in my mouth, and do the same.
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#7
i can fit a whole cow wing in my mouth
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Then, about two minutes later of just plowing, I can feel it coming. She's still moaning and rolling back, and then I pull out. I grab her by her hair, pull her head up, and yell out:
"BOOM, HEADSHOT!"
#8
next contest:

see how much cinnamon you can fit in your mouth.

i got 3 spoons, beat that. TS, go first.
#9
was i the only person who expected it to say something different than mouth ?
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#10
The better question is how many animals can you fit into your mouth. And the answer is two. Two small dogs.
#11
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YOUR MOUTH


i had 24 and chewed and swolowed



I guess with all those Animal Crackers in your mouth, you couldn't quite swallow that English lesson, huh?


Kidding.

I've never tried it, but it seems like a sweet thing to do when I'm bored and actually have animal crackers..

I had a mouthful of mayonnaise and nearly threw up. Does that count?
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#12
This thread is just bound to end up with somebody choking to death on animal crackers...
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#13
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This thread is just bound to end up with somebody choking to death on animal crackers...

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