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#1
well today me and my friends were going to mcdonalds from my house, and it was kinda a far walk so i decided to hop the elementary school and get some water, i turn to see where they went and their by the bike racks. so derek says get me the bike without the lock on it, so i hop over and toss it to him.

needless to say those idiots dont know how to watch for people . and out of nowhere 2 cop cars come and get us. now im being charged with theft.

well, everyone knows now, but since its spring break no one has said whos bike that is, and the cop never gave me a ticket and im at home writing this. so are the charges dropped or something? cause he never gave me a ticket and i cooperated trmendously he said.
#2
WTF were you doing stealing bikes for?

Asshole.
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#3
It will only be theft if the owner of the bike decides to press charges, pending further enquires. If not, you'll be given a formal warning, since the bikes seem to be left in the same condition as they were.
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#4
Well you should have been ****ed over, next time walk you lazy shit.
#5
Moron. Wuit stealing shit, scumbag.
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#6
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well today me and my friends were going to mcdonalds from my house, and it was kinda a far walk so i decided to hop the elementary school and get some water, i turn to see where they went and their by the bike racks. so derek says get me the bike without the lock on it, so i hop over and toss it to him.

needless to say those idiots dont know how to watch for people . and out of nowhere 2 cop cars come and get us. now im being charged with theft.

well, everyone knows now, but since its spring break no one has said whos bike that is, and the cop never gave me a ticket and im at home writing this. so are the charges dropped or something? cause he never gave me a ticket and i cooperated trmendously he said.


Owned.
Maybe next time you'll think before you do a bad job of stealing.
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#10
we stole the bike cause lazy ass derek hurt his ankle or something on the way there. so he couldnt walk anymore so he told me to toss him the bike.
#11
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we stole the bike cause lazy ass derek hurt his ankle or something on the way there. so he couldnt walk anymore so he told me to toss him the bike.


Luckily you dont use your ankles whilst pedaling a bike.
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#12
Why didn't you just tell him it was yours?
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#13
DId he take your information?

You'll probably get a court date, and probably the most that can happen is probation.
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#14
man, your an idiot, but the charges are probably pending if they dont know whos bike it is.
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#15
I'll buy it from you...

If there's no one to place charges, then there may not be any charges.
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#16
I have had my $300 bmx bike stolen and it sucks. Your an a$$hat and hopefully you do get in trouble!
#20
Don't ask the mods to do the dirty work for you jackass. Delete this thread yourself.
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#21
Stealing a bike from an elementery school student?

What the hell, dude?
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#22
Don't blame it on your friends doing a crappy watch job. You had just as much stake in stealing that bike as they did. Shame on you.
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#23
Atleast have some honour and steal from people that could potentially kick your ass
#24
I'm giving you a warning for stealing a bike, scumbag.
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#25
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WTF were you doing stealing bikes for?

Asshole.

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#26
fagget flame-baiting piece of shit. get a life, you don't have the stones to stand up to your "friends" when they tell you to go do something like that? There are only three kinds of people in the world, dicks, pussys, and assholes, and you sir happen to be all three.
#27
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I'm giving you a warning for stealing a bike, scumbag.


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#28
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fagget flame-baiting piece of shit. get a life, you don't have the stones to stand up to your "friends" when they tell you to go do something like that? There are only three kinds of people in the world, dicks, pussys, and assholes, and you sir happen to be all three.


first of all calmdown. i did have the balls to stand up to them, i just got tired of his bitching. 2nd, we were gonna toss the bike back over on our way back so its not like we actually wanted to steal it.
#29
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fagget flame-baiting piece of shit. get a life, you don't have the stones to stand up to your "friends" when they tell you to go do something like that? There are only three kinds of people in the world, dicks, pussys, and assholes, and you sir happen to be all three.


Excluding dick. you want to be a dick because dicks can **** up pussies and assholes and all that jazz. He's to much of an asshole to be a big daddy dick.
#30
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I'm giving you a warning for stealing a bike, scumbag.


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#31
I'm guessing you're under 18, in which case you can do pretty much whatever you want and not get in a ny serious trouble. Things get a little more complicated when you're no longer a minor.
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#32
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I'm guessing you're under 18, in which case you can do pretty much whatever you want and not get in a ny serious trouble. Things get a little more complicated when you're no longer a minor.


well yeah im 15. and damn has this taught me a lesson, dont steal shit no more.
#33
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I'm giving you a warning for stealing a bike, scumbag.


I found that hilarious, no idea why, but hilarious. It's moved on from flaming him about stealing bikes, to trying to close his thread. UG is unbeatable for laughs.
#34
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You needed this to happen, for you to realize stealing stuff is wrong?


well ive never really stolen before. except childhood i guess but, meh. i guess this showed me the consequences of it.
#37
How could you not get up the stregnth to walk?

and you had to steal a bike?

Don't you have your own bike?
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#38
HA, stupid ass, you deserve the warning and a court date...i ****ing hate thieves
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#39
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I'm giving you a warning for stealing a bike, scumbag.




But seriously, you tried to steal a bike from a child? Holy hell, you're stupid.
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#40
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WTF were you doing stealing bikes for?

Asshole.


^^^ Unnecessary.

Pretty sure that you'll be fine because you or your parents would know if you had been charged by now. How long ago was this again?
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