#1
ok in my school we are doing these projects and we get products and we have to advertise them, mine is toothbrush (i didnt want it and it pisses me off) so anyways i need a slogan or catch phrase for it. I want it to be funny, intresting, creative, cool, and catchy. if you got something in mind please help me out!
Last edited by tomisamonkeyman at Mar 10, 2007,
#3
'are you a loner? try brushing your teeth!'
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#4
for quick, post-blowjob cleanup, there's no better product than cum-free(tm) toothbrushes.
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#5
Does your breath smell?
Yes! Buy a fucking toothbrush!
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

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#6
use this toothbrush or ill cut ur b@||s off!
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#7
"hey, it's better than splooge"

but really...

"for teeth whiter than michael richards"
#10
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For teeth whiter than Michael Jackson

brilliance
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#13
"It's the sun! It's an LED light! NO... it's _________ __________'s teeth after using _____________ toothbrushes" followed by "WOW!!"


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#14
'Toothbrush 2000! The new revolutionary brushthingy in the market, made of a bit of plastic and hair "



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BUT DUDE! THAT'S MY OPINION! JUST LIKE PEOPLE HAVE OPINIONS THAT ALL BLACK PEOPLE ARE CRIMINALS! IT JUST CAN'T BE CHALLENGED BECAUSE IT'S YOUR OPINION!

WHEEEEEEEE.

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#15
Brush that smile right of your face :P
Want teeth that shine? Then why the **** are u using this toothbrush
This brush not only cleans your teeth! It can clean your ass too!
#16
'Makes your teeth so white, it's the only toothbrush endorsed by the KKK!'
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#18
Quote by Dinkydaisy
'Makes your teeth so white, it's the only toothbrush endorsed by the KKK!'


dinky, you're beautiful and so funny and politically incorrect. I like you


slogan: for a mean clean use (NAME)
#19
"With Revolutionary New Fiberglass Bristles!"

Warning: May cause accidental death... hehe, dental...
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#20
The new oral B vitality anal.

One side cleans down into teeth removing plaque.

The other, right up your arse.
"I have a nice wine habit, but I was never into drugs. Why do I need something that's going to grind my teeth all night and won't let me get it on with a woman."
#22
"Its not plaque on your gum, its cum, get it out or else gonnorhea will sprout."
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#24
"what goes in your mouth and leaves white stuff..... a toothbrush"tm
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#25
Would you rather use a stick instead?
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#26
Quote by y2james2007 :p
Bang! And the plaque is gone.



that wins hands fuking down.

anyway on topic

tastes better than a penis and cleans your teeth yes <<insert toothbrush name here>> does it all
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I think after this relentless adding for the last 10 mins, that Dan is the coolest looking. Goddamn welsh people and my great etc etc etc etc etc granddad is welsh.
#29
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"All the cool kidz are doin' it"


toothbrush peer pressure

Jack my swag