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#1
I dont think this has been done before; looked and didnt see it....but a way to die that youd be remembered.
Quote by sixstringsteve
yea, cause its so easy to talk to your 10 year old sister about porn.


Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
You know the little knob, next to the tone knob, the one that says volume? twist it until it starts making noise again.]
#3
Old age.
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#5
Quote by Ace88
Old age.

real memorable, eh?
Quote by sixstringsteve
yea, cause its so easy to talk to your 10 year old sister about porn.


Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
You know the little knob, next to the tone knob, the one that says volume? twist it until it starts making noise again.]
#7
either taking a bullet for someone you love or guitar electrocution
My Rig:

Guitars:
Schecter C-1 Classic (Deep Sea Green)
Jackson DK2M Snow White Edition
BC Rich Mockingbird Special X

Amps:
Mesa Boogie Express 5:50 212
Roland Microcube

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#8
Quote by Doppleganger
An orgasm that's so intense you just collapse.


lol i have heard tale of old men....
Quote by sixstringsteve
yea, cause its so easy to talk to your 10 year old sister about porn.


Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
You know the little knob, next to the tone knob, the one that says volume? twist it until it starts making noise again.]
#9
real memorable, eh?


I'll take no one remembering me but i live a long life over dying in some memorable accident when im 25.
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#10
the monty python death where he's chased off the cliff by topless women
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#12
Quote by Ace88
I'll take no one remembering me but i live a long life over dying in some memorable accident when im 25.

u call sex an accident?? dude, come out of your parents basement, the ozone is a little different these days...
Quote by sixstringsteve
yea, cause its so easy to talk to your 10 year old sister about porn.


Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
You know the little knob, next to the tone knob, the one that says volume? twist it until it starts making noise again.]
#14
death by search button
Gear:
Ibanez S520EX EMG 81/85
Ibanez RG350MP
Fender acoustic (Black)

Peavey Vypyr 15
Peavey 6505 212 combo
#15
Get shot by the Vice president in the face.... but I think it may be a little more memorable if you survived, because they would probably make fun of it non stop on the daily show or something.
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Good for you. Have a cookie.


But really... there's no cookie. And if there was, you wouldn't get one.
#16
most memorable? i have no idea

most embarassing...have a pack of transexual midgets beat you to death with dildos
#17
Drop alot of acid ,take a quarter of shrooms,do alot of drugs ,smoke opium so it wont hurt,and then jump out of a plane and not pull the parachute.I would be ****ing high as shit.
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#18
u call sex an accident?? dude, come out of your parents basement, the ozone is a little different these days...


When the bloody hell did i mention anything about sex? Let alone dying through it?
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#20
Quote by Ace88
When the bloody hell did i mention anything about sex? Let alone dying through it?

hmm it was only like the first post....keep up buddy


Edit: sorry, second post that counts
Quote by sixstringsteve
yea, cause its so easy to talk to your 10 year old sister about porn.


Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
You know the little knob, next to the tone knob, the one that says volume? twist it until it starts making noise again.]
#21
Quote by Doppleganger
An orgasm that's so intense you just collapse.



I second this.
My gear:
Ibanez Prestige RG2550E
Schecter Damien 6
BOSS GT-8 Multi FX
BOSS MT-2
#22
Quote by catchtherainbow
buttraped by a horse and die later


Nah, I'd rather be magically turned into a horse, then buttraped by Kenneth Pinyan.
Then die later.
#23
Best suicide plan ever

you go up to the top of a roof string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level

tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched

then you put super glue on your hands and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head

then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows

when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
#25
have your body just flat out stop working after Fall Out Boy is inducted into the rock'n'roll HoF
#26
Quote by 24fRETSoFfURY
Best suicide plan ever

you go up to the top of a roof string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level

tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched

then you put super glue on your hands and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head

then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows

when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.

um, wow....psychiatric help isnt as expensive as they say you know...
Quote by sixstringsteve
yea, cause its so easy to talk to your 10 year old sister about porn.


Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
You know the little knob, next to the tone knob, the one that says volume? twist it until it starts making noise again.]
#27
liquified by the volume of your amp...
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#28
Quote by 24fRETSoFfURY
Best suicide plan ever

you go up to the top of a roof string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level

tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched

then you put super glue on your hands and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head

then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows

when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
Scary, but brilliant
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schecter4183 after that comment you are my hero, lol
you opened up a new world of insulting people for me
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You, sir, are sex.
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But how did you know it was virgin ass? Did you ask the ass?
#29
24fret....u have way too much free time
Quote by sixstringsteve
yea, cause its so easy to talk to your 10 year old sister about porn.


Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
You know the little knob, next to the tone knob, the one that says volume? twist it until it starts making noise again.]
#31
Quote by catchtherainbow
buttraped by a horse and die later


es not rape eef you want et
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The public doesn't want new music; the main thing that it demands of a composer is that he be dead.
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#35
getting rammed through a tree mulcher and immediately sprayed onto the general public.......
WA LAU!! SIAO AH!?!?!
#36
being hit by a lightning bolt would be brilliant, all that energy courseing through your body


Yes i'm a DBZ fan
Quote by sg255
This fine fellow speaks the truth.


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dude sonic music??? you're my hero!

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#38
woah i just opened this thread and realized the threadstarter sigged me. now i have to get him a dozen roses.

on topic, there was another thread like this, which i put my answer in. it involved a giant bed, and orgy, skydiving, and several small explosives.
This is my signature. There are many like it but this one is MINE.
#39
Amidst a zombie apocalypse.
Proud owner of an Engl Thunder 50 Reverb and an Ibanez S470

"The end is extremely fucking nigh..."
#40
Jump off the empire state building and do a perfect olympic dive into the pavement below.
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