hello there

i've got 1800 words to write for 2pm tomorrow....about 13 hours left then...for my journalism course and i'm doing a piece on the North-South divide in England

and basically i need to load the introduction with as many cliches as possible about the north and south of england...so i need some help

i've found a few online (i.e. northern monkey/coal mining/whippets etc etc) but if anyone could come up with some that would be great

if you could direct me to a website that would be good too...though i've looked at some already

and if anyone decides to have a rant about either the north or south (or both if you happen to hate both) then thats great too...because i might even use your quotes in the work if it's good

thanks ahead

Can I ask why you left this so extremely late??
Tears in waves, minds on fire
Nights alone by your side
because i'm a student...tis what we do isn't it?

and 'cause i was more busy with my music production work the last couple of weeks, thought i had another week on this

The south has a thing called, the Underground. The North doesn't.
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