#1
ya. there was a play at my school today (<120 people btw.) and there was this hot actress( i mean ****ing hot...)

and she was crawling on the floor at a part in the play so i happened to see down her shirt(what a treat yummy) i saw her nipples, not just clevage.

after the play i was talking to an actor, who played some acoustic guitar to get attention on the play...

i was talking to him and telling him he did great...(he was like 65)

then as the conversation ended i went to tell the hot chick that she might want to change her wardrobe a bit, and told her why

i warned her with what i thought was the correct wording, but i guess i couldnt have said it any worse

at first she said "ok, thank you" and started to walk off

then she stopped and turned around and slapped me calling me a "pervert"

thank god there were only like 3 other students still in the gym.

i got called into the office for sexual harrassment. and suspended for 2 weeks

what bullshit!

i was just being a good person


not that i didnt like what i saw, and i did look for more than a glance, but does that make me a pervert... i mean, its there and youre gonna look right...

idk, but i feel really bad but also feel like i did the right thing by telling her...

????

idk, but im confused about the whole thing


would you have told her?
would you have looked for more than a glance?
Does it make me a pervert for looking?
#2
I would have been like "TITTIES".
I would have looked for more than a glance.
No.


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#7
Lol. I think it was a good thing that you told her, but you really shouldnt help people. They end up turning it around, fileing lawsuits, suspending you, and slapping you...
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#8


I can picture it...

"Heyyyy babay. I liked yo tittays"

"Pervert!" *and slap*
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#10
^^ i should sig that
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#11
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wow, so this is how pathetic UG's males are


but if her cleavage was showing, then you have every right to look. her fault for not being decently clothed. its not the dudes fault if a hot chick has her boobs sticking out saying look at me, look at me.

Agreed. She was showing them so you're allowed to look. What a cheap slut. Don't be so nice next time.
#12
if you tell her, she fixes it.
why would you want her to fix it!?
what is wrong with you!?
#13
women make us look at their boobs and think about their boobs but for gods sake you musnt ever talk about them!
#14
Quote by fenderfreak101


I can picture it...

"Heyyyy babay. I liked yo tittays"

"Pervert!" *and slap*

thats not at all how it went...

i was nervous as hell when i told her, i dont remember exactly what i said

all i remember is

"just thought i should warn you......""ok, thanks"(SLAP!!)
#15
Ugh, well, why the **** would you tell her? Jesus, people are dumb, I wouldn't have said crap, in your defense though, say you were trying to be a good Samaritan so it wouldn't happen again.

EDIT: You could easily get her in trouble for slapping you, just so ya know.
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if you tell her, she fixes it.
why would you want her to fix it!?
what is wrong with you!?

i knew someone was going to say that...
#17
Shit....

It's like me being on stage and my testicles pop out. If someone told me I would be pretty nice about it and just tuck my sack back.
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#18
i say u did the right thing by telling her and she shouldnt of got all mad unless she likes having 120 ppl seeing her tits.Then again maybe girls are just weird like that. My one friend had some nudes on her computer as we were looking at stuff on her computer and she accidentally found them and put them on screen not knowing wat they were(strange names FTW!!) and then i was still looking at them and she got all pissed off because i was still looking and i said well hey you shouldnt have them on their if you dont want me to see them and u should have scrolled down past them and shes like thats true and then she just left them on screen and let me look at them

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#19
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Haha, but they wouldn't JUST say that. They'd yell "Nelsean's penis!!"


Rofl rofl.
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#20
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The fact that you got suspended made me laugh harder than the rest of the story

Ouch man. People like her, keep people like you, from doing good deeds in the future.

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#21
No good deed goes unpunished.


It's like the Seinfeld episode ... "You don't stare at cleavage! It's like staring at the sun it's too risky!"
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