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#1
So, please share. What are your favorite songs about wanking? Feel free to post lyrics if they aren't too graphic.

I'll start with: The Network- "Right Hand-A-Rama"

I'm taking a ride to the liquor store
I'm looking for a beer and a little bit more
I'm gonna spend all the money she had
On a nude girl in a dirty old mag
50 cents cheaper than the real thing
Even though it may be a little bit disgusting
Can't call a bitch and it ain't got no drama
It's called a new sensation called the right hand-a-rama

I don't know why
I don't know why
It sure feels good
Most every time

Alright

Pamela and her five sisters
Are giving me a bad case of nasty blisters
A third degree burn going straight to my head
I guess my pipes are a little bit rusted
Close encounters of the strangest kind
I got the heebee-jeebes for the hundredth time
It didn't work out the way it was planned
All I got now is a beer in my hand

I don't know why
I don't know why
It sure feels good
Most every time

I'll tell you why

Alright
Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive those staples deep
#3
Longview!
Praise be unto You,
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Creator of all

Stripper factories
And beer volcanoes await
In the afterlife
RAmen
#9
Longview. For some reason Richard Cheese's version has more masturbation-factor to it than the Green Day version. Maybe it's the sexy voice he sings it in or something...
If you could blow up the world with a flick of a switch,
Would you do it?

If you could make everybody poor just so you could be rich,
Would you do it?

With all your power,
What would you do?
Last edited by Wayward_Son at Mar 15, 2007,
#13
Caught me spankin' it - stephen lynch
Caught me spankin' it
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#14
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Little Wing


(Jimi had a "little wing" - who knew? )



Little wing is about his mother.


I like that one song that goes: "Just hold on loosely, but don't let go.
#15
"caught me spankin' it" is actually titled "talk to me"
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#16
Quote by yawn
Little Wing


(Jimi had a "little wing" - who knew? )



that's a damn lie. I saw the plaster caster mold once.
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#17
rosie-jackson browne
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
#19
Pictures of Lily - The Who
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#20
Beat It-Michael Jackson?

Iunno..
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#21
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Beat It-Michael Jackson?

Iunno..
Naw, that's an ode to child abuse.
#24
Vasoline - Stone Temple Pilots it doesnt get more straight forward than that.
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#25
turning japanese would be one of the more popular songs on the subject, i'm not a huge fan of it though.
from daylight...
...into darkness
#26
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']

Don't disgrace Dime. Big no-no.

wasnt "disgracing" him idiot.
#27
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Pictures of Lily - The Who


+1.
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#28
That secret song at the end of Green Day's Dookie is the best song about whacking it ever. Thinking of You by APC is about anal sex, not masturbation.
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#30
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That secret song at the end of Green Day's Dookie is the best song about whacking it ever. Thinking of You by APC is about anal sex, not masturbation.


The name of the hidden track is "All by Myself." Damn you...I was going to use that one lol.
#31
That britney spears one


..its the only one I know..

or pink..
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#33
I can't belive nobody's mentioned "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls yet. It's in the fucking name, people!
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#35
Jellyfish - He's My Best Friend

I've known him all my life
It seems so inconceviable
At thirteen we shooks hands but we've
Been always inseparable
He's cinnamon on my toast we're so
Close

That's not to say we haven't had our
Share of arguments
He's so unpredictable he winks
Acknowledgments
When i would rather he closed his eye
Than push me aside

My hand's a five leaf clover
It's palm sunday over and over
I never had the luck of swingers
Till i was wrapped around your finger

He's my best friend
He's my best friend
He's my best friend
I'm his best friend
He's my best friend

You don't need a brain to have a
Stroke of genius
Or a beautiful girl to let down
Your curls
Cause growing up is hard enough
When your a powderkeg for
Powderpuffs
(whether we're stayin' in or hanging out)
I'd never ask another on a date to
The ball
He doesn't need a rubber sweater or
Alcohol
Cause he gets tipsy from exchanging looks
And a little misty reading sticky
Blue dirty books

But he's my best friend
He's my best friend
I'm his best friend
He's my best friend

My hand's a five leaf clover
It's palm sunday over and over
I never had the luck of swingers
Till i was wrapped around your finger

He's my best friend
(we could hold hands for hours)
He's my best friend
(in the bedroom or shower)
He's my best friend
(i pick him up when he's feelin down)
He's my best friend
(i guess he's always been hangin around)
He's my best friend
(he gets lonely now and then)
He's my best friend
(and he gets shy around another men)
I'm his best friend
(it seems i've reached the end of my best friend)
#36
Quote by MarkPlaysStuff
Longview!


Right-Hand-A-Rama is like the supertwin of Longview.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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#37
Cyndi Lauper - "She Bop"
Billy Idol - "Dancing With Myself"
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