#1
What are some fun, time consuming things to do when your bored in maths (our teacher sits us in alphabetical order and we have to work in silence). It has to be quiet and I've done everything possible with a calculator. Working is not an option .

Stories are also welcome.
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#3
Draw a picture of the room, then make various things on fire.

Get up and walk around. (most of the time it works too.)

Sleep

...Thats all i got...
#4
well, last week we almost started a fire in our spanish class with a burning piece of paper and hairspray,
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maths isn't anything worth learning
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#10
complete PI
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#11
be the 1st one in class...place a fart machince under some kids desk...get to your seat wait til silence then have fun
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#12
If you have a graphing calc, like a TI-84 or something, put games on it
#13
listin to ur Ipod or cd player or m3p whatever.
Get a portable game an play it.
Or you can do what i used to do in English when i was bored and throw books around the room turn the light off then flip the teachers desk over.
By the end of the 2nd day everyone in the class was throwing books around..

Most teachers hated me..
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maths isn't anything worth learning


Math is important in every job around. From rocket scientist to town drunk.

By the way, enjoy flipping burgers for the rest of your life.


Just learn the math, you fool.
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By the way, enjoy flipping burgers for the rest of your life.


Hey look another 'flipping burgers' joke. 1997 called, they want their joke back.

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Hey look another 'flipping burgers' joke. 1997 called, they want their joke back.

I'm a moron.


It's only a joke if it's funny. I was merely wishing the threadstarter well in his/her future employment.
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It's only a joke if it's funny. I was merely wishing the threadstarter well in his/her future employment.

ah no, all the jobs i want have nothing to do with maths
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#20
phoenix is the popular game at our school for the TI-83 or 4 or w/e
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It's only a joke if it's funny. I was merely wishing the threadstarter well in his/her future employment.


But thats so mean, to judge a person like that. They may get a great job at Subway or Blockbuster, you never know.
#22
bring a newspaper and make a paper pope hat and proclaim youself the holy roman emperor
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#23
Contemplate infinity. If that gets boring, make up some random equations with a bunch of made-up symbols, then present them to your teacher as proof that infinity doesn't exist. See if your teacher goes along with it.

Ask the teacher if values can truly be defined as numbers and draw out a long philosophical discussion with BS arguments to make him/her and the rest of your classmates really angry at you.

Profess a belief that numbers mean nothing, and only what we can grasp within our own fingers and see with our eyes can geniunely matter to our perception of the universe.

Type 58008 on all the calculators you can get your hands on, then leave them where you found them, only upside-down.
#24
i play my psp


or when i dont have it i talk shit to the person next to me whetehr i know them or not ^_^


like ill say


hey asswipe u got a pen???


Lol there reacton is funny especially when u dont know them
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#26
Is there an overhead projector in the room? Well if so, you can put a piece of paper over it and start a fire...
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Ever hear of this thing called "money"?


I'm not retarded, I know that stuff, I just dont understand Algebra (which happens to be the topic we're doing now).

after 2 years i still dont get it, I have a creative brain not one suited for maths
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If you have a graphing calc, like a TI-84 or something, put games on it


how the hell do you "put" games on one of those damn things?
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after 2 years i still dont get it, I have a creative brain not one suited for maths


Stop pluralizing "math". It makes you sound illiterate. Just looking out.
#30
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Stop pluralizing "math". It makes you sound illiterate. Just looking out.


No, its called "Maths" down here

Its called "Math" in the U.S
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#33
today in maths i was a loner and we had some american teacher who didnt really care what we did.
i slept, and studied music theory.

yay fun....
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#34
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well, last week we almost started a fire in our spanish class with a burning piece of paper and hairspray,


A couple years ago, me and my friend lit my binder on fire in art

There was a hole in it, luckily we put it out though.
#35
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I think "maths" is short for mathematics. It still sound fucking stupid though.


No, "math" sounds way more stupid, it sounds incomplete.
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#36
Tear out bits of paper from your book and go and put them in the bin. Do this once every one or two minutes regularly and see how long you can go before the teacher noticing.
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#37
A few friends and I make hardcore pig squeals out of no where and talk in lows.
That usually pisses off the teacher

Also, got the Gameboy SP.

And I draw.

Or listen to mp3 player.
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