#1
Not for the faint of heart. . .


Ok, my earwax is really greasy and really sticky. So sticky in fact, that q-tips are basically worthless, and will usually make it worse (as the docter has said). Does anyone else have this problem? If so what do you do to rid yourself of the extra wax. Right now my ear feels like its about to be blocked off, and i've used drops but they're pretty worthless. . .


HELP ME!
#2
Ive heard putting a few nuts in your ears and lying perfectly still in a forest so little animals come and feast upon the wax etc can help?
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#3
That's what Q-tips are for, m'boy.


What the hell were you thinking letting it get to this point?
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#4
I had a build up of earwax in my ears ones and the doctor told me to warm up olive oil and put it in.

Worked pretty well
#5
go to cvs they have that earwax removal kit. Put like 10 drops in ur ears. It works well and it sounds cool when its in ur ears. Its like rice krispies in your ears.
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go to cvs they have that earwax removal kit. Put like 10 drops in ur ears. It works well and it sounds cool when its in ur ears. Its like rice krispies in your ears.

I just used that stuff, after 10 minutes of the cripsy cracklyness, it all just drained out, earwax still in.
#7
i always use a pen cap. q-tips never seemed to work for me either. just make sure you dont cut the inside of your ear... that sucks ass.
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#9
Use anything within reach. Keys. Cell phone antennae. Sharpie. Fork, spoon, general eating utensils. Guitar pick. Toothbrush. Gun. Cigarette. Male genitalia.

All proven to work great. Along with that woodland animals and nuts suggestion, I lol'ed at that a lot.
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