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#1
Who do you think is the cheesiest metal band, I've gotta say Dragonforce but I think they already know that.
#2
something in the powermetal genre. I think Rhapsody might top Dragonforce in cheesyness, but they still rock.
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#3
Dragonforce, Rhapsody of Fire, Luca Turilli, hands down.

Luca Turilli wins. No one else sings about gr1m dolphins and whales, and about the cosmic wonders of the universe, and dragons and folklore all in one CD.
#5
hammerfall is pretty cheesey, but all of that mystical metal is stupid.
#6
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Dragonforce, Rhapsody of Fire, Luca Turilli, hands down.

Luca Turilli wins. No one else sings about gr1m dolphins and whales, and about the cosmic wonders of the universe, and dragons and folklore all in one CD.



+1


He can write gay songs about the feudal times and space!


But yeah, he still is an awesome composer.
#7
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+1


He can write gay songs about the feudal times and space!


But yeah, he still is an awesome composer.



And his solos are always amazing. Demonheart FTW <3
#8
Ied say "The Grail Knights" there just funny as hell!
Then Luca Turilli for the Whales etc lol
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#9
Not too familiar with power metal, so I'll go with Dragonforce, Cannibal Corpse and Deicide.

And don't get me wrong - I dig CC and Deicide. But you can't deny the cheese.
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#16
i reckon stratovarius are cheesier then dragonforce, dunno why but for me they just are, "the is of juuuuuuuuudas", frekkin aweome though, power metal = love!
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#17
hmm...i gotta say manowar for the use of loincloths as metal attire
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#18
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power metal owns.
also Spinal tap owns the cheesyness award


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hmm...i gotta say manowar for the use of loincloths as metal attire



Cant belive the thread went this long without manowar being mentioned.
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hmm...i gotta say manowar for the use of loincloths as metal attire


Wow, mentioning Manowar in the 16th post of this thread, it's a miracle. Manowar is the cheesiest band of all bands.

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How cheesy can your lyrics be? And than I didn't mention the clothes they wear....
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#22
deicide/vital remains, antichristian lyrics are always over the top and dont come off as anything more than just reactionary and shock
still love em and glen benton though
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#24
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Dont get me wrong i LOVE IMMORTAL but you gotta agree that they are/were cheesy as hell.


The videos! The photoshoots!

And I'm ashamed for not having brought up Manowar
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Wait wait... 27 posts and no mention of COF? Egads...

Oh, and let's not forget those silly vampyric bands.
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#29
Oh God Dragonforce without a thought I, mean Sam Totman Is a prick face, he thinks there are no guitarists out there better than.

Yet all of us here can actually play the parts we are ment to play a possiblly play a full chord (triad)m7,m6,m7#9. Whatever
#30
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Oh God Dragonforce without a thought I, mean Sam Totman Is a prick face, he thinks there are no guitarists out there better than.

Yet all of us here can actually play the parts we are ment to play a possiblly play a full chord (triad)m7,m6,m7#9. Whatever


Dude you obvisouly have never met Sam.
He honestly doesnt belive dragonforce is a overly talented band.
his exact words for describing how to play thier music is Follow the dots..
He is a humble guy who just likes to get drunk and talk about punk lmoa.
As far as this forum goes i hate to say it but man
Racer X, lol just watch them on stage.. the bassist jsut screams cheese.
#31
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Dude you obvisouly have never met Sam.
He honestly doesnt belive dragonforce is a overly talented band.
his exact words for describing how to play thier music is Follow the dots..
He is a humble guy who just likes to get drunk and talk about punk lmoa.
As far as this forum goes i hate to say it but man
Racer X, lol just watch them on stage.. the bassist jsut screams cheese.



He is still one of the worst guitarists to ever be in metal.
#33
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haha no



Agreed. i dont see you composing multiple albums, and pushing tech metal into a respected light. *puts up flame shield* Tech metal/powermetal are teh same thing jsut lyrically different
#34
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Agreed. i dont see you composing multiple albums, and pushing tech metal into a respected light. *puts up flame shield* Tech metal/powermetal are teh same thing jsut lyrically different

Not in the slightest bit similar, but I agree with the sentiment regardless.

I would have to say Manowar or Rhapsody... I've only read about Manowar, never listened, but they seem to top Rhapsody any day.
#35
Anybody who says anything OTHER than Rhapsody Of Fire loses at life.

They are the most over the top cheese balls in metal..

God I love that band.
#37
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He is still one of the worst guitarists to ever be in metal.

Go fall in a ditch ... he can shred you out with his guitar behind his head!
#38
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Go fall in a ditch ... he can shred you out with his guitar behind his head!

AFTER he edits everything in the studio. Sam and Herman can't play for shit live and we all know that.

Anyway these guys might not be the cheesiest but they're damn close, "Rotting ****". Their new album is "My Sister Is Dead and I **** Her Corpse Everyday"

#39
While Sam and Herman may be a bit sloppy live, I'd like to see any one of you do better. Please, I'm awaiting the video. Amuse me.
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