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#1
theyres thsi oen chic at school, its pretty obvious she lieks me, always lookign at me and always wanting to hang out. she lieks alot of things i liek, liek graffiti and such as well she's not one of thsoe ditsy motehr****ers that just makes me wanan knock them out liek half the girls in my school are, but call me extremly superficial but she has leik no tits whatsoever and there is almsot nothgin mroe beautiful to me than a pair of nice big funbags. she has a nice shape to her body, tall and slender(not skinny, but slender) and a cute ass. i dont really want a relationship with anyone all that much i just dont have time for women right now, but UG's pit dwellers may sway my opinion
#6
What the? You're from Canada and can't spell?


Oh and that chick ain't bad
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#7
are u ****in serious?


you are a dumb bitch!!!

shes hot, and u say shes got a nice ass, what more do u need?

tap that ass like a van halen solo
#8
play her like any women, **** her then kick her out o bed!!!
"no fightin'"
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#10
Like. LIKE. L-I-K-E. L-I-K-E, God damn it.
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#11
invite het to your room to show her to play guitar and then when shes comfortable tell her to get with you and bang her....
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#13
word brotha^(feather breeze) btw nice allusion lol. its my best frind that kidna turned me off of her at first but then again hes an idiot with completely different (and bad) taste is women
#14
Dude liek there liek rite when dey say dat juging a uzer by there join date is unfair becuz liek u giv 03erz a bad name wif urs mispelingz.
#16
Quote by super666fender
theyres thsi oen chic at school, its pretty obvious she lieks me, always lookign at me and always wanting to hang out. she lieks alot of things i liek, liek graffiti and such as well she's not one of thsoe ditsy motehr****ers that just makes me wanan knock them out liek half the girls in my school are, but call me extremly superficial but she has leik no tits whatsoever and there is almsot nothgin mroe beautiful to me than a pair of nice big funbags. she has a nice shape to her body, tall and slender(not skinny, but slender) and a cute ass. i dont really want a relationship with anyone all that much i just dont have time for women right now, but UG's pit dwellers may sway my opinion



i think you're right!

if you don't have the time for women, don't bother............................them.

besides, she looks like the kinda girl who'd tire quickly, of someone who used the term "fun bags".
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#17
That girl is very pretty. If you get in the habit of passing on girls like that because their tits aren't big enough for your standards, you will die a sad, frustrated, lonely virgin.
Death to Ovation haters!
#18
Quote by Metal claw
Her facial features and her stare reminds me of a Uger. But I can't quite put my finger on who.



she reminds me of a Robert Palmer girl.
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#19
Quote by FeatherBreeze
are u ****in serious?


you are a dumb bitch!!!

shes hot, and u say shes got a nice ass, what more do u need?

tap that ass like a van halen solo



Ha, sigged

But yeah, she is gorgeous.
Yeah Dimebag is not the "Greatest Guitarist" of all time... Hendrix maybe... I must go get food to eat with my mouth

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#20
Kill yourself.

Now.


(Please)
When you were born, you cried, and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
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#21
You say pics are included but I only see one.

Listen to PatchworkMan
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#23
Quote by whenshoesattack
You say pics are included but I only see one.

Listen to PatchworkMan


I believe this is the second pic he was trying to post:

#26
I didn't understand anything you said. I came in here to tell you to go to the relationship thread because I deciphered that "chic" means chick, now I regret it, everyone who attempted to read that paragraph is now stupider for it.
#28
She's not great but she's good.
And learn to spell LIKE, it was really bothering me when I was reading, sheesh.
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#29
That spelling demolition makes me want to kill myself...


...ever heard of ****-buddies?
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#30
Posting pictures of girls you go to school with on the internet is second only to taking pictures of them and posting them on the internet on the creepy-meter.
no
#31
I don't think she's attractive at all.
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#32
Yeah, go for it. If she's nice, fun, and pretty, that's all you need.

Or don't, whatever.
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#33
i think she looks pretty gross
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#34
ill **** her if you wont
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#37
Quote by NGD1313
I didn't understand anything you said. I came in here to tell you to go to the relationship thread because I deciphered that "chic" means chick, now I regret it, everyone who attempted to read that paragraph is now stupider for it.


Stupider
eh?
#38
Quote by Metal claw
Her facial features and her stare reminds me of a Uger. But I can't quite put my finger on who.


That's because it's a picture of me. you fucker
#39
as some people say, speed is a byproduct of accuracy. If you can't type correctly, don't try going fast because it'll just turn out to be sloppy and you'll look stupid!
Note: Sorry if my grammar and/or vocabulary isn't very good, English is my 2nd language!

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