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#1
Yeah put down the band and a snippet of the weirdest lyric(s) in that song :
Mine has to be The Bloodhound Gang - No Hard Feelings

Ain't my job to f*** you on your birthday.

If i want to be repeatedly s*** on i'll go make dutch porn.

Strange lyrics awesome tune !!!
#2
Now you see this one-eyed midget
Shouting the word "NOW"
And you say, "For what reason?"
And he says, "How?"
And you say, "What does this mean?"
And he screams back, "You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home"

From Ballad Of A Thin Man
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#3
Wierdest?

I wanna f*** a dog in the ass. Blink 182. Possibly.
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#4
Quote by jp607
Yeah put down the band and a snippet of the weirdest lyric(s) in that song :
Mine has to be The Bloodhound Gang - No Hard Feelings

Ain't my job to f*** you on your birthday.

If i want to be repeatedly s*** on i'll go make dutch porn.

Strange lyrics awesome tune !!!

Thats not strange. Pretty much all of BHGs songs are about sex.

Not so much as strangest lyrics, bet most interesting, for me, would be "Die Eir Von Satan" by Tool. I love the way they show how we take everything in only on a surface level, and how something appears, rather than seeing it from a deeper persepective.

I think I spelt it right...
#7
Something about jesus pulling the trigger to your head it's in cult by slayer, not weird, but damn awesome
If you have something clever to say, don't bother, most people won't get it.

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No... Herman Li's just really good...

"Yes I do like marmalade in my eggs! Thank you for asking!"

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#8
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a friend in need is a friend in deed but japanese is better?

oh god i hate placebo



"A friend in need's a friend indeed. A friend with weed is better".

Get your lyrics right first
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#9
Loads of SoaD stuff, such as:

Banana banana banana terracotta, banana terracotta, terracotta pie!

or

Peperoni and green peppers, mushroom olive chive!

etc etc
#10
She Has A Girlfriend Now - Reel Big Fish > all


"i never thought it would end like this
just because i've got no tits
i'll shave my legs,
i'll wear a bra
i'll even cut my penis off for you...
she has a girlfriend now."

Sheer brilliance right there
#11
With placebo, both of you are right. There both lyrics in the same song.

Mine, has to be NIN Good old trent reznor.

You let me violate you
You let me penetrate you
You let me desecrate you
I want to **** you like an animal.

^ Closer

God is dead
And noone cares
If there is a hell
Ill see you there

^ Heresy

Broken bones; forgotten souls
Too ****ed up to care anymore

^ Somewhat damaged
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#12
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"A friend in need's a friend indeed. A friend with weed is better".

Get your lyrics right first

Actually, he does say "My Japanese is better" at one point.
FUCK YOU! GET PUMPED!
#13
probably that line in so what where it says "i ****ed a sheep i ****ed a goat i rammed my **** right down his throat so what, so what, so what so what you boring little ****"
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#14
"A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast n’ bulbous, got me?"

MS: "Fast and bulbous"
DVV: "That`s right, The Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous. Also a tin
teardrop."
MS: "Bulbous also tapered"
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#15
mines a local band "Cruxlepop"
song=tilta tilta
i seen the lyric sheet and tis as follows
BARF!!! Hippie Dance you lil bitch beer beer beeer!! (repeat)
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I love music!
I hate how it turns us on each other!
I support music as a whole! not this useless hate!
#16
"Boom da bop da boom ba diggy diggy"

-The Aquabats, 'i fell asleep on my arm'.
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#17
'This is a song... about a show... a detective show if you will... full of cops and robbers... shooting guns!' - Detective Show - Engerica
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#18
Lime and limpid green, a second scene
A fight between the blue you once knew.
Floating down, the sound resounds
Around the icy waters underground.
Jupiter and Saturn, Oberon, Miranda
And Titania, Neptune, Titan.
Stars can frighten.

Blinding signs flap,
Flicker, flicker, flicker blam. Pow, pow.
Stairway scare Dan Dare who's there?
Lime and limpid green
The sounds surrounds the icy waters underground
Lime and limpid green
The sounds surrounds the icy waters underground
Pink Floyd "Astronomoy Donomie"

Realy weird song but my favorite.
#19
Squeeze me baby, until the joice runs down my leg.
The Lemon Song, Led Zeppelin
Drive me home Jeeves
#21
Some millencolin stuff.
Story of my life:
"This time, it's not a cow, it's kind of personal, can't explain to you why
this time, it's not a cow, so Mr. PC are you ready to bow. "

"The story of my life, a big fork and the sharpest knife
I guess this solid bridge leads me on to the nearest fridge
not a pig, sheep, chicken, moose, duck, snake, horse or a frog."
#22
I don't figure(?) no more in this world
I'll met you in the next one- and don't be late


~rocker007
#23
Quote by GarlicBread
Squeeze me baby, until the joice runs down my leg.
The Lemon Song, Led Zeppelin


That's neither weird, nor is it (originally) Led Zep.

Good try though.

Good call on Beefheart;

"It's the blimp, Frank! It's the blimp!"
#24
Quote by Gakusey
"A friend in need's a friend indeed. A friend with weed is better".

Get your lyrics right first

both of those lines feature in the song. They're used in different verses, get YOUR lyrics right first.
#25
My favorite lyrics are to the song, "F****** F****** F***" by Splatpattern

Chorus

F***** F****** F***
F***** F***
F*** F****** F***
F***** F****** F***
F***** F***
(x4)

Verse

I'm a pissed of F***
Mother F*****, can't you tell?
You see the f****** words
F****** gunning F****** hell.
Don't f****** look at me
that made me like the f*** I am
Every f****** time I look
I see another f****** scam.

I don't think I need to continue
The.
#26
Dirty Love-Frank Zappa
"Give me
Your dirty love
Like a tacky little pamphlet in your mothers bottom draw."

When you first hear it you take no notice, then you go back and listen and you go "wait, what"
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#27
Life is like a penis but most people don't know it, but most people suck so they usually blow it.
#28
I'll post the whole thing

Virally Yours - The black dahlia Murder

The sound of vomiting to my ears like singing
now I am beginning to become erect
with illness I am obsessed in the beds of the fallen I rest
a fixation amplified the smell here is what I like best

feverishly vombing the buckets of waste wrapping myself in the filth-ridden sheets
raping the shells of the comatose to fulfill my needs

photographing bedsores cultured by my sick neglect
it's more than a job it's a love for me to walk this close with death
when you hear a flat line you know surely I'll be near
to when the reaper's sickle is drawn I am ever aware

I wish I could pull these strings in death there are finer things
malpractice forever be my bitter name

how quickly life does fade away
but a flip of the river mans coin
could send you screaming to your grave

grief stricken family watches on ceaseless prayers for an only son
"I'm afraid that nothing can be done" the moment has finally come
the wrath of a god exemplified to the pearly gates he'll soon arrive
to leave here his husk in this room of white I'm quivering at thought

pull the plug I'm begging you take the ride to the cold and blue
the reapers yellowed lichen fingers aims ever so true
the orgins of disease to be witnessed in my dreams
the flooding of the blackest blood to quence my fetid needs
#29
Avenged sevenfold-Trashed and scattered
"you're just raping yourself"

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When having sex i realise my penis is of small nature.


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#31
Sparklehorse & Tom Waits - Dog Door

pitchfork (pitchfork)
crowbar (crowbar)
clawhammer (clawhammer)
hot tar (hot tar)

she got me through her middle name
but she can make it rain
she got a small-town chill
and she's starving in the belly wheel

she got me coming through the dog door
she got me coming through the dog door


And Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out

I say don't you know?
You say you don't know
I say take me out
#32
HORSE the Band:

Bird..... Ooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

The geek, with no beak:
He's so weak he cannot speak!
The geek, with no beak:
He's so weak he cannot speak!

Vestigial wings
And dwarven legs.
A semper fi cranium
That's got automatic eggs.
His gaping maw
Is geared to spew.
He just might be a she
So Birdette will do!!

Go eat your eggs!
Force fed, force fed.
Go eat your eggs!
Out of his mouth-
Straight at your head!!

With purple pants,
(They start to tear)
I reach out with all my might to
Poke out an eye.
I poke out an eye!
I poke out an eye!

My seven year old smile:
Vanishing!
Eggs,
Why eggs?!
It's breaking my heart.
It's hurting my nose.
It's turning my skin green!
Why did you have to be so mean?!

In my dreams I despise you
More than you'll ever know.
Even when I speak your name
It makes me ****ing choke!

Bird...... Ooooooooooooo!!!

Bird......

Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!

Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!
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#34
The kombucha mushroom people,
Sitting around all day,
Who can believe you,
Who can believe you,
Let your mother pray,
SOAD - Sugar
Its like.. what?
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#35
The mouldy peaches-whos got the crack?


There's no such thing as a harmless joke
There's no such thing as a simple toke
There's no shuch thing as panama jack
Who's got the crack
Whooooo's got the crack
Whooooooooo's got the crack
Whooooo's got the crack
I am a goat
In a moat
With a boat
Who's got the crack?
Whooooo's got the crack
Whooooooooo's got the crack
Whooooo's got the crack
I like it when my hair is poofy
I like it when you slip me a roofy
I like it when
you've got the crack...
Who's got the crack?
Whooooo's got the crack
Whooooooooo's got the crack
Whooooo's got the crack
I wanna be a hippy but I forgot how to loaf
It's hard to be a garbageman
when a sailor stole my glove
I want to be recless but I'm feeling so uptight
put your mamma in a headlock baby
And do it right
Whooooo's got the crack
Whooooooooo's got the crack
Whooooo"s got the crack
Who's got the craaaaaaack?
multicolour random messge!

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#37
orrr The Presidents Of The USA - Peaches

"Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man"
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#39
Quote by xX*Zeppelin*Xx
"A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast n’ bulbous, got me?"

MS: "Fast and bulbous"
DVV: "That`s right, The Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous. Also a tin
teardrop."
MS: "Bulbous also tapered"
DVV: "That`s right"


Captain Beefheart - Trout Mask Replica

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#40
Sheep, by Pink Floyd is eerie:
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by.
With bright knives He releaseth my soul.
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places.
He converteth me to lamb cutlets,
For lo, He hath great power, and great hunger.
When cometh the day we lowly ones,
Through quiet reflection, and great dedication
Master the art of karate,
Lo, we shall rise up,
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water.
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