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I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THE WHOLE THING TOOK MORE THAN ONE POST

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=406421

Quote by popapez
alright, the last sex thread was getting way too large, and the same questions were being asked over and over again, so we decided it would be good to start a new one with an FAQ. please dont spam, use this thread for asking questions. and i also appologize to all the ladies out there, as most of this FAQ is directed towards the guys


okay, some of it i wrote myself, some i took from the old sex thread, and some of it i took from websites (sorry about my shit grammar):

INDEX:
Q: female anatomy?
Q: breaking a girls hymen?
Q: average size of a penis?
Q: where is the G Spot?
Q: Where is her clitoris?
Q: anal sex?
Q: STDs?
Q: is there any way to make me last longer in bed? (kegel exercises)
Q: menstrual cycle?
Q: when is a girl most likely to get pregnant?
Q: avoiding pregnancy/pulling out?
Q: finger-fuckinging my girl doesn?t work
Q: oral sex on a girl?

rblotnicky's advice:
Q: how do i make my girl come harder?
Q: can men have multiple orgasms?
Q: really good tips for pleasing a girl?
Q: i need things to try on my man
Q: fingering techniques?
Q: how do i have sex with my virgin girlfriend?
Q: should i always use a condom?


Q: female anatomy?
A: The entire outside of the vagina is called the vulva. The large, soft outside lips are the labia majora, while the inside, thinner and more delicate lips are called the labia minora. High up on top, inside the inner lips is the clitoral hood, which when lifted reveals the clitoris itself, which can actually swell and become somewhat erect when stimulated. The small opening right below the clitoris is the urethra, where urine comes out. Below the urethra of course is the larger opening of the vagina. Between the vagina and the anus is the perineum, called the ?taint? in slang (?taint the asshole, taint the vagina.?). The G-spot is about 2 inches inside her vagina; it will be a rougher than the rest of her.


Q: breaking a girls hymen?
A: some girls will break their hymen by themselves, through physical activity, a tampon, or they may not have been born with one. it will usually hurt the first time she has sex, if she hasn?t broken it yet. if youre going to have sex with a virgin, you have to be very gentle, use a ton of lube/do a lot of foreplay, and if its hurting her, STOP


Q: average size of a penis?
from many many many sources, its this:
5.8 (14.7 cm) to 6.3 inches (16 cm) in length and 4.85 inches (12.3 cm) in circumference








Q: where is the G Spot?
A: It?s a soft area that is a little bit rougher than the rest of her, just about one-third of the way up the front wall of the vagina and best located when a woman is aroused. It pulses slightly when touched with a finger. use a ?come here? motion with your finger to stimulate it.


Q: Where is her clitoris?
A: It will be about an inch or 2 above the opening of her vagina. if you run your finger from her vagina, up her labia, youll eventually run into her clit. it will probably be covered with a hood, which you can easily pull back to reveal her clit. its going to be very sensitive at first, so be gentle.


Q: anal sex?
A: First - anatomy. At the lower end of the bowel, there are two distinct circular bands of muscles, sphincters, one is located about a 1 ½" above the other. These clamp down tight to prevent the passage of feces or gas. The mucous membrane lining of the rectum is not as heavy as the lining of the vagina, so it can tear quite easily and it does not heal as quickly as the vagina. Because feces, loaded with bacteria, are passing by, any tear is vulnerable to infection.
The vigorous thrusting that may occur during anal intercourse can tear the mucous membrane. This can develop into an anal abscess that can become infected - more about that in a moment. Also, if your partner has any of the sexually transmitted infections, then you could get infected through the tear.
The best prevention is "don't go there". But if you do decide to try it, you and your partner must talk about it beforehand and agree on these points:
1. Your partner must be very, very gentle, absolutely no forced penetration and no vigorous thrusting.
2. You must use lots and lots of good lubrication, (anal lube, not saliva).
3. Use a well-lubricated condom without spermicide, either on the sex toy or his penis. Spermicide can irritate the rectum.
4. Never shift from anal sex back to vaginal sex without changing condoms. Feces can end up in the vagina and cause infections.


Q: STDs?
A: A few of them: gonorrhea (treatable); venereal warts (treatable if external, difficult if up in the rectum); syphilis (treatable); herpes (treatment, no cure); yeast infection (treatable); and HIV and AIDS (treatment but no cure.)


Q: is there any way to make me last longer in bed?
A: Kegel exercises can help strengthen some of the muscles that control the flow of urine and are used to treat urge or stress incontinence. Kegel exercises are done as follows:
?The muscles to be exercised are the PC muscles. These can be felt by purposely stopping the flow of urine in midstream and starting again. The muscles that squeeze the urethra and anus are the ones involved.
?Remembering what it felt like to control these muscles during urination, try to contract them when not urinating. If the stomach or buttocks muscles tighten, the muscles are not being exercised correctly.
?Tighten these muscles for 3 seconds and then relax for 3 seconds.
?The exercises should be repeated 10 to 15 times per session. Do at least 3 sessions per day.


Q: menstrual cycle?
A: The first day of a girls menstrual cycle is the first day that she starts menstruating. Every month, one egg leaves one of the ovaries on the 14th day, on its way to the uterus via the fallopian tubes. Meanwhile, in preparation for the egg, the uterus starts to develop a thicker lining and it?s walls become cushiony (the endometrial lining). If the egg reaches the uterus and is fertilized by a sperm cell, it attaches to this cushiony wall.
Most of the time the egg just passes right through without fertilization. Since the uterus no longer needs the extra blood and tissue which made up the walls thick, it sheds them by way of the vagina. This cycle will happen nearly every month until the ovaries stop releasing eggs, usually several decades later. (Menopause).


Q: when is a girl most likely to get pregnant?
A: Sperm survive inside a woman for 3 days on average, with survival time up to five days considered normal. The most fertile period covers the time from some 5 days before ovulation (on day 14) until 1-2 days after ovulation.


Q: avoiding pregnancy/pulling out?




BECAUSE I WANTED TO
Last edited by DUP3R at Mar 11, 2007,
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U didnt add anything to it...u just copied it.
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Well, I guess the old one was getting rather large...

Dob-Edit: I'll help a bit.

Quote by popapez
these 2 particular questions were asked a TON. the first one, written by me, the second, from a porn site.

Q: finger-fucking my girl doesn?t work
A: try doing it a few times without going inside of her at all. just try rubbing her clit. for some girls, their clit is more sensitive than their G-spot is. its gonna be real sensitive at first, so i would start by applying a good amount of pressure on her clit, but go pretty slow in circles. once she gets turned on enough, her clit will get hard and you can go faster. i would mix that up with rubbing the side of her clit up and down, or rubbing the side of her labia up and down (this feels really good too). you can go down every once in a while to lube up, then go back up to her clit. eventually, once shes turned on a bit, you can lift her clitoral hood and rub directly on her clit, but do it VERY GENTLY because its extremely sensitive. just brush your finger over it, hardly touch it at all. hopefully she will be giving you signals (moaning and whatnot) to tell you whats really doing it for her.

if you want to go back to your fingerfuing thing, then have your index or your index and your middle fingers inside of her, but use your thumb at the same time to rub her clit. this will send her over the edge.

once she is about to come, don?t stop what youre doing. speed it up a bit. as soon as she climaxes, you have to slow down a lot and be really gentle again because everything will be really sensitive again. she should be shaking right after she comes. don?t stop after she comes either, just go really slowly because her clit will be extrememly sensitive right after she climaxes. it will still feel really good for her for about a minute after she orgasms. but after this, she will sort of go numb and nothing will feel good for her. you would have to wait anywhere from like, 5 t o 15 minutes before you could go at it again if you wanted to.

the biggest thing is to mix it up. you cant be doing the same motions over and over again or they get monotonous. when you first start doing one certain thing on her, it will feel really good. but once youve been doing it a while, it will lose its impact. as soon as you switch it up again, it will feel really good again for her.

if you still feel like this isnt doing it for her, then you might have to get your tongue in there


Q: oral sex on a girl?
A: Don?t rush to the vagina as soon as you?re both aroused enough to undress. Take your time, oh impatient one, it will be worth the wait and increase her arousal tenfold. Start with her neck and shoulders. Caress, kiss and lick your way down her chest, lingering on her breasts. I can not overstate how sensitive a woman?s nipples are. When you circle her aureoles with your lips or fingers, then lightly (or not so lightly, depending on her) squeeze her nipples, she?ll likely feel the vibration right down to her buzzing pussy.

Not too long on those nipples, though ? she may get sensitive quickly and you don?t want to make her squirm -yet. Kiss the soft insides of her thighs, her calves, even her feet. By the time you get down to the vagina itself, she should be primed and aching for your tongue.

Do take your time and by all means, enjoy yourself down there. It?s what you?ve been dreaming about, right? Savor the sight, the smell, and the glory of it all. Kiss it, caress it, rub your thumbs all over the soft folds of beautiful flesh. Are you getting the picture? This is no time to rush, you?re not eating an ice pop here. It?s not going to melt. Be slow and thorough. Trust me - she?ll appreciate it.

Don?t go right for the kill by starting off licking her clit. Men are results oriented, I know, and want to make her cum fast. But it?s not all about the orgasm, it?s about the journey. So slow down. Lick her outside and inside pussy lips first, with broad, flat strokes of your tongue. Lick around the inside of her vagina and, if you like, use your stiffened tongue like a mini penis, sticking it in and out of the hole. Lick around the bottom of her pussy and her perineum. If she?s comfortable having her asshole licked, (bless her heart) which is called rimming, then by all means do so as long as you?re comfortable as well. Many men and women find this highly erotic, and I?m one of them. Even if she?s never had it done before, ask her if she?ll just give it a try. Hopefully she?s open-minded and will let you. You may send her to heaven this way. Now, when all this prep work (you call this work?) is done, move your tongue up to the clit and even when you get there, toy with it. Lick around the clit in circles, lick over the top, around the bottom ? all before you really get down to business, which is sucking her clit into you mouth and licking it fast with the tip of your tongue until she cums.

Do play with her anus ? again, providing she?s cool with it, which hopefully she is. It works like this: While your tongue is dancing on her clit, rub some of her juices around her little hole (cute name, huh?) This double stimulation is very arousing to her, and she?s concentrating on your tongue so much that your finger doesn?t matter, it just feels good. As she gets closer to climax, continue to rub around it until she?s breathing heavily?getting very close. Now ? stick your finger in the little hole just a bit, as far as the first digit perhaps, no more. In my experience, there?s a very good chance that this will set her orgasm off like a time bomb, bucking her hips like they were on fire. Yes, the feeling of your finger in her ass will make her cum much harder ? you?ll see. Don?t neglect her nipples either. With your tongue on her clit, reach up, over, whatever, and gently hold her breasts. As she gets closer, circle her aureoles lightly, as I mentioned earlier. But this time, as her breathing and body language announce her impending orgasm, squeeze her nipples. Believe me, some ladies will save you the trouble and do it themselves. They know the secret, that this extra stimulation will break the bank, sending them crashing into climax at warp speed. Her moans and cries will prove me right.

Do try different positions. They keep things from getting stale as a result of repetition. If you, as a lover, always keep her guessing what?s next, what?s new and what?s different, you?ll always be at the top of her hit list. She?ll always look forward to making love to you. If you like the standard position, on your stomach while she lies on her back with legs spread, that?s fine. I like it too. I had a girlfriend who lived for this position. She tensed her legs so tight when she came she nearly cracked my head like a walnut. And I loved every minute of it. But try this: You?re lying on your back while she straddles your face, essentially the "sit on my face" position. It enables her to grind her pussy into your face as hard as she likes, which is always a treat. It also lets you easily reach up and play with her breasts. Holding hands is nice and tender, too, if you?re into that. Another favorite of mine is eating her from behind while she?s on all fours in the doggie position. And here?s a great one: she?s sitting in a chair while you kneel in front of her, happily lapping her juices. She can keep her legs spread with her feet on the floor, or place them over your shoulders. Standing up works, too, with you under her spread legs. Careful, she may go wobbly in the knees when she comes.

Don?t think I forgot about the 69 position. I think it?s fabulous, with one drawback. Certainly, the more aroused you get, the more feeling and passion you?ll put into your end of the bargain. But the closer you get to orgasm, either you or she will lose your concentration while you focus on how good it feels to you. Not always, I?ve known at least one girl who would keep giving me outrageous head right through her orgasm. And you can be sure I?m licking like a madman when I?m cumming. It?s just great to put all your energy into pleasing her, isn?t it?

Do hum. It means more than you enjoying your efforts. When you hold her clit in your lips and hum, it works like a small vibrator, which is exactly what it is. The vibrations will spread from her clit to all areas, and make her tingle like a tuning fork. It may seem odd at first, but not when she feels it. You hum, she?ll sing.

When she?s about to cum, you know you?re doing the right thing. So don?t change your approach just as she?s gonna blow. If you?re sucking on her clit and she?s squirming and shaking, her breath coming in gasps, don?t suddenly switch to licking her clit with broad strokes. You?ll kill the flow. If she?s just about there?just keep doing what you?re doing until she cums. Variety is great, but when you?re about to score a touchdown, don?t change the play. Gee, you think they discuss this in locker room pep talks?

Her clit, which you know by now is like a mini penis, is the center of her universe. So make sure that you do get the best access you can to it. How? By pulling the clitoral hood out of the way. To some degree, the clitoral hood, which protects her clit like an umbrella protects you from the rain, will move out of the way on its own. But not all the way. Therefore, take your thumb and from the top of the hood, pull up so that her lovely little clit is fully exposed. Do it in the light at first, so you can see what its like when you?re in a dark bedroom, closet, prison cell, basement?you know, the usual places.

Above all, do go for it! If you remember just one thing, it?s to lick, fondle and suck your way to her heart. There?s no downside to giving her oral sex. No taboo, no mystery. If you want to be considered a good lover, it?s got to be in your repertoire. You?ll love it, believe me, just love it.
Last edited by Dobzilla at Mar 11, 2007,
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Well, I guess the old one was getting rather large...


Are you implying that youre getting a new penis...Oh wait nevermind, you were talking about the thread...
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We don't need another one yet. Besides, all this spamming has made this thread reportable.
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3 is still good. Use it for now.
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