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#1
I realised the other day, everyone seems to be boasting about their penis size. Its like

Person 1: Yeah, my dick is as big as the moon.
Person 2: That's nothing, mines as big as an elephant!

I mean WTF?
#2
because it is an accurate measurement of our manliness

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#3
Quote by rabidguitarist
because it is an accurate measurement of our manliness



+1

Did I ever tell you about my manliness?
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#5
Quote by Kensai
+1

Did I ever tell you about my manliness?


please elaborate
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#7
Quote by rabidguitarist
please elaborate


Well it's very manly
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#8
Quote by metal_man12
yea, ive got a massive wang, you know jupiters red spot, that shit was me.


yeah well, the sun is my ****ing helmet
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#9
My dick is so big, It's in another time zone and I'm f*cking someone...tomorrow
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#10
Quote by rabidguitarist
yeah well, the sun is my ****ing helmet


ORLY?

you know world war II, the nazis, concentration camps, all bullshit and coverups. yea that was me dick slapping europe
#11
Quote by shav0r
Person 1: Yeah, my dick is as big as the moon.
Person 2: That's nothing, mines as big as an elephant!
Person 2 is a moron.

And the penis is all that matters.
#12
Quote by shav0r
I realised the other day, everyone seems to be boasting about their penis size. Its like

Person 1: Yeah, my dick is as big as the moon.
Person 2: That's nothing, mines as big as an elephant!

I mean WTF?


Because Ron Jeremy said so.
#13
Quote by metal_man12
ORLY?

you know world war II, the nazis, concentration camps, all bullshit and coverups. yea that was me dick slapping europe

Then I cock slapped you and they called it D-Day.
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#14
if someones man-parts was truely the size of the moon no chick would wunna bang that.
it would be disgusting.
#16
Quote by guitargasm?
if someones man-parts was truely the size of the moon no chick would wunna bang that.
it would be disgusting.


that would be pretty painful.

It would involve some sort of galactic-goatse
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#17
Quote by rabidguitarist
yeah well, the sun is my ****ing helmet


The crap nebula is my ****ing condom.
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#18
Quote by Kensai
Well it's very manly

Go on...
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

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#19
Quote by rabidguitarist
that would be pretty painful.

It would involve some sort of galactic-goatse

$10 that the Goatse man could do it. And then put it on the internet.
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#20
this thread made me think about scary movie 3 haha
when like the aleins that piss out their fingers
do they like rub their fingers to beat it?
how ****ed would that be
you like shake hands with one of those guys and they jizz on you
ahhhh
#21
Quote by guitargasm?
if someones man-parts was truely the size of the moon no chick would wunna bang that.
it would be disgusting.


The porn industry will create a female with skin that doesn't tear and a vagina that opens like a snake's mouth. It will be the next big thing in porn.
#22
^Pun intended? Oh, and;

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My penis is 0.000034087 KILOMETERS!


Wow, that's alot of zeros! I'm very impressed!

*snicker*
#23
Quote by IbanezSA160
Go on...


I'm not sure how but um... I've never gotten any complaints on my manliness
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#24
Quote by AzureNight
Then I cock slapped you and they called it D-Day.


then when it got infected from the sea water they called it VD day

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL
#26
Quote by Twist of fate
I saw this title then I saw the starter's name and laughed for a sec.

And my penis is so big, when I put it on the keyboard it streches from A-Z


a and z are right next to each other
#27
Quote by rabidguitarist
because it is an accurate measurement of our manliness



i know alot of girls who feel that way
#28
Quote by Twist of fate

And my penis is so big, when I put it on the keyboard it streches from A-Z






well everyone knows the average penis length is 8 inches, and anything less than that is not enough to please a woman
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Dude, you just made the most intelligent post in this entire thread. Congrats.
#29
Quote by Prologue
The crap nebula is my ****ing condom.

LOL for a minute I thought you meant the crab nebula, is the crap nebula much bigger?
#30
its dumb to fight bout your c0ck size.....how do YOU know the guy youre arguing with really has an 8 inch weiner??? Jesus Christ people learn the art of honesty.
#32
Quote by Twist of fate

And my penis is so big, when I put it on the keyboard it streches from A-Z

Poor guy...
#33
Quote by Twist of fate
I saw this title then I saw the starter's name and laughed for a sec.

And my penis is so big, when I put it on the keyboard it streches from A-Z


haha..sigworthy that is....but i wont do u the honours

Oh and btw my penis is infinite. Thats right i went there
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#34
okay, so to any chicks......

does size REALLY matter all that much?

i, too, stretch from a to z..........

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#35
Quote by metal_man12
then when it got infected from the sea water they called it VD day

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL


Wtf is VD Day? can some one enlighten me
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#36
Quote by guitargasm?
this thread made me think about scary movie 3 haha
when like the aleins that piss out their fingers
do they like rub their fingers to beat it?
how ****ed would that be
you like shake hands with one of those guys and they jizz on you
ahhhh

You don't have to be an alien to jizz on someone when they shake your hand. They could have a very sexual grip.
#37
Quote by singer_johnny90
okay, so to any chicks......

does size REALLY matter all that much?

i, too, stretch from a to z..........


mmmm just as long as you arent like 2,3,4 inches i say w/e i dont care
#38
"I'm the manager. Now, my penis is like an enormous train."

He (or she) who tells me what TV show that is from shall recieve an e-prize.
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#40
Quote by xDie_Romanticx
mmmm just as long as you arent like 2,3,4 inches i say w/e i dont care

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