Poll: who would win in a fight, zakk or superman?
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View poll results: who would win in a fight, zakk or superman?
zakk wylde
66 52%
superman
53 42%
who's superman?
5 4%
don't know
2 2%
Voters: 127.
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#1
it is my long held belief that zakk wylde (he looks like druss the legend for god's sake) could destroy superman, however, given that my friends disagree i've decided to enlist help. neone?

btw, if u've read ne david gemmell and agree that zakk looks like druss should look, then pm me. dont know why, but u shud
Last edited by CobenBlack at Mar 14, 2007,
#3
Zakk Wylde is teh gay. He turns his distortion up so it just sounds like shit and his "sound" has WWAAYY too much treble. His pinch harmonics sound like shit, & I know local bands with better guitarists than him. Even after all this ranting, I still think he could defiantly take Superman. I mean the man's pure testosterone.
Last edited by guitarh4x0r at Mar 14, 2007,
#4
superman ftw

(i bet he could out drink the chick from guitar world)
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#5
Zakk would probably use his overused technique of pinch harmonics to kill superman. Due to superman's amazing sense of hearing, these harmonics would then rupture his brain and then cause him to explode, due to 'PH overdose'.
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#6
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Zakk would probably use his overused technique of pinch harmonics to kill superman. Due to superman's amazing sense of hearing, these harmonics would then rupture his brain and then cause him to explode, due to 'PH overdose'.


ever tried playing harmonics with laser vison on your balls?
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#7
I hate Zakk. I hate his tone and I hate his guitar work. Most of it sounds like pentatonic wah wah crap and I'm not impressed by his two-finger "shred" patterns.

My opinion only. However, I do recognize a lot of you UGers like him. But I also know, i'm not the only one who thinks he's a terrible guitarist.
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#8
Quote by Harmonius
I hate Zakk. I hate his tone and I hate his guitar work. Most of it sounds like pentatonic wah wah crap and I'm not impressed by his two-finger "shred" patterns.

My opinion only. However, I do recognize a lot of you UGers like him. But I also know, i'm not the only one who thinks he's a terrible guitarist.


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#9
Quote by guitarh4x0r
Zakk Wylde is teh gay. He turns his distortion up so it just sounds like shit and his "sound" has WWAAYY too much treble. His pinch harmonics sound like shit, & I know local bands with better guitarists than him. Even after all this ranting, I still think he could defiantly take Superman. I mean the man's pure testosterone.


1. Too much distortion? He just uses a JCM800 and an overdrive pedal. How can that be too much distortion? When you compare him to all these nu-metal turds with ultra-super-mega-high gain amps, he's practically playing clean.
2. Way too much treble? His bass setting is on 10, he only gets a treble boost when using his wah pedal.
3. Pinch harmonics sound like shit? Uh, yeah, if there's ONE thing you can say about Zakk is that his pinch harmonics are bad...right...

/rant
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#10
Zakk only cause supermans a bitch. We all know the only reason he is invincible is because hes trying to overcompensate for something.

Now Batman on the other hand. Thats a real man.
#11
as much as i think zakk is awesome and could probably tear anyone a new asshole, i always find it a bit funny knowing that he married his high-school girlfriend, and has 3 kids. I always picture him going "YOU CRAZY MOTHER****ERS READY FOR SOME NOOOOISSSE!"
and then the next day helping his kids with their homework.

But zakk wylde kill superman, wouldn't be a contest.
#13
idk. Zakk Wylde would probably rip any normal human to shreds, but superman has powers dude.
#14
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#16
Both are overated, but the real winner here is (as Kemp stated) Batman.
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#17
Quote by Harmonius
I hate Zakk. I hate his tone and I hate his guitar work. Most of it sounds like pentatonic wah wah crap and I'm not impressed by his two-finger "shred" patterns.

My opinion only. However, I do recognize a lot of you UGers like him. But I also know, i'm not the only one who thinks he's a terrible guitarist.


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#18
Quote by Pleiadian
1. Too much distortion? He just uses a JCM800 and an overdrive pedal. How can that be too much distortion? When you compare him to all these nu-metal turds with ultra-super-mega-high gain amps, he's practically playing clean.
2. Way too much treble? His bass setting is on 10, he only gets a treble boost when using his wah pedal.
3. Pinch harmonics sound like shit? Uh, yeah, if there's ONE thing you can say about Zakk is that his pinch harmonics are bad...right...

/rant


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#19
Zakk Wylde. He'd just tear superman up. Superman is made out of paper. Zakk isn't.
And hell, if you think Zakk's tone is bad, lets see you do something better with is equipment. peh.

Pleiadian has said it all. Nuff said.
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^Dude, he's an 02'er.... He could put you in dog collars and make you his bitch if he wanted.

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#21
Quote by guitarh4x0r
Are you a roadie or do you voluntarily suck Zakk's coc.k via internet.


poor emo boy . You've been sucking supe's dead dingaling for a while, haven't you?
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^Dude, he's an 02'er.... He could put you in dog collars and make you his bitch if he wanted.

YOU stop phailing.
#22
Quote by guitarh4x0r
Are you a roadie or do you voluntarily suck Zakk's coc.k via internet.

I'll say this, Zakk is no Marty Friedman.
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#23
Superman, he can shoot lasers out of his eyes. Zakk Wylde's just really good at guitar and has a stupid name.
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#24
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Yeah mate. That was shit.
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#28
zakk would win, yep


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Zakk only cause supermans a bitch. We all know the only reason he is invincible is because hes trying to overcompensate for something.

Now Batman on the other hand. Thats a real man.


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#29
superman can turn back time 35 years to before zakk was born and punch his mother to the moon.
#30
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superman can turn back time 35 years to before zakk was born and punch his mother to the moon.


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#32
Quote by Harmonius
I hate Zakk. I hate his tone and I hate his guitar work. Most of it sounds like pentatonic wah wah crap and I'm not impressed by his two-finger "shred" patterns.

My opinion only. However, I do recognize a lot of you UGers like him. But I also know, i'm not the only one who thinks he's a terrible guitarist.

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#33
Quote by Pleiadian
1. Too much distortion? He just uses a JCM800 and an overdrive pedal. How can that be too much distortion? When you compare him to all these nu-metal turds with ultra-super-mega-high gain amps, he's practically playing clean.
2. Way too much treble? His bass setting is on 10, he only gets a treble boost when using his wah pedal.
3. Pinch harmonics sound like shit? Uh, yeah, if there's ONE thing you can say about Zakk is that his pinch harmonics are bad...right...

/rant



Dude... Zakks trebble settings are really ****ing low. The guy you are arguing with is clueless. Not even worth an argument.
#34
Zakk Wylde Ftw!
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#37
dude, superman would own him, zakks not even that great compared to some of the youngsters coming up in the death/grind scene
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#38
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dude, superman would own him, zakks not even that great compared to some of the youngsters coming up in the death/grind scene


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#39
Superman's not the prettiest guy ever;

But Zakk Wylde is fugly.

I voted Superman, I dislike ZW with a passion.


And for the record


Harmonius > Zakk Wylde

That said, it's hardly a compliment.


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Last edited by JamieB at Mar 15, 2007,
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