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#4
fucking yanks
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One day that guy is gonna lose a whole arm to that blender

and that shall be the day I laugh the hardest
#7
Time to go live as a hermit...
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Ok I think we're all good now. We're on the same page, and I'm back to trying to get with his sister.

^That's how you do it, kids!
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#8
...Dear Jesus.... Someone please tell me that this is not real... it cant be... there is no way she is that stupid... I agree... I am losing hope in the world and the next generation of people in it.
#9
My friend's daughter is 14 and insists she will have sex before she is 16 and is always speaking of how much she wants a baby, it is so ridiculous
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#10
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http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=22359

i have lost all faith in humanity. What is this world coming to?


she is also a wh*re

but +1million
the world is going down the sh*tter
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It's meant to reflect Clapton's career, starts off good but then turns into a piece of shit.


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Last edited by Guitarmeister at Mar 11, 2007,
#12
Nothing a few smacks across the head can't cure. Parents today are such pussies.
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#13
Quote by 7DaySkeptic
What a redneck.
Although this girl wins http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/health/healthmain.html?in_article_id=385968&in_page_id=1774

Makes me proud to be English.....



They're over here too???? *sobs*
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Ok I think we're all good now. We're on the same page, and I'm back to trying to get with his sister.

^That's how you do it, kids!
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#14
She wants tothrow her life away she can but its the baby I feel sorry for.
#16
^I know

"A girl is to become Britain's youngest mother after becoming pregnant at 11.

The girl smokes 20 cigarettes a day despite being eight months' pregnant. She conceived aged 11 when she lost her virginity to a boy of 15 on a drunken night out with friends"

I mean there's just a billion things wrong with just those few lines.
#17
What an annoying voice
Tears in waves, minds on fire
Nights alone by your side
#19
her moms face was fake
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#23
In Singapore, there was a case about this 9 yr old girl getting pregnant by a 14 yr old boy. I was wtf?! How can that be like possible cause the girl has not yet reached puberty. The worst thing is they discovered that she was pregnant only after 8 months and it was too late for abortion.

edit: the 15 yr old sounds like a b***h!
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He's a righteous man,
Baby, can you dig your man?

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Last edited by amisuary at Mar 11, 2007,
#24
yeah, seriously i dont think its real..... if it isnt , its just hillarious. if it is, i vote for the end of the world.
#26
Quote by amisuary
In Singapore, there was a case about this 9 yr old girl getting pregnant by a 14 yr old boy. I was wtf?! How can that be like possible cause the girl has not yet reached puberty. The worst thing is they discovered that she was pregnant only after 8 months and it was too late for abortion.


Gurlz hit puberty early. I'm surprised this happened in Singapore.
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#28
There is a small gland in your brain that prevents reaching puberty too early but sometimes it malfunctions and a 9-year old might have a baby.

Anyway, i had a friend who wanted to have a baby too. She had just turned 15, was smoking about a pack of cigarettes per week and wanted the father to be a 25 year old punk dude. Fortunately she got over it.

Guess they just don't know what it means to have a baby...
Btw that voice made my head hurt
#29
Quote by fronkpies
What an annoying voice


Definitely, though I found that stupid side-to-side head moving more irritating, you get dizzy trying to look at her.
#30
Quote by 7DaySkeptic
Definitely, though I found that stupid side-to-side head moving more irritating, you get dizzy trying to look at her.


What's more, she considered herself a 'playa' I think she meant WHORE
#32
Quote by Mad Marius
Nothing a few smacks across the head can't cure. Parents today are such pussies.

+ 1,000,000,000,000
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Throw a flash bang at him.
#33
I would say thats pretty fake. It reminds me of those 'midget fights' they have on Jerry Springer.

But That makes me glad I live in the UK, although there are people like that here, as well. But at least they dont have irritating voices.
#34
I hope she doesn't have a baby, for the babies sake.
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#35
I'd tap that.
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#36
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But That makes me glad I live in the UK, although there are people like that here, as well. But at least they dont have irritating voices.


Read the thread....lol.
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#38
Quote by sandwich_man
I'd tap that with a fishing rod which has an angry gorilla hanging on the end to choke a bitch.


+1
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#39
Quote by BrianApocalypse
She reminds me of the "freak strike" episode on south park.



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#40
Quote by BrianApocalypse
She reminds me of the "freak strike" episode on south park.


Reminds me of the 'dirty spoiler *****' episode on South Park.
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Hmm judging from your pic you'd fit in more with a fat busted tribute.
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