#1
Last night I was at a track meet and thats all they had....and I needed to change. So I get done changing and I put on my hoody and I lean over to see if I picked everything up. My phone was in my hoody pocket and slipped out...into the crapper. The port-a-potty was already a horrible mess by the time I went in there....there was nooo way I was fetching it. It sucks, im phoneless till Monday.
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yea, cause its so easy to talk to your 10 year old sister about porn.


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You know the little knob, next to the tone knob, the one that says volume? twist it until it starts making noise again.]
Last edited by malachifivebass at Mar 10, 2007,
#3
I don't get it. So what happened to your phone, it slipped and then the porto-potty got destroyed?
Pissed.
#4
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I don't get it. So what happened to your phone, it slipped and then the porto-potty got destroyed?

fell in the crapper....i need to edit that
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yea, cause its so easy to talk to your 10 year old sister about porn.


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You know the little knob, next to the tone knob, the one that says volume? twist it until it starts making noise again.]
#6
Why would you change in a port-a-pottie?
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#7
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Why would you change in a port-a-pottie?

didnt feel like sharing the family jewels with the rest of the runners
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yea, cause its so easy to talk to your 10 year old sister about porn.


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You know the little knob, next to the tone knob, the one that says volume? twist it until it starts making noise again.]
#8
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fell in the crapper....i need to edit that


Oooh in that case...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! That sucks man. What kind was it?
Pissed.
#9
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#10
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Oooh in that case...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! That sucks man. What kind was it?

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yea, cause its so easy to talk to your 10 year old sister about porn.


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You know the little knob, next to the tone knob, the one that says volume? twist it until it starts making noise again.]
#11
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didnt feel like sharing the family jewels with the rest of the runners

How do you change in the locker room?

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It's an option for the "Which one of E Daws parents are uglier?" thread.
#12
ive been working on this construction job, building a house for the past few months, and a similar thing haqppened, a guy was pinching off a loaf and his utility knife fell out of his pocket... needless to say it wasn't retrieved either.
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yea, i know what you mean, i think it means you have balls, not sure, thats what i heard from my dad, although he wasnt sober

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#13
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How do you change in the locker room?


we had to get changed earlier....in 4th period and my uniform was in my school locker and the gym was locked the rest of the day so i couldnt get in...and they didnt have a locker room or anything at the meet
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yea, cause its so easy to talk to your 10 year old sister about porn.


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You know the little knob, next to the tone knob, the one that says volume? twist it until it starts making noise again.]
#14
It took this for you to realize that port a potties blow asshole??

As if taking a dump in public didnt suck enough,
lets make it
hot,
uncomfortable,
and smell like a piece of shi t that just took a shi t.
#15
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It took this for you to realize that port a potties blow asshole??

As if taking a dump in public didnt suck enough,
lets make it
hot,
uncomfortable,
and smell like a piece of shi t that just took a shi t.

no flaming read mod posts
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yea, cause its so easy to talk to your 10 year old sister about porn.


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You know the little knob, next to the tone knob, the one that says volume? twist it until it starts making noise again.]
#17
Porta-Potties... thanks for reminding me. My parents have a house in France and the toilet didn't work for like a month, so they went out and bought one. Even with only 6 people using it it made the entire place stink... :|
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#18
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I wasnt flaming
just saying
port a potties suck asshole

misread i thought u were calling me an a hole instead of saying they suck ***
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yea, cause its so easy to talk to your 10 year old sister about porn.


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You know the little knob, next to the tone knob, the one that says volume? twist it until it starts making noise again.]
#19
I'm edge, and walked into a hotboxed port-a-potty at an outdoor ocncert once. I didn't realize it because I usually hold my breath as long as possible, so once I finally gave up and breathed in, I was like 'shitt this sucks' and was high for like 5 minutes afterwards. Ugh.
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#20
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#21
That really sucks dude, that poor phone haha, that's a shitter /bad pun.
Anyway, i feel for you dude, happened to me with my purse though, only cash but still, some ****er rocked the port-a-thingy and it fell down there. Ah well, life goes on but is such an arse-suck
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#22
hahahahahahahaha omg thats funny. i feel sorry for you guy, my friend dropped his phone in his toilet after he had taken a huge shit, i laughed so hard. haha sorry, its just funny
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