Page 1 of 2
#1
I was sitting outside of this building because I was seeing a therapist, and I pretty pissed off so I went outside to sit down until my mom came outside. Anyways, I saw lindsay lohan. I must say, I dont know if its her ten thousand dollar jeans that make her ass look that awesome, or if she really is that much hotter in person
#3
*fap fap fap*


edit: yeah she's hot, especially with makeup...mmm mmm mmm
Abbreviated version:
Quote by Lots of People

Quote by :.FireStorm.:
+1 Maus24

:.FireStorm.: - #15 poster in the thread, #1 in my heart.

o _o
/###############
|###############
\###############

Member #6 of the "Shoop da Whoop" club
pm C.C. Deville to join
#5
If it's true, you oughtta have done something with it.
According to BS statistics, 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you're among the 8% who doesn't consider rap to be real music, donate your brains, as you clearly aren't using them.
#9
wait, did you say you imagined your mom as lindsay lohan?
#10
Pics or it didn't happened ^^

You should've hit on her
████████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
█████████████████████████
██████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
#12
FAPaz012X1!!11 .... but rly, pics or it nvr happened =_=
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#13
ill believe you..

but you shouldda done something.. like yell "hey lindsay! sit on my face!" or run over and grab her ass.

damn shes hott.

..wait is she still blonde? and isnt she supposed to be in rehab?

blonde lindsay is not hott.
#14
Quote by Kensai
Pics or it didn't happened ^^

You should've hit on her


yeah, that wouldve blown her mind, shes probably never been hit on!
#15
I really dislike her, she the "model" american for some women, for what? Skinny legs and an inch of make-up on her face?

People should work for their "celeb" status, not do whatever she did.

And shes ugly
Quote by Robbie n strat
In the changing rooms we'd all jump around so our dicks and balls bounced all over the place, which we found hilarious.



Little children should be felt, not heard.
#16
Quote by Jawkster
*cough* sorry, im allergic to bullshit.

Maybe a sneeze would've worked better....

I persoanlly don't know many people who cough due to allergies
#17
And that, my friend, is just why you were seeing a shrink

--Red
"My idea is that there is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require." - Edward Elgar
#18
Quote by Metal claw
LL Rocks!



she is so ****in hot i would screw her till ma knob fell of damm i think ill masterbuate to this
Quote by JamieB
Because all TRUE GUITARISTS know what PLUGINCHILD looks like, DUUUUH!


I want it now, and i want you NOW! give me your heart and your soul!
#19
It's true. You really do need to see a therapist.
President of the Guitarists Born In 1991 Club. PM blues rocker or I to join

Quote by RadioHead22
I love you greendayguitar
In a non- gay, awkward-man-hug way
#20
Quote by PLUGINCHILD
she is so ****in hot i would screw her till ma knob fell of damm i think ill masterbuate to this




...

!
#21
Quote by PLUGINCHILD
she is so ****in hot i would screw her till ma knob fell of damm i think ill masterbuate to this


okay. have fun. 1,567,584,586th time I've heard that in the pit
#22
Quote by greendayguitar
It's true. You really do need to see a therapist.


You stole my line!

--Red
"My idea is that there is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require." - Edward Elgar
#24
Quote by TheOneManWonder
Why is there an assortment of fruit on the table?



You're probably the only one who noticed.
Quote by Zinnie
god placed the fossils in earth to confuse the humans into thinking that earth is older than it actually is, therefore, making men try and think outside the box....

just kidding, there is no god



www.youtube.com/user/andrew12398
#25
Quote by TheOneManWonder
Why is there an assortment of fruit on the table?


there happens to be a few, unbroken cherries there too, YEAH RIGHT!
#26
Quote by hippie_cune


..wait is she still blonde? and isnt she supposed to be in rehab?

blonde lindsay is not hott.


+1
According to BS statistics, 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you're among the 8% who doesn't consider rap to be real music, donate your brains, as you clearly aren't using them.
#28
Quote by Crazy
yeah, that wouldve blown her mind, shes probably never been hit on!


You're right, you should never hit on women that you suspect have been hit on before.
████████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
█████████████████████████
██████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
#30
Quote by Kensai
You're right, you should never hit on women that you suspect have been hit on before.


except with her she probably carries a bag of taser batteries with her
#31
Quote by Crazy
except with her she probably carries a bag of taser batteries with her


Just the batteries? What's she gonna do, throw them at me?
████████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
█████████████████████████
██████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
#32
Ugh Lindsay :/ That's nice for you, should have grabbed that arse if you like it so much.
Nicolle. Me. Got it?
#33
Nah, I was pretty pissed off,

her hair was really dark, like black I think, and she was definatley wearing a lot of make up since I didnt see any freckles, which she somehow used to have, It also looked like she had a spray on tan. I thought it looked like her, then I knew it was her when she came back out to her car, got a look at her face, very amazing bod, and expensive material items all over her.


Anyways, lol its probably good only one person believes me, I wouldnt believe someone if they made a thread like this one.
#35
Quote by Crazy
okay. have fun. 1,567,584,586th time I've heard that in the pit

Not even that many people exist on this planet.
#36
I don't think she's that hot, especially when she bleached her hair.

BTW, I believe you. I just don't care in the slightest.
Dickless.
#37
Quote by c0ld_3mphasis05
Not even that many people exist on this planet.


haha

EDIT: I'm laughing at you, not with you.
Quote by Maet
The fact is, it's the internet. If there's a better reason for the internet besides porn, arguing and piracy, I haven't found it.

Quote by psychodelia
Hey Led Zeppelin is my third favorite guitar player, after Pink Floyd and Jethro Tull.
#39
Quote by c0ld_3mphasis05
Not even that many people exist on this planet.

Thats the number of times ive heard it, not the amount of people, for all we know it could be a 1 man operation
#40
Psh, big deal, you saw Lindsey Lohan... I ********* her! (Please don't get censored)
Member of UG's Tubgirl Virgins Club

Last.fm
Page 1 of 2