#1
My god damn dog keeps barking for no reason. He sits outside in the perfect weather and barks. I know he wants attention, but I'm going to cattier to his every whim. I've tried calmly talking to him, screaming at him, threatening him with a newspaper, etc., etc.

He barks in patterns of threes, and each bark is resemblant of a little boy being kicked in the nuts. He waits four seconds, then wines, then repeats.


What can I do, besides killing him? You have no idea how annoying this is right now.
#3
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Bring him inside.


yeh thats what i was gunna say
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#4
he's maybe telling you he wants a shit or somthing, or Timmy is trapped down the well.
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I thought it said "Ahhhhhh! My dog is driving my car!!!" first.

That would've been totally crazy, dude.


I lol'd

...it would have been no aughing matter though
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#10
Give it food
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#11
put him down..... its the humane thing to do
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#12
my dog used to bark at his reflection for hours on end....not sure how to help you though. maybe he wants food?

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#13
maybe he wants u to take him for a walk?
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#14
show him his tail that keeps my dog amused for ages she just chases it round and round...
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put him down..... its the humane thing to do
Ahahaha.

Perhaps give him some attention, as he wants it? I dunno. Take him for a walk.
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#18
Shoot him and let hobos eat him. I can't fucking stand people whose dogs just bark endlessly for hours and for no goddamned reason.
#19
clearly you can't take the time to care for it properly so you should give it to someone else that will pay more attention to it.
#21
Quote by Guitarjunkie18
I think I'm just going to put him down actually.


he more trouble than hes worth.
You're going to kill your dog because he's annoying? That's horrible. At the least, try to give him away first, or there's always the dog pound.
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#22
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clearly you can't take the time to care for it properly so you should give it to someone else that will pay more attention to it.



NO, I'll just put him to sleep now. Thanks though.
#23
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You're going to kill your dog because he's annoying? That's horrible. At the least, try to give him away first, or there's always the dog pound.



Nope, it's my decision. He's going to die.
#24
Just whack him so that he gets the picture that you want him to shut his trap.
We're only strays.
#25
Don't be mean to it.

And also, don't you think it's barking for a reason? Give it some attention, and if not, bribe it with loads of treats. Also, tell it I said hi.
#28
Quote by Guitarjunkie18
Nope, it's my decision. He's going to die.
I hope you never have kids.
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#30
I'm generally don't care too much to be honest, but killing an animal just because it annoys you, when there are other easy ways to get rid of it without killing it? There's simply no reason to do that.

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omg stupid animal right activist you? referring to the guyabove me
Wow dude. Grammar. Next time try, "Omg Revalk, you're a stupid animal rights activist?" And well we're at it, how about, "Revalk, why do you think it's inappropriate to kill his dog in this case?" for an even higher step up.
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#31
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Nope, it's my decision. He's going to die.


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Nope, it's my decision. He's going to die.


#32
HAHAHAHA!!! for those who didn't know, it was a joke. Although, I don't see how you couldn't.


*He's quieted down now though.
#33
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HAHAHAHA!!! for those who didn't know, it was a joke. Although, I don't see how you couldn't.


*He's quieted down now though.
Haha, m'kay. My bad. Sarcasm can occasionally be hard to pick out on forums, lol. And I just laughed at other people for not realizing some other guy was making a joke. Shame on me.
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#35
My dog does that all the time.. I just sit next to him, pet him, even sing him a song. It only takes me 5 minutes, and he'll be asleep for two hours.
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#37
and also why the hell do people always try and pick on a person on their grammar when they post something the criticizer(**** the spelling) didn't like? nyways revalk i didn't have much time to type my earlier post out so I did it in a short manner.