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#1
ever thought that while you were sleeping, there was a psyco person under your bed.
And he was gunna kill you.

Everynight for me.
#3
No, in fact.
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#5
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No, cuz i dont have AIDS.


Because AIDS is commonly associated with the fear of psycho's hiding underneath a bed.
But I must say no to the main question, however when I was younger I feared that I would be "eaten" by a street cleaner. Not the people, the driven ones.
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#7
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Because AIDS is commonly associated with the fear of psycho's hiding underneath a bed.
But I must say no to the main question, however when I was younger I feared that I would be "eaten" by a street cleaner. Not the people, the driven ones.

It's the first AND last symptom.
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#9
maybe when i was younger.

not now though. no one could get under my bed anyway, since there is a bunch of stuff under it.
#10
No my dads out of the house at night.
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#11
yea but i just take a knife and stab under there until he screams and dies.
#12
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No my dads out of the house at night.

Lol! but I often wonder If a dudes gonna do a hot fuzz and knock on the door, then when i open it hes goin to hack me in the chest with an axe
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#14
i was affraid off a lot of things when i was little
i slept with a light on
i slept with my back towards the closet cause i thiught something with red glowing eyes was in there
i wouldnt look at the window cause i thought aliens were gonna abduct me
when i was really young (still in a crib) i had a clown mobile....i think thats why still dont like clowns
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#15
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When I was little, I had a water bed. One night, I was trying to go to sleep, but I kept hearing this "WHRRRRRRRRRR" ing sound. It sounded like a chain saw. A chainsaw IN MY BEDROOM. So I freaked out, convinced there was a chainsaw murderer in my room.

Turns out it was just this candy dispenser thing that got into the side of the bed, and the water bed mattress was pushing the button down.


That happened to me once, but I have an air matress. And my toe caused it.
#16
yeah, ever since i read a book where this guy hides under this other guy's bed with a knife and stabs it up through the mattress and pins the guy in his bed with the knife...through his back...yeesh. now the knife-guy lives under my bed with the velociraptors and the werewolves and the scary anteater thing from kingdom hospital i have trouble sleeping sometimes, lol.
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#17
No, not really. That's the last place I'd expect to find a psycho killer.

Glm, what's with all the threads?
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#19
i always fink theres sum1 under my bed hu wants 2 kill me! i tink i'm paranoid
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#20
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i always fink theres sum1 under my bed hu wants 2 kill me! i tink i'm paranoid

English lessons anyone?


I think there's someone under my bed because I always see shadows from outside my window. But then I shut my blinds and put on my headphones and listen to music.
#21
No, but once; after smoking like three joints i thought i heard the socks under my bed plotting against me, i was like; ... holy shit.
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#23
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No, but once; after smoking like three joints i thought i heard the socks under my bed plotting against me, i was like; ... holy shit.



you must roll your j's pretty strong.

socks are annoying anyways. like, you wear them to bed when it's cold, then they fall off in your sleep, and you look for them but then remember knife-guy under the bed and are too scared to continue searching, so end up hiding under the duvet wearing one sock.
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#24
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you must roll your j's pretty strong.

socks are annoying anyways. like, you wear them to bed when it's cold, then they fall off in your sleep, and you look for them but then remember knife-guy under the bed and are too scared to continue searching, so end up hiding under the duvet wearing one sock.


Luckily, my socks don't fall off.
#25
Wooo i turned this into a thread about socks... I'm wearin' wooly socks right now.
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#26
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and the answer to your question is no because nothing can get under.
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#27
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and the answer to your question is no because nothing can get under.


How so?
#28
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and the answer to your question is no because nothing can get under.



what sort of bed do you have?

although actually i'd never change my bed, i've had this one since forever and i love it. i might consider stuffing the space underneath with socks to prevent nasty things hiding under there though? hmm. good plan, esther.
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#29
Not under my bed, but yeah i imagine it quite a bit (atleast three nights a week )
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#30
Quote by esther_mouse
what sort of bed do you have?

although actually i'd never change my bed, i've had this one since forever and i love it. i might consider stuffing the space underneath with socks to prevent nasty things hiding under there though? hmm. good plan, esther.



Woo! socks!!! I enjoy socks.
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#31
i did before but it was weird because my bed has no frame it's just a matress on the floor....

#32
When I was younger I had a really tall bed, you could fit anything under there, even monsters. I never checked, but I was scared of psychos/monsters/michael jackson under my bed.

Luckily, I'm not afraid anymore...

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#33
Quote by esther_mouse
yeah, ever since i read a book where this guy hides under this other guy's bed with a knife and stabs it up through the mattress and pins the guy in his bed with the knife...through his back...yeesh. now the knife-guy lives under my bed with the velociraptors and the werewolves and the scary anteater thing from kingdom hospital i have trouble sleeping sometimes, lol.


I have an air mattress, he can stab through it easier and faster.
#34
If anyone goes under my bed, they're in for a surprise, since that's where I toss all my boogers and semen.
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#35
This sounds racist, but I'm always afriad of a black guy with a knife under my bed or in my closet.
#38
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If anyone goes under my bed, they're in for a surprise, since that's where I toss all my boogers and semen.


#39
You're scared of psychos under your bed? And you also want to rap?

Hm.
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#40
Yeah I do.
And for Toxicity33 I'm wearing black socks. They're so warm and soft
I have a huge house (Or my parents have it.. although, it's my house) and when I'm home alone I can't sleep without checking the whole house, (which takes me 10/20 minutes).
And when I'm finished, I still keep thinking if everything is closed as it should and stuff.
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