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My friend told me he picks poo chunks outta his bung hairs.........dont ask cause i still dont wanna know anything about it.
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haha i dunno know. like if i sh*t or fart i know they smell really bad, but I enjoy the smell. Like I'll fart on my hand and then smell my hand. I dont think thats normal though...
#2
dumb thread
well so i won't get banned, umm one told me they ate frog legs...
edit: no that's nothing once my friend told me he drinks his ****** when hes bored
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#3
one said they wanked like, 5 times a day, i thought, that's a bit much
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My friend told me he picks poo chunks outta his bung hairs.........dont ask cause i still dont wanna know anything about it.

........... thats seriously disgusting, i hope he at least washes his hands.
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#5
Masterbating with cheese spread... he's done so much random shit like that. Crazy bastard lol
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#6
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dumb thread
well so i won't get banned, umm one told me they ate frog legs...


Dude frog legs rock, they taste like chicken!

Seriously!

But yea, the grossest thing a friend has told me, is when he explained to me what a pink sock is.

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#7
My friend did something involving a sock... I wont get into details...

...first it was "I didn't do it"

then it went to "that was only once!"

which means he does it everynight i bet.
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#9
my friend put peanut butter on his anus and had his dog lick it out, or he holds the record for most self made ejaculations in one day- 17 times
or that he has half a anus and cant shit right
pick one
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#10
[quote="'[T"]ANK']........... thats seriously disgusting, i hope he at least washes his hands.

Yea me too,cause i play his ps3 alot an i hope to god the controlers sterile.
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haha i dunno know. like if i sh*t or fart i know they smell really bad, but I enjoy the smell. Like I'll fart on my hand and then smell my hand. I dont think thats normal though...
#11
My friend told me she tried to get her dog to lick her pussy :/
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#12
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one said they wanked like, 5 times a day, i thought, that's a bit much


Nahh i still beat that. my record is 9 times in one full day. but my friend jon's record is like..impossible to beat... 12 times in two hours... and hes completely serious about it too

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#13
my friend told me he pissed in his brothers mouth when he was asleep
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Nahh i still beat that. my record is 9 times in one full day. but my friend jon's record is like..impossible to beat... 12 times in two hours... and hes completely serious about it too

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is that even humanly possible
#15
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is that even humanly possible


yeah i think hes god...
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#17
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Yes, but then he must not last very long.

well, logically, it would mean that it was once every ten minutes. which i find hard to accomplish because after about three it takes me alot longer
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#18
once my friend told me he was part Canadian...i never talked to him again
#19
Someone i knew at school told his friend that he shits and wanks at the SAME TIME. Apparantly he was reccomending it or something

Needless to say it was a well known fact accross the entire school in a matter of hours.

Everyone hated him anyway
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one said they wanked like, 5 times a day, i thought, that's a bit much


You think thats bad? My mate says that he doesn't wank less than 3 times a day and the most he's had in one day is 12...I didn't believe him but he IS a bit weird O_O.
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#22
mine definately wins. my friend told me that one time he stuck a mirror in th bottom of his toilet to see ho big his asshole got when he took a shit. i still dont know why he'd tell me that....
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#23
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mine definately wins. my friend told me that one time he stuck a mirror in th bottom of his toilet to see ho big his asshole got when he took a shit. i still dont know why he'd tell me that....


#24
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mine definately wins. my friend told me that one time he stuck a mirror in th bottom of his toilet to see ho big his asshole got when he took a shit. i still dont know why he'd tell me that....


#25
Yep.........Hotlove wins..........hey i wonder if my friend an his friend would love to have a play date.
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haha i dunno know. like if i sh*t or fart i know they smell really bad, but I enjoy the smell. Like I'll fart on my hand and then smell my hand. I dont think thats normal though...
#26
one time my friend wanked on a bus into a bottle bout 2yrs back........note he still has the bottle with its "contents" in his room....
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mine definately wins. my friend told me that one time he stuck a mirror in th bottom of his toilet to see ho big his asshole got when he took a shit. i still dont know why he'd tell me that....


aw, c'mon! "my friend"? everybody uses that line. we know ya did it!

you know the rules. pics, we want pics! pics, or it never happened!

uh just kidding.....PLEASE, NO PICS!
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once my friend told me he was part Canadian...i never talked to him again



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#30
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one said they wanked like, 5 times a day, i thought, that's a bit much



yo my frined said one day his parents were out so he wanekd 8 eight times that day.
#31
Well he didn't actually tell me because I 'heard' it happen. He took a piss at a mall and as he was zipping his fly up, he cut off his flap of his penis and the flap just dropped to the floor bloody. He wasn't even wearing underwear.

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#32
That reminds me of the time this kid in my class wanted to know what a foreskin looked like....and one kid decided to show him...in cooking class!! I was in that class too.
#33
This guy at my school had to have reconstructive penis surgery cus he was making his dog lick peanut butter off of it, and the dog got bored and decided it wanted meat I guess...

He didn't even try to lie about it, poor guy.
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This guy at my school had to have reconstructive penis surgery cus he was making his dog lick peanut butter off of it, and the dog got bored and decided it wanted meat I guess...

He didn't even try to lie about it, poor guy.


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#35
My friend ejaculated onto a sock and then slapped a kid in the face with the soiled sock. It was on a school bus too, on the way to a soccer game or something.
#38
My friends dont tell me weird stuff they did, cause im usually the "Friend" that tells them.
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#39
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This dude masturbates 8 times a day regligously.


His penis is grey.


I seriously wonder if its cause hes chokin it and the blood is getting there enough.


Its scary.


Is regligously or did you mean religiously?
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#40
Well, he's not a friend, and I didn't hear it from him, but my cousin has licked his brother's balls.

I have now taken to telling anyone and everyone that I'm adopted and have no real relation to them.
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