#1
At lunch my friend was reading a magazine and it said extreme and he said EXTREME!
Then we were walking out and he pointed at some bald guy's head and yelled EXTREME!
and I peed my pants.
#3
sounds like a typical thursday afternoon where i come from.

edit:

yeah, my friend works at save mart, and i went in there when noone else was there, and he walked to the car with me, then as he walked back in and i drove off, a save mart commercial for beef came on. So i rolled down the window and yelled BEEF!!! he said it to me today as i walked into government.
#5
It's a common side-effect of lobotomy.
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#6
He stole it off Harold and Kumar...
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#7
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At lunch my friend was reading a magazine and it said extreme and he said EXTREME!
Then we were walking out and he pointed at some bald guy's head and yelled EXTREME!
and I peed my pants.


welcome to your adolescance
#8
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It's a common side-effect of lobotomy.




Oh and I hate this whole "X-TREME TO TEH MAX" thing that's going on.

Actually, this sums up my views: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=xtreme_bullshit
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#9
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Everyone has a phrase like that. I scream "BOOOOOOAAAAAAT" and my friend replies with "RUDDER!"



Me and heartskull do that =D
#10
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Everyone has a phrase like that. I scream "BOOOOOOAAAAAAT" and my friend replies with "RUDDER!"


STRAAAAAANGE!!!!

MOUNTAIN!!!!!
#11
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Me and heartskull do that =D


yes we do


especially when we are front row at trivium
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#13
Me and my friends have a Slayer-ometer. Depending on how "good" something is, rates it on how enthusiastically we shout "Slayer!".

The most "brutal" things gain a "SLAYER!" at the top of the lungs, a devil horns, a closing of the eyes and the tongue out. Things less "brutal" gain a modest "Slayer" with a nod of the head.


My friends suck

EDIT:


Would be about as "Slayer" as it gets
Last edited by Zakk_Wylde001 at Mar 12, 2007,
#14
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!!!!!!!I AM HERE TO RIDE BIKE!!!!!!!

*Breaks down laughing*

I need to work that into a song one day...

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Me and my friends have a Slayer-ometer. Depending on how "good" something is, rates it on how enthusiastically we shout "Slayer!".

The most "brutal" things gain a "SLAYER!" at the top of the lungs, a devil horns, a closing of the eyes and the tongue out. Things less "brutal" gain a modest "Slayer" with a nod of the head.


My friends suck


Me and one of my old friends did something like that

Only we burst out into the intro riff of Raining Blood instead
#15
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!!!!!!!I AM HERE TO RIDE BIKE!!!!!!!


ARE THINGS ENGLAND!?


ARE YOUR WHAT!?
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#16
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*Breaks down laughing*

I need to work that into a song one day...


Me and one of my old friends did something like that

Only we burst out into the intro riff of Raining Blood instead



I love how they photoshopped his face on the bike and he looks angry ROFL.
#18
Doppleganger's avatar makes me lol every time I see it.

Oh, and the joke my friends have is we'll gather a bunch of people around and say it's a really funny joke. My friend will ask "What do you use a waffle iron for?" and I'll say "making pancakes!" and then we'll slap each other and laugh at everyone watching.


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#21
my friends and i have this thing where we make fun of our principle, who is a very manly woman, and we scream BBBBUUUUUUUUHHHHHH in like a death metal growl whenever we see her or make fun of her. its so damn hilarious.

props to the Slayer pic.
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