#1
and you got sent there who would the first person be that you talked to???

mine would prolly be jesus so i could tell him im sorry for the 1614651684 jokes ive said about him
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#2
My family.
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#3
Probably a harp teacher.
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#5
^+1. My family and my friends would probably be the only ones i talk to. And my wife if she's up there before me.
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#6
my family, robin hood, if hitler somehow got there..i would kick his ass.
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#8
god, so i could SMITE HIM AND TAKE OVER
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#9
Jesus, and kick him in the crotch for every time I had to go to Church.
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#10
Hitler? In Heaven? Did he seem like a religious man? Maybe he prayed to God in between all the BURNING OF ETHNIC MINORITIES?

Actually, Hitler is possibly the only reason to go to hell. So you can kick his ass.

EDIT: Someone did say something about Hitler before but clearly it's gone.


I would like to talk to Jesus. I'm also hoping Kurt Cobain is up there but I wouldn't hold out too much hope.
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#11
Eric Claptons baby.


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#12
My grandparents, providing we're talking about if I went to heaven tomorrow. If we're talking at the end of my elderly life and whatever, it would be the rest of my family.
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#13
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god, so i could SMITE HIM AND TAKE OVER



That would be cool, but I don't think you could get into heaven with those intentions. If it works out can I be second in command?
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Hitler? In Heaven? Did he seem like a religious man? Maybe he prayed to God in between all the BURNING OF ETHNIC MINORITIES?

Actually, Hitler is possibly the only reason to go to hell. So you can kick his ass.



If you actually read into the bible, you'd know it says no matter what you've done, if you accept Christ before you die you go to heaven. (Although I think suicide is a sin or something, so Hitler couldn't get there, but you get the idea.)
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#18
Hitler wouldnt commting suicide brings you an everlasting eternity into hell with pain and suffering
so thereason you commited suicide was to get out of the pain you were in yet..you get more..when you die