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#1
I know already been done before but its too long. Just most moraly chalenged or just down right offensive jokes. Ok I'll start.

What's the difference between 25 posters and 25 dead babies?
I don't have 25 posters hanging in my room.

What does 5 dead prostitutes and 200 dead bugs have in common.
I have them both splattered across the front of my car.
Last edited by jack_mayhoff at Mar 11, 2007,
#3
What's better than 1 dead baby in a tree?

10 dead babies in a tree.
It's difficult to win unless you're bored.
#4
how many babies does it take to paint a wall.

depends on how hard you throw them
#5
I like women like I like my puppies - chained up and licking my genitals.

Whats the best thing about being in the shower with a 12 year old girl?
- When her hair is wet she looks like she's nine.

I like my women like I like my meat - chopped up and in my freezer.
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damn yertle, you got some groove
#6
how many femenists does it take to change a lightbulb

nobody knows because femenists cant change anything
#7
What's the best thing about having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them!
-Tox

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WHOT?
Last edited by toxicity33 at Mar 11, 2007,
#8
^ Its better if you do it with 84 year olds.

First, its like, eww, gross.

Then its like, repulsive and horrid.
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damn yertle, you got some groove
#9
what's the difference between a cadillac and a pile of young children?


i don't have dreams of having sex with a cadillac.
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#10
Quote by toxicity33
What's the best thing about having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 24 of them!


20**

You'd of fvcked that one up IRL, lol
yo.

I BELIEVE
#12
Quote by Teh Traineez0rz
20**

You'd of fvcked that one up IRL, lol



Holy shit you're right....NO!!!! THE JOKE IS RUINED!!!! NOW I AM CERTAINLY GOING TO HELL!!
-Tox

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WHOT?
#13
What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

I don't believe in racism because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
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Throw a flash bang at him.
#16
How do you fit 100 dead babies into a phone booth?

With a blender.

How do you get them out?

With a straw.
Life is underrated.


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That's like saying you got cancer that comes with AIDS.
#17
Quote by Ross724
whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree

nailing a live baby to a dog


You are so going to hell.
#19
What's worse than seeing one million dead babies stapled to a tree?
One dead baby stapled to one million trees.
[22:33] ben: Yesterday I was gonna eat a shitload of candy but I forgot.
#21
Do you know the motto for Tony's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic? "Your loss is our sauce"
#22
Quote by DashBlaster
This was a thread with this exact name! Use the fucking search button!


It says vol. 2 on the thread title, so yeah.
#23
Quote by qotsa1278
You are so going to hell.


i always knew i was going, but nobodies ever actually told me before, haha.
#24
Why are wedding dresses white? Its the standard color for kitchen appliances.


What do you tell a bitch with 2 black eyes? Nothing, you told her twice already.

Wanna hear a joke? Womans rights!
#25
whats the difference between an apple and a baby?


you can't fuck the apple before you eat it.
I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive.


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get new friends. i dont associate with Fall Out Boy fans. they deserve cancer and humiliation. like ass cancer.
#26
Am I the only person who doesn't find dead baby jokes funny even in the slightest?
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#28
Quote by TechnicolorBoy
What's better than 1 dead baby in a tree?

10 dead babies in a tree.

what's better than 10 dead babies in 1 tree?


1 dead baby in 10 trees
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"I cut my own penis off and ate it"



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#29
Quote by insideac
Why are wedding dresses white? Its the standard color for kitchen appliances.


What do you tell a bitch with 2 black eyes? Nothing, you told her twice already.

Wanna hear a joke? Womans rights!

Why do women have breasts? So you have something to look at while they're talking to you!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel!

Sexist jokes FTW!
I'm a person.
#30
My space science teacher was once explaining how people call comets snowy dirtballs because they're basically ice and dirt compacted together and I said that that's what I call Eskimos. Yeaaaah.... I'm awful.
Drop another coin in the slot, and I will tell you more...
#32
How did Helen Keller lose her hand?

She tried reading a road sign at 70 mph
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#34
What's blue and white and in my basement?

A baby that I came on after it choked on my ****.


What do you do if you see your tv floating in the middle of the night?

Yell, drop it ******!


I have a ****** in my family tree.

Yeah, I'm cutting him down tomorrow though.


Why did the woman cross the road?

Who cares, what's she doing out of the kitchen?


Why are women's toes smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.


What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

They both come on little white crackers.


A cadillac with 5 black guys goes off the edge of a cliff, what's the only shame in that?

A cadillac seats six.


What do you call a dead Mexican?

A good start.


Did you hear about Ku Klux Kinevel?

He's trying to jump 50 black guys with a steamroller.


Why do white people go to black people's garage sales?

To get their stuff back.


Why do black people only have nightmares?

We killed the only one that had a dream


Why do black people love basketball so much?

They get to do their three favorite things, run, shoot, and steal.


I'll post more later.


Edit:

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

She's a woman.


Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

He's black.
#35
How do you punish Helen Keller when she's bad?

Rearrange the furniture.

How do you punish her when she's really bad?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Life is underrated.


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That's like saying you got cancer that comes with AIDS.
#36
how do you get twenty black people into a car


throw in a welfare check


how do you get them out


throw in a job application
#37
how come helen keller cant drive a car


because shes a woman


-aww i just noticed someone got to it already =(
#38
Quote by Ross724
how come helen keller cant drive a car


because shes a woman


How come Stevie Wonder can't drive?

Because he's black.
Life is underrated.


Quote by Mad Marius
That's like saying you got cancer that comes with AIDS.
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