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#1
I told my mom a war joke, and she said war jokes aren't funny.

So tell some war jokes.
#2
How about you get the ball rolling?

I don't know any.
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#5
I guess this one works...


What's something George W. Bush has in common with his father?

Neither know when to pull out.
#7
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How about you get the ball rolling?

I don't know any.


I don't know any either.
#8
I don't think war jokes are funny.
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#9
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I don't know any either.



Then how the hell did you tell your mom a war joke?

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#10
Why are there only Walmarts in Iraq?

Cause the U.S. bombed all the Targets.


Did you hear about the new French tanks?

It has 4 gears, three in reverse, and one goes foward in case the enemy attacks from behind.


Oh and for fear of not conforming,

War jokes aren't funny.
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Quote by Dirge Humani
No, but they would still be taken as tasteless, immature, and not funny at all.



Speak for yourself.

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#15
Best I can do:

What do you call 100,000 men with their hands in the air?

The French Army

Why don't they have fireworks in Euro Disney anymore?

Every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Why did they plant trees in Paris?

So the Nazis could march in the shade.

What's the first thing you're taught after enrolling into the French military?

How to say "I surrender" in at least 5 languages.
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#16
Quote by Dirge Humani
No, but they would still be taken as tasteless, immature, and not funny at all.


Really? Wow.

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#17
What does Saddam Hussein have in common with Fred Flinstone?
They both can look out of their window and see rubble!
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#18
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Then how the hell did you tell your mom a war joke?



I don't know any good ones.
#19
Quote by NGD1313
Why are there only Walmarts in Iraq?

Cause the U.S. bombed all the Targets.


Did you hear about the new French tanks?

It has 4 gears, three in reverse, and one goes foward in case the enemy attacks from behind.


Oh and for fear of not conforming,

War jokes aren't funny.

thats the first time ive heard that french one and tell ya what, its an instant classic

when the going gets tough, the french get the **** outta there
#20
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What does Saddam Hussein have in common with Fred Flinstone?
They both can look out of their window and see rubble!

Doubt it
#21
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Doubt it


I see what you did thar.
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#23
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Doubt that too



Would it have anything to do with Saddam being well hung?
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#24
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Would it have anything to do with Saddam being well hung?

Nope, just the fact he's dead
#25
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Nope, just the fact he's dead



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#28
They surrender in almost any way they are in, or they lose. We have a french guy in the team i work with and it never gets old, the Lee is gonna surrender jokes.
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#29
The only one I've heard is:

Why did Hitler kill himself?
He saw his gas bill.

I don't find it funny, personally.
#31
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They surrender in almost any way they are in, or they lose. We have a french guy in the team i work with and it never gets old, the Lee is gonna surrender jokes.


That's why Napoleon took over a lot of Europe.
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#33
i prefer helen keller and dead baby jokes, as sad as that is
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#35
Quote by chillininfl
They surrender in almost any way they are in, or they lose. We have a french guy in the team i work with and it never gets old, the Lee is gonna surrender jokes.



LMAO thats just American propaganda.
#37
Quote by sinan90
That's why Napoleon took over a lot of Europe.

Yeah, he was french, but he wasn't France.
A Seven Nation army couldn't hold me back.
#38
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily
briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Mr. President, yesterday, 3 Brazilian
soldiers were killed."


"OH JESUS!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"


His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion,
nervously watching as the President sits holding his head in his hands.


Finally, the President looks up and asks,
"How many is a brazillion?"
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#39
With all the French jokes, it make ya wonder, when was the last time the U.S. fought and won a war that doesn't involve a 3rd world country?
#40
Why is it sensible to buy a rifle from a french soldier?

Because you can guarentee it's never been used.
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