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#2
that was disturbing. and this is comming from the guy that laughs when he thinks of newborn babies getting thrown through a tree shreader. i listened to about 3 seconds to many. Shame on you aild for not stoping him before he can record more crap.
#3
errrm??
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#5
Generic-sounds-like-every-other-average-American-teen-band-sk8erpop-shite

That's the only way I could describe it. And that dude looks about 5. And doesn't even look like a dude.
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#6
that guy should have been told a looooooong time ago he needed to sort out his life. Jesus that guy is recording albums? And my ass plays the banjo.... sheesh
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#7
he doesnt even write his songs


The CD will consist of original songs written for Zach by some amazing songwriters and producers including Grammy Award
winners and nominees.

and how old is he? 5? and why am i still listening to it?
#9
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#11
Oh geez...I support rising artists but this is awful. I think someone should tell him...or maybe it's better to let everyone suffer and hate him even more. /turns on Finntroll
#12
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#15
What exactly is sleep-away camp? Is it a uniquely American thing?

Also, Zach needs to get a grip.............of his balls!!!If he has any!!!! LOLZ!!!! OMG!!!!Or as I'd put it,
#17
Holy crap he has a song called "Breaking The Rules", oh Zach, you're such a bad ass, you stayed up fifteen minutes past nine!
#18
What, were you raped at sleepaway camp? 'Cause I can imagine that being pretty mortifying.

And what are you doing at a sleep away camp with some little kid? Is he like, 8 now? Making him 5 back then. You are sick. SICK.

I didn't actually listen to anything there, because the other comments are convincing me to.
#21
wow. pure shit. its like the ****in naked brothers band, excepts its one stupid kid.
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#23
"The songs are about life as Zach and his peers are experiencing." taken from his official myspaz

can someone tell me how this is true if the song are written for him by grammy nominees?

o yeh and this kid sucks. i can sing better than him and thats a bold claim cos i down right refuse to sing on the grounds that i hate my voice
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I think after this relentless adding for the last 10 mins, that Dan is the coolest looking. Goddamn welsh people and my great etc etc etc etc etc granddad is welsh.
#24
LMAO. He's got Black Eyed Peas on his top 18. I thought it would be incredibly funny if he had Necrophagist, Nile, Cryptopsy... as his Myspace friends. Lmao.

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#25
oh he said on stage 3 years ago that he take dance lessons from usher's (whats ****ing word????)... dance teacher.
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#26
"Influences - Green Day"

That's it.

Taken from the "About Me" section:

"Zach Allen has partnered with some of the best songwriters in the business to create an album of original songs called "Detours." The songs are about life as Zach and his peers are experiencing. Zach speaks neither over the heads of his audience, nor does he talk down to them. The music speaks directly to the listener as Zach sings about the universal themes of love, relationships, fantasies, and growing up. As he says in his CD booklet, "At the end of my concerts, there's always someone who asks me if my songs were written about them. This is exactly what I hoped would happen when I recorded this album--music that is about things we all deal with and think about every day." People who hear the album for the first time have responded to the new, edgy, and punky sound."

Punky sound eh?
#28
lol at 'I wanna be like me' that song was retarded.
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#29
lawl ahaha...he doesnt write his own songs...I just had water come out of my nose
#30
Disney channel has GOT to stop giving these losers record cuts.
The only truly consistent people are dead people.

#34
Lolol I just looked into his blogs and he sounds exactly like this kid at my school. It's great how musically retarded people think they have fans.

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#37
wow.

lets all thank this kid for ****ing up music just when we thought pop music couldnt get worse
This is what you get.
This is what you get.
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#38
One of them sounded decent until the vocals kicked in, which was nearly 2 seconds in...
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