#1
What it was. Theres this kid in my mates manufacturing class (basically woodwork) and he always gets the class to abuse him when the teacher leaves the room. For example, they once took a 2 by 4 to his head ad i mean they proper belted him. Hes alway fine and dandy but today he took it one step too far. They found a scalpelin one of the cupboards and he duly asked one of the class to trw it at him! So they threw it at him and he got like a pinprick on his arm or summit. Then he asked for it to be thrown harder. The scalpel went about 6cm into his back and he was covered in blood. I'm all for a bit mindless violence but i thought that that was a bit far. He also had to go to hospitalfor a tetanus jab. Friggin berk.
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#3
What a masochist...

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#5
hes insane in the membrane
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#8
He justs wants attention, and by the sounds of it, he got it....


MEDICAL ATTENTION that is lololz
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#9
Sounds like that kids got some proper mental health issues and duly as to be thrown in therapy. What a berk indeed.
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#10
Paw3nd serioulsy ask him to insert a screwdriver into a socket, or headbutt a train !
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is he some screwed up goth? lol thats messed up n it would hurt like hell


No, hs actually a bit of a wigger!
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#18
Jesus Christ...
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Insane, got no brain.
#19
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He justs wants attention, and by the sounds of it, he got it....


MEDICAL ATTENTION that is lololz


Even if nobody else laughed, I still found that funny, literally lol funny.
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#20
Quote by nick dixon
He justs wants attention, and by the sounds of it, he got it....


MEDICAL ATTENTION that is lololz



haha loved what you did there
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#22
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What it was. Theres this kid in my mates manufacturing class (basically woodwork) and he always gets the class to abuse him when the teacher leaves the room. For example, they once took a 2 by 4 to his head ad i mean they proper belted him. Hes alway fine and dandy but today he took it one step too far. They found a scalpelin one of the cupboards and he duly asked one of the class to trw it at him! So they threw it at him and he got like a pinprick on his arm or summit. Then he asked for it to be thrown harder. The scalpel went about 6cm into his back and he was covered in blood. I'm all for a bit mindless violence but i thought that that was a bit far. He also had to go to hospitalfor a tetanus jab. Friggin berk.


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