#5
ZOMG!

It's teh chuck's birthday!!!
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#6
I pitty the world.....


Every time Chuck has a birthday, 3754 month old babies are dropkicked. I'd say dropkicked "to death," but everyone knows Chuck Norris never has to do it more then once.
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#7
u dont give chuck norris a present for his birthday, he gives u a present, a roundhouse kick to the face
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#9
Quote by paintITblack39
It turned out his birthday was yesterday

And he's 67

I hate you Alex


#10
Man...I really do not like chuck norris....I hate that stupid thing going around about everyone liking chuck norris. just my opinion on him.