#1
My girlfriend wont have anal sex because she says its too painful. How can i persuade her it rocks (NOT THAT I HAVE RECEIVED LOL)?
#2
take it to the sex thread
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#4
.... Were you born this stupid?


Anyways, if she says no, then that is the end of the story.
Random Metal-X fact:

Metal-X now sponsors: Blood Culprit!


"Ass Fuckingly Loud"

\m/^_^\m/ New Songs Up!!! \m/^_^\m/
#6
How does she know it's too painful if she's never done it, that's what I'd be asking...


...and how do you know it rocks?
#9
Quote by Connor6c
date rape?

Roofies FTW!


edit: ^lol, i love that.
“Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve.”


-Max Planck

☮∞☯♥
#10
Quote by Connor6c
date rape?


LOL

Well ive been going out for 4 years so its a bit late. Ive obviously tried it but she said no. Do buttplugs loosen chicks asses?
#11
just go to stick it in her pussy and actually stick it in her ass. if she doesnt say anythign then you're golden. if she does just be like oops well wanna see what its like anyway. and then make her lick your **** till you cum because seeing her face after you stuck your dick in her ass and then in her mouth would be priceless.
I felt like a monster reincarnation of Horatio Alger......a man on the move and just sick enough to be totally confident.

Quote by Hexagram
Oh and Zeke, i find you to be over-rated
#12
If she said no, then TS. Cant persaude someone to do something they dont want to do.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#15
lol to zeke's idea
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#18
Quote by Guitardude19
If she said no, then TS. Cant persaude someone to do something they dont want to do.


you sound like a good salesman. do you get a lot of sex?
#20
tell her that you'll take it in the ass if she will
Quote by asfastasdark
+1. This man knows his ****.


Walker Rose.
#22
Be thankful you get to stick it in her at all.

If you want anal so bad, go find a gay boy.

EDIT:
Quote by walker-rose
tell her that you'll take it in the ass if she will


Walker, you ****ing rock.
Will says:
DON'T FEAR THE REAPER!
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know if I can help it.

Member #6 of the "I play my guitar as high as Tom Morello does" club
#23
Quote by Twist of fate
Shove a huge black double-sided honking dildo in her ass while shes sleeping and scream "WHOS THE BOSS!"

Thats a good excuse to use the Tony Danza sex activity


+129038210983
#24
Quote by Cabron1
you sound like a good salesman. do you get a lot of sex?


Yes I do.

But I dont go around tryin to persaude my girlfriend to try something she doesnt feel comfortable doing/doesnt want to do.

You just want anal sex cause you want it. By asking the pit for ways of persauding her to try it shows that really you dont care what she wants.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#25
Try talking to her about it and see if she'll at least read up on it. There are plenty of reliable sources you can use for that. Maybe if she's educated on how it's supposed to be done properly you might be able to talk her into it.

Just don't try to push your luck too far.
Quote by icaneatcatfood
Throw a flash bang at him.
#26
ill just say there is no chance of getting pregnant with anal..solved


-------------------------------------
-------------------------------------
#27
Quote by Cabron1
My girlfriend wont have anal sex because she says its too painful. How can i persuade her it rocks (NOT THAT I HAVE RECEIVED LOL)?

You could...heaven forbid...respect what she does and doesnt want to do

Shocking!
#28
Quote by GiantRaven
You could...heaven forbid...respect what she does and doesnt want to do

Shocking!

I don't know if he'll go for your new age ideas.
Quote by icaneatcatfood
Throw a flash bang at him.
#29
A good relationship requires some give and take. She should let you have some anal sex, but you should (and be expected to) do something for her that you don't necessarily like. Use lots of lube too, that'll help it not be so painful. Get a vibrator and shove it up her pussy while you do her in the ass. She might like it.
#30
Sex thread foo!!
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all