#2
I believe their is only one smurf capable of reproducing.
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#6
uhh i don't know i was doing my taxes and i accidentally proved god doesn't exist
#7
well, they're primates, so I assume they have live births.
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#8
Smurfs are blue, which is probably some kind of consitency of a hard play dough, which when gets hot, will become soft, and if enough play dough melts off the 'head honcho' their is another smurf. Your question is answered.
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#9
every 69 years papa smurf shits out a face eater (Alien) that latches onto one of the hot smurf bitches and impregnates her with the seed of satan. then they all bake muffins and sing about it.
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#11
YES! Already attacked this issue my friend, decided to take the question to a scientist. Here be my results http://youtube.com/watch?v=_kLM3TeADj4.
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EDIT: I know it doesnt give a direct answer but it was interesting to hear non the less.
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#12
They reproduce through a "*** licking" procedure, in which thee Smurfette asks Papa Smurf if he will give her children, in a song format. He will then say "Yeah lick my *** ****".
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#16
Well, obviously Smurfette was placed there by Papa Smurf, so when the other smurfs get horny the go to town on her.

Thus, the circle of life in Smurf-world.


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Well, obviously Smurfette was placed there by Papa Smurf, so when the other smurfs get horny the go to town on her.

Thus, the circle of life in Smurf-world.


I am prepared to go into a heated argument with anyone else who has an opinion


But Smurfette was created by Gargamel to sow dissension among the ranks of the real Smurfs....

I've always been of the opinion that, given my above statement, that the Smurfs either:

A. Are immortal.
B. Reproduce by budding, mitosis, etc.
C. Were designed intentionally by Peyo to create this kind of debate.
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the Smurfs are too innocent to know what statutory rape is, therefore invalidating metalfan#3's theory.... I'm gonna propose this for my dissertation.... do Smurfs undergo mitosis?



Oh, the smurfs are not innocent, my friend. Not at all. They act all nice and cute, and then,

BAM

throw a paternity suit at you.


But Smurfette was created by Gargamel to sow dissension among the ranks of the real Smurfs....

I've always been of the opinion that, given my above statement, that the Smurfs either:

A. Are immortal.
B. Reproduce by budding, mitosis, etc.
C. Were designed intentionally by Peyo to create this kind of debate.



If the Smurfs are immortal, where are they living now? Of course, we'd have to have some sort of country, an island, perhaps, for them. And they'd need a king.

However, no such country exists. Which leads to the conclusion that smurfs are aliens.

Yes, there is life out there. Small, perverted, blue life.


Of course, we always have the one true fact:

Smurfs are mammals.

If my science teacher isn't a complete retard, mammals are living creatures that have some form of hair or fur.

Does Papa Smurf not have a beard?

We could always say Papa Smurf was originally from Earth. The only true smammal. He went to another planet to make more blue skinned cute machines.

Soon, my friend, soon, they come to take over Earth. The place where Papa Smurf came from.


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#23
I thought they just had cycles where they shit out a close of themselves thus never aging?