So I'm starting a club. Exclusive to people with small penises. Who all wants to join?

1. You must have a penis.
2. Your penis must be 6" in length or LESS.

I'm the first member!
id join if i wasnt so insecure about my small penis.
(Jack) why teh fuck do people still have rottweilers/pit bulls?
(Lucy) why the fuck not?
(Jack) because they have a strange tendency to EAT YOUR CHILDREN