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#1
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Terrible Limericks Get All The Girls

Once I woke up in a well
And thought to myself "What the hell?"
I tried to climb up
But never reached the top
And now even harder I fell.



I've tried using blood as my ink
but it always came out pink
and that's why they
said I was gay
and that's what I said to my shrink




There once was a ghastly old man.
He liked to hide in garbage cans.
One day he got stuck,
and along came the truck,
now he's stuck with a permanent tan.
#2
none of these "limericks" are actually limericks. they don't have the right number of syllables per line
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#3
here's one i just wrote

a sucky limerick competition
with a general humour omission
jammydude44
caused an uproar
because of this poor exhibition



i personally think it beats the crap out of all of the ones in your competition
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#5
Quote by samuwel
here's one i just wrote

a sucky limerick competition
with a general humour omission
jammydude44
caused an uproar
because of this poor exhibition



i personally think it beats the crap out of all of the ones in your competition



I personally think yours sucks too, cause not even you managed to use the correct number of syllables either.

Brilliant guy.
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#6
Quote by The Hurt Within
I personally think yours sucks too, cause not even you managed to use the correct number of syllables either.

Brilliant guy.


i suppose its all down to how you say it. for example "tition" can be said as one or two, "ti-shon" or "tishn"

poetic license i guess
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#7
Quote by samuwel
none of these "limericks" are actually limericks. they don't have the right number of syllables per line



Poetic license eh?
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#8
Blue, I think.
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#9
Quote by The Hurt Within
Poetic license eh?


okay, okay,

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#10
Hey man, lol.

Dont perceive me as an ass, its the first time many here have written a Limerick, so its not being strictly regulated. You know what you're talking about (it seems on the surface) so you'd be an asset to S+L. Stick around.
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#11
Quote by The Hurt Within
Hey man, lol.

Dont perceive me as an ass, its the first time many here have written a Limerick, so its not being strictly regulated. You know what you're talking about (it seems on the surface) so you'd be an asset to S+L. Stick around.


hehe its okay, i don't blame you, when i read it back, i was being a right smart arse :-P

i know what i'm talking about to the extent that i did GCSE english, but we did absolutely slog the poetry sections to death.

Mind you i do like poetry. Can't write a decent set of lyrics to save my life though, always manage to sound incredibly cliche
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#12
Ahh yeah been there got the tee shirt, still Carol Anne Duffy and Simon Armitage ya?

Well you know everyone has to start somewhere, take what you know about poetry and try something, pick a sunset or something less cliche than a girl to write about, and see where you go.
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#13
Quote by The Hurt Within
Ahh yeah been there got the tee shirt, still Carol Anne Duffy and Simon Armitage ya?

Well you know everyone has to start somewhere, take what you know about poetry and try something, pick a sunset or something less cliche than a girl to write about, and see where you go.


thats the one. some of the interpretations our class came up with about armitages stuff was amazing hehe. our teacher was just like "actually i've never thought about it like that at all"

hehe thanks for the advice.
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