#1
I hear talking coming out of my amp! There's demons inside of it. It's a 65 reissue Twin Reverb. Anyone have any reccomendations on how to exorcise the demons out?
#2
Holy water.
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#3
more likely someone is talking into something on a frequency that your amp receives.

If you don't believe me, take your cell phone and put it on top of your amp [not making a call but just on] and you'll here all kinds of crazy noises that sound like morris code
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...for the gigs im going to be playing its going to be 60% tone and 40% stage look, and I'd like the look of my rig to be able to back up its sound.

No.
No.
NO.
GOD DAMMIT NO.
#4
It's the second coming of Jesus. You'll have to set it on fire to get him out.

Nahh, the amp's just picking up radio frequencies, it happens alot. Just move your amp or something, I think.
#5
It's pretty obvious isn't it?

...call an exorcist.

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morris code


#6
It's the secret code of morris dancers, planning their domination of the world.
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#7
Quote by FrenchBread
more likely someone is talking into something on a frequency that your amp receives.

If you don't believe me, take your cell phone and put it on top of your amp [not making a call but just on] and you'll here all kinds of crazy noises that sound like morris code

isnt it the morse code?
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#8
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isnt it the morse code?

probably, but i don't study the subject like you apparently do.
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...for the gigs im going to be playing its going to be 60% tone and 40% stage look, and I'd like the look of my rig to be able to back up its sound.

No.
No.
NO.
GOD DAMMIT NO.
#9
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probably, but i don't study the subject like you apparently do.



Knowing how to spell = a "subject"?


#10
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probably, but i don't study the subject like you apparently do.




Morse code is common knowledge (the name, at least).
#11
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probably, but i don't study the subject like you apparently do.
What??? Because he can spell he studies it? I can spell ecology, but i dont study it...so you're saying that idiots like you who can't spell dont study anything?



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Sounds like you're simply picking up radio signals, mine did that lol, just move it somwhere
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#13
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I hear talking coming out of my amp! There's demons inside of it. It's a 65 reissue Twin Reverb. Anyone have any reccomendations on how to exorcise the demons out?


They aren't demons. What happens is that there are Keebler elves inside of your amp that live inside and maintain it. When they get hungry they usually start making noises. Most of the time they will come out at night while everyone is sleeping to get food but during the day they need to call for it since they can't be in the outside light for too long. Just leave some cookies near the back of the amp and they will fetch them.
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^If they're Keebler elves, they could just make the cookies themselves..... :|


No, that's where the myth came from. People think they make them because they were always associated with cookies but they really use them for fuel. In all tube amps, there is a small living quarters inside the amp with makeshift beds, kitchen, and bathroom facilities. The glow of vacuum tubes also supplies some energy and warmth.
#17
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No, that's where the myth came from. People think they make them because they were always associated with cookies but they really use them for fuel. In all tube amps, there is a small living quarters inside the amp with makeshift beds, kitchen, and bathroom facilities. The glow of vacuum tubes also supplies some energy and warmth.

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#18
Does the kind of food I give them matter? Will a high carb diet make my amp sound better?
#21
Dumbest yet most entertaiing thread on the whole board.

Congadulations boys.

(BTW, my amp picks up some radio staions occasionally, I just play louder!)


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#22
the only way to fix is it is to send it to me, i'll get those demons out no problem.

oh, and its going to cost your amp to help you.

i know, i know, i'm always too late
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#23
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the only way to fix is it is to send it to me, i'll get those demons out no problem.

oh, and its going to cost your amp to help you.

i know, i know, i'm always too late

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