#1
Why do women’s pants have zippers?

Now I can understand the button to make them eayser to get into, but why zippers?
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#4
I once dated a girl who liked to wear button-fly jeans (the ones with like 5 buttoons instead of a zipper)

Most inconveniant thing EVER.
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#5
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So sex is easier.


So they can actually get their pants off quickly... for sex.


lol they make kids pants with zippers
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#6
so if there getting raped they can zip the guys dick in half


ive got my dick stuck in my zipper once, the most unpleasent thing ever
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#7
why wouldn't they have zippers on them? i mean, chick pants are tight to begin with. they would probably be next to impossible to put on without a zipper.
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I once dated a girl who liked to wear button-fly jeans (the ones with like 5 buttoons instead of a zipper)

Most inconveniant thing EVER.


i know dude, it took my girlfriend more than minute to get the pants off and by then, it kinda ruins the modd...
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Zipper your pants and try to get into them. Then you'll know why.


Sadly my skinny ass can still get into my pants...
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#11
[quote="'[A"]cetate']so if there getting raped they can zip the guys dick in half


ive got my dick stuck in my zipper once, the most unpleasent thing ever
Edit: no one better fuckin sig that


that happened to me once except it was a quick pinch...I think I bleed a little.
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Zipper your pants and try to get into them. Then you'll know why.


im a man with a 41 inch ass, yes i've mesured it, and that was still moderatly easy for me. (the waist of my pants is 33 inches)
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#13
^ dont think you were actually supposed to try that
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^ dont think you were actually supposed to try that



oh... i dont feel like a compleat asshat now. lol
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#15
Its a government conspiracy! Or fashion... Women seem to like that stuff.
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why wouldn't they have zippers on them? i mean, chick pants are tight to begin with. they would probably be next to impossible to put on without a zipper.

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