#1
So, as some of you have already seen, a couple of my friends stole my keys and ****ed with my car and I need to find a way to get revenge on them...any advice? Please help!
#2
Drive your car into the front of their house
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#3
Take their keys, but rather than drive their cars, take a dump on the driving and passenger seats of each of their cars.
#5
you can vandalize their car and then blow out the tires all 5 of them including the reserve,
then if you really what great deal of damage then smash up their windows and siding too

but make sure you don't get cought though...

#6
Go their houses, right? Knock on their doors, hide, and when they answer pop out and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and stab them and then chop off their penis and stick it in their mouth. Then go take a shit on their car seats.
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#7
Forgive them. Jesus loves you. (I'm serious... Partly.)

OR

Get some paint and use their cars as a fresh canvas. Inside and out. Then leave the sunroof open for when it next rains whilst you're at it. (Trust me that's a bit worse than it sounds).

Your call. You can do the right thing, or the fun thing. I'd do both.
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#8
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pour sugar in there gas tank.


That could kill 'em.
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#10
fill the water tank that sprays the windscreen with water with paint

tell them you pimped their car, and all they have to do is turn on the windscreen wipers.

or you could just cut their breaks...or...

make a hole under the back seats, keep all you take out, put some fresh meat in there, replace the foam and stuff. Give it a while, and soon enough, that car is going to smell like a corpse

instant revenge
#11
put exactly 9584838385689.4949983848685884848586868589 pounds of pot in their cars + a body in each and call the cops on them.
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pour sugar in there gas tank.


mythbusters tried that one, didn't do much but i would think it would over time.

put bleach in the tank...makes it rust overnight like crazy and that will clog the ports stalling the car on the way to work.

a new talk or tank cleaning along with everything else will be the only thing to fix it, nice and pricey
#15
Take their license plates off their cars and then they get pulled over.
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#16
just remove the wheels, and leave it sittinging on its axels by the roadside. simple, but
effective.
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#17
Steal their carkeys and not only shit on the seats but shit into the ventilation/conditioner system.
The car willl be ruined forever and theres no way you can get rid of the smell