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#1
Yes you heard me. What is the BEST kind of Metal (the musical kind) to make armor. This is random, but I do expect stupid answers, after all this is the pit.

For example:
Power metal would be effective do to the strength, but it would be terrible for stealth because it would be colored blatantly obnactious colors such as lime green and neon pink.

Any metal style is allowed, hell any musical style is allowed if you can justify it. Have fun

PS: Not sure if this has been done a lot before, I searched and nothing came up so yeah.
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#3
lol, when i read the title i thought " wtf? fuckin noob"

but this is cool

i say fantasy/epic metal, come on aint nothin gettin through the likes of Rhapsody and Kamelot ya no?
#4
Black metal. The blackness absorbs all the light so you can beat the living shit out of anyone in your way, and they won't even know what hit them.
#5
POP!! its the sound bombs make...
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#6
You could make a really shiny and valuable armor if you used glam metal.

Speed metal, then the armor would be lighter and you could move faster.

Phsycedelic/prog metal, you'd have a really freaky and spacy outfit.

Hardcore/grindcore would be intimidating.

Death metal...You'd probably die a lot faster.
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#7
death metal: wearing the bones of the enemies you slayed
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#8
Grindcore/gore metal armor, DUH. It not only protects you, but also kills your enemies in the most far-out, repulsive, and sadistic ways possible.

For example, if your foes try to sneak up on you, your shoulder cap would shoot out little penis-seeking chainsaws that bisect your opponent's wieners neatly in half.
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#9
raise_the_dead omfg Thats fu*king AWSOME Lmfao
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#10
Epic metal, its made from SHADOW mountains, BLAZING with POWER!
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#11
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death metal: wearing the bones of the enemies you slayed



brutal death metal: wearing the living tissues of your half-dead enemies
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Epic metal, its made from SHADOW mountains, BLAZING with POWER!



Most definitely.
#13
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Folk metal so folk cant get through it
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#14
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You just got this closed in the metal forum....


yes I did, I thought It would do much better in the pit.

Lol raise the dead, not only have you found a way into my sig once but i think you've earned another spot in my sig, you are like a beast at being hilarious or something.

Must be a riot at parties.

Thrash metal would do good, because you could ram your oponents with your powerful thrashy armor probably covered in spikes, but It could have a bad side-effect of cockyness which could result in you getting to full of yourself and becoming slaughtered by an enemy arrow or something.

by the way you can repeat genres with different ideas, just because someone said black metal you could come up with a better reason .
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#15
what about apple core?

sweet sensation!
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Black metal. The blackness absorbs all the light so you can beat the living shit out of anyone in your way, and they won't even know what hit them.


Also, because it's been coated so it won't rust and degrade.

How 'bout Berserker Metal, cause Berserkers are so hard they don't wear armour, they'd just have a big **** off sword
#18
does it have manatees, and lasers?
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Progressive metal.... because it changes and evolves, thereby creating the ultimate defense against anything.


Yeah, but the songs are long, so the evolutionary process isn't very responsive

Speed metal could probably get through prog.

Heavy metal would be ok, but not have any special powers, just be kinda slow.
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Yeah, but the songs are long, so the evolutionary process isn't very responsive

Speed metal could probably get through prog.

Heavy metal would be ok, but not have any special powers, just be kinda slow.


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And I suppose Ninja Metal would be great.... cos you'd be all ninja and stuff.
#21
techno music would be great because you could probably send your opponent into a whisp of LSD and strobe lights, causing your opposition to tremble with siezures (sp?).

That would be hawt.
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Lol raise the dead, not only have you found a way into my sig once but i think you've earned another spot in my sig, you are like a beast at being hilarious or something.

Must be a riot at parties.





Prog metal armour - very complex, very well-crafted, with some very confusing and avant-garde technology. Say you are being outnumbered - your armour will automatically develop several extensions, which are so unique, experimental and intellectual that they explode your opponents' brains.
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#24
Thrash-punk crossover:


So many studs that just touching the armour will cause you to bleed to death.
#25
Black metal. People would get arrested for attacking you and you can summon Jesse Jackson to fight for you.
#26
Black metal, because it'll blot out the sun, so we can fight in the shade!
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#27
pirate metal!

...i don't really know why though.
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#30
Metalcore, you would blend in because 90% of the other people wearing armour would look exactly like you
#31
^^^ rofl you are a goddamn genius.
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#32
Hair Metal would make...interesting armour to say the least
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#33
industrial metal.they couldnt see you cos of the cloud of smog
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#36
shred/rpgressive hybrid

progressive would let it evovle, shred would give you amazing speed and power
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Prog metal armour - very complex, very well-crafted, with some very confusing and avant-garde technology. Say you are being outnumbered - your armour will automatically develop several extensions, which are so unique, experimental and intellectual that they explode your opponents\' brains.

Avant-Garde? Are you shitting me?
#38
nu metal- really baggy armour which all the knights have at first but tends to rust with in about 5 years
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#39
Stoner metal.

Everyone 'd be like: "Duuude...."
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#40
Nu metal: Shit armour made of papier mache.
Doom Metal: An elephant wrapped around your body, causing slow movement.
Death Metal: An insane peice of armour made from your sperm-filled enemies.
Black Metal: Kills people by making the wearer Gr1m and frostbitten.
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