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#1
Well in my school, a girl which I know found a snail in her rice. This rice was bought by her in the school's canteen. Yes folks, this poor girl was about to swallow a snail which somehow ended up in her food, but she was lucky enough to see it in the very last moment.

Post any similar school ****-ups or negative experiences with the school to which you go.

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#2
S'nice.
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#4
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Food from home ftw!

I had to piss yesterday and when I looked in on of the urinals someone's pencil case was in there. I just left it there and pissed in another but I really feel sorry for the person whose percil case it was.



thats what they get for having a pencil case
#5
One time my school bleached the toilets and some stupid chav put a cigarette in the toilet. She now has no face. but thats really her fault
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#6
Lol, I know my story is hard to believe, but I swear i'm not lying... I even have a picture on my mobile of the snake's shell in the rice, but I dont have the cable to plug it into my computer and show all you, otherwise I would have done.

EDIT: to the one with the banana avatar
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#7
Our school toilets are awful, every single one has mud on the seat and inside the bowl, fag ash and butts in and around them, the handles broken off so you can't close the door, holes drilled in the side and all toilet paper holders ripped off the wall, as well as sanitary products bins filled and never emptied.

They also drill holes in the cubicles, so you can into the next one.
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#9
the other day, I was unfortunate to discover that the school have actually installed a bell, in the 6th form male toilets. A seriously loud, ear piercing, trouserswettingly distracting bell, right above the urinals. This discovery caused me to spin around in shock, and piss all over the walls, floor and door.
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#10
^ jesus, your toilets are well bad... In our school the cleaning lady stole the mirror from the men's room and put it in the girls' room...
But for ****'s sake, my parents pay for my school, its not public, and we get shit in our foods and toilets which lack mirrors.

EDIT: response to Dinksydaisy's comment. Yay, I made a fast thread .
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#11
Basically, I pee where I shouldn't. In the mop bucket, in the sink, on the floor, you name it.
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#12
my school were considering expulsion for me for having a stud earring, i mean wtf, isnt there something more important to worry about?
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#13
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Basically, I pee where I shouldn't. In the mop bucket, in the sink, on the floor, you name it.


As someone who used to be a janitor at a school, I'd just like to say that you suck.
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#14
About the mop bucket thing, what you don't know won't hurt you.
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#15
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my school were considering expulsion for me for having a stud earring, i mean wtf, isnt there something more important to worry about?

What exactly is a stud earring? I can't really think of an earring getting someone expelled, so this confuses me.
#16
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my school were considering expulsion for me for having a stud earring, i mean wtf, isnt there something more important to worry about?


Meh, I have my left ear pierced and I have no problems whatsoever except from PE, thats the only lesson where they make me take it out. Lucky me.
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#17
^My school considers explusion for earrings too. Most of the time they just make you take them out and confiscate them, though some people have been unlucky enough to get sent home and whatnot.
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#18
Our school has just got the biggest prick of a headmaster. He banned mobile phones, earrings, jewelery of any kind, people dying their hair, aussie rules rugby (because he deems it too unsafe -_-) all day music for charities day and most importantly he recently cancelled BOTB (Battle of the Bands) for no apparant reason. I hate that man. I really do *strokes gun*
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#19
Quote by rabidguitarist
the other day, I was unfortunate to discover that the school have actually installed a bell, in the 6th form male toilets. A seriously loud, ear piercing, trouserswettingly distracting bell, right above the urinals. This discovery caused me to spin around in shock, and piss all over the walls, floor and door.

what the hell? im confused. by reading your story, you would think that you are a guy. but, look under your username. "UG's own suicide girl"

so what are you? girl? guy? both!?
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#20
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the other day, I was unfortunate to discover that the school have actually installed a bell, in the 6th form male toilets. A seriously loud, ear piercing, trouserswettingly distracting bell, right above the urinals. This discovery caused me to spin around in shock, and piss all over the walls, floor and door.



That is all


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#21
When I went to high school they always got onto us for wearing hats but didn't do jack shit about the rampant drug use and drug dealing. If they suspended everyone who did drugs while they were at school attendance would be less than half. Some girl last year almost choked to death because she fell asleep while chewing on a morphine patch. Earlier this year some kid blew his brains out for some stupid reason.

Gotta' love the south.
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#22
1) One hour OR MORE detention after school for having: your shirt untucked, you tie too short, no blazer on, or otherwise ''incorrect'' uniform.

2) Half an hour detention if your late, even if it is by 30 seconds....seriously

3) This dude once dared to get a mowhawk....but it was flat in school....and they still kicked him out

4) Only half an hour for dinner break

5) Even at break/dinner time they still dont allow you to have mp3 players/ipods etc.

6) you can have your phone in school but if your caught with it they take it off you

7) Coats are a no no!!!!! If i walk into schools doorway with my coat still on i get bollocked to hell.....they dont seem to listen when i say ''but i dont walk around my house with my coat on, but nor do i take it off OUTSIDE and then walk into my house''

8) Your not allowed ''extreme'' hair styles....but if you ask what ''extreme'' is, the answer you get is ''come in with your hair and i will then decide if its extreme'', they cant actually tell you you will get kicked out for it UNTILL you've been kicked out

9) Since a couple of years ago when we got a new head, the GCSE results have been slowly dropping

10) ITS CHAV INFESTED!!!!!!........you cannot where i sweatband but you can wear a freaking dock-off gold chain that could put someone into a coma for 5 days! All because the chavs wearing the chain just dont take it off when told to, they just argue so the teachers dont do anything.

11) We have this prick for physics AND I.C.T and he cannot teach, cannot control the class, and ignores whatever is going on......this dude headbutted me in one of his classes and this teacher was just in his office dusting the frigging shelves and doesnt do anything!


P.S. My school USED to be good untill we got the new head and all this shit developed
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#24
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^Do you go to school in a prison?



feel like it sometimes......they also lock all gates going in and out of the school grounds so you cant go to the shop/chippy/wherever to get your dinner, you either bring your own or eat the schools crap (which, may i point out, they are making ''healthier''....translates to they take away any good the food MAY have had)
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#25
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which, may i point out, they are making ''healthier''....translates to they take away any good the food MAY have had


Sounds like our school. Still, you got it bad, where is your school?
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#26
[quote="'[A"]cetate']what the hell? im confused. by reading your story, you would think that you are a guy. but, look under your username. "UG's own suicide girl"

so what are you? girl? guy? both!?


i shall worship and offer free sex to any girl who can pee at a urinal in a male toilet and...

a) not get caught
b) be comfortable
c) get it all in the urinal

....oj about the sex part :p lol hehe.....
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#27
Rules at our school:

No subcultures (they send this metaldude like 6 times bac home and than expeled him)
No extreme haircuts (mohawks, to long hair for boys, dying your hair...)
No earrings for boys
No shorts for boys
No sleeveles tops for boys and girls
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Never use mobile phone
Never use mp3
Never use camera
We aren't allowed to play music in the breaks
No instruments can be brought to school
You can only eat outside school if you are allowed
and if they see you you get lots of hours of detention
.....

The classroom get only cleaned 2 a month
The study 1 a trimester
And the toilets every 10 days
The food looks and tastes (thats what they told me)
like dogfood

Who's school is worse
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#28
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Sounds like our school. Still, you got it bad, where is your school?



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#29
my god, you guys are making me thankful for my school. most of you should probably run away.
#30
There wasn't much wrong with my school other than the majority of the students, some of the teachers and the stench of the boy's toilets.
#31
damn thats gotta suck. I dont know what I would do if I wasn't allowed to listen to music in school.
#32
I pissed on the main doors (and all over the handles) of the high school I used to go to while I was walking home from a party drunk.

Funny thing is theres someone on UG who currently goes to that high school and probably came into contact with it.
#33
In a trip of my school a kid found a rusty metal piece inside his sandwich. And in the school a kid found a penny inside a sandwich.
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#34
Quote by permanentmarker
my school were considering expulsion for me for having a stud earring, i mean wtf, isnt there something more important to worry about?


Yerr, my school's like that, bit I hide my earring with my hair although now they want to cut that too, since the back goes past my shirt collar ****ing sucks.
#35
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my god, you guys are making me thankful for my school. most of you should probably run away.


Same. Although the school changed from an hour to a half hour lunch - but it suits me fine because:
#1: We get out of school half an hour earlier
#2: I don't take an hour to eat my lunch
#36
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Our school toilets are awful, every single one has mud on the seat and inside the bowl, fag ash and butts in and around them, the handles broken off so you can't close the door, holes drilled in the side and all toilet paper holders ripped off the wall, as well as sanitary products bins filled and never emptied.

They also drill holes in the cubicles, so you can into the next one.


wow i always thought the girls washrooms were nice and clean...thats about as bad as the guys bathrooms..except we have pedophiles
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#37
Quote by kyle100
wow i always thought the girls washrooms were nice and clean...thats about as bad as the guys bathrooms..except we have pedophiles



WTF!!! Explain please????
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#38
people always draw penises on the walls in the crapperrooms and i once found a watch in the urinal
#39
Most schools suck, from reading this thread.

I'm pretty thankful for my school though. The only thing bad about it is people clogging the toilets, and the stench in there.

My school is a Catholic school, but we still let in Jews, Muslims, atheists, etc. and we're allowed to have crazy hair like long hair, dyed, mohawks, etc. We have some teachers who swear a lot or have tattoos, etc. We also have a Battle of The Bands thing going on.

It's pretty awesome for a Catholic school.
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#40
My school (In Birmingham *gasp*) Was suprisingly alright.
In the years 7-10 they were very strict and if you had your top button undone, taking off your blazer without permission, having lots of make-up on (girls AND emosexual boys) or talking in class was an instant detention. But in Year 11 you could get off with bloody muder, the teachers didn't give 2 hoots if you threw a bottle of coke across the classroom and it hit a disabled kid in the back of the head. Seriously.
Though i nearly got suspended for throwing someones sandwich across the classroom at my mate in Physics once. I got the head of year threatening me all day and i got a detention.
Also the school was very strict about couples. I was with my girlfriend once. Just sitting there, holding hands and this old cranky teacher barks "PERSONAL SPACE, YOU BOTH ALMOST ON TOP OF EACH OTHER!"
God...
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