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#1


The sound of hoof beats 'cross the glade.
Good folk, lock up your son and daughter.
Beware the deadly flashing blade,
Unless you want to end up shorter.


Blackadder: They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork into your head.

Queenie: I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a concrete elephant.

Baldrick:
Hear the words I sing,
War's a horrid thing,
But still I sing, sing, sing,
Ding a ling a ling.

Blackadder (to Baldrick): If you were to serve up one of your meals in Staff HQ, you would be arrested for the greatest mass poisoning since Lucretia Borgia invited 500 of her close friends round for a wine and anthrax party.

Blackadder: You see, the thing about heaven is that heaven is for people who like the sort of things that go on in heaven. Like, well, singing, talking to God, watering pot plants.

Discuss the genius
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#4
Anyone who doesn't like blackadder should be shot. Repeatedly. And then thrown to the pit dwellers to do with as they wish.
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#5
you do understand that now you've made this thread i'm going to go spend £70 on the box set? bastard...

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#6
I used to be obsessed with Blackadder! I had every series on video and even had audio cassettes to listen to in the car.
IMO Baldrick made Blackadder! Just a shame Tony Robinson went all serious and decided to spend most of his time digging up old pots and pans.
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#7
German guns
Baldric:
Booom booom boom boom,
Boooom booom booom booom
Booom Booom Boom
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#8
I have to say that ANYTHING with Rowan Atkinson is just genius, and Tony Robinson, I love it how he always seems so down, and always keeps a straight face no matter what. Classic television. Where have all the good times gone?
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#9
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Anyone who doesn't like blackadder should be shot. Repeatedly. And then thrown to the pit dwellers to do with as they wish.


+1

It's genius...
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#10
Quote by irongoat666
you do understand that now you've made this thread i'm going to go spend £70 on the box set? bastard...



lol it's totally worth it though!
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#12
Baldrick is bloody awesome. I love Blackadder, well except the first series. Flash heart also deserves a similar level of credit as Baldrick he too is brilliant.
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#13
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German guns
Baldric:
Booom booom boom boom,
Boooom booom booom booom
Booom Booom Boom

I loved that one.

We once got to watch one in a history lesson, our teacher had some good reason too that I can't remember. (But i'm pretty sure she was just a blackadder fan and wanted a lesson off)
#14
Quote by irongoat666
you do understand that now you've made this thread i'm going to go spend £70 on the box set? bastard...


It's not that much: Amazon. Every single episode is genius. But which is the best series? I'd have to say Blackadder II.
#15
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Baldrick is bloody awesome. I love Blackadder, well except the first series. Flash heart also deserves a similar level of credit as Baldrick he too is brilliant.



Anything with Rick Mayall in it is gonna be good, even the shít stuff! LOL
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#16
Proper comedy; MILES better than all the new crap today. Genius.
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#17
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It's not that much: Amazon. Every single episode is genius. But which is the best series? I'd have to say Blackadder II.

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edit: my favourite series is possibly blackadder goes forth. or maybe series 3 with the stupid prince does anyone remember the one where he goes to play and has trouble understanding that it's all acting?
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#18
Blackadder is fantastic.

A few weeks ago we got to watch it in history so as to understand Rotten Boroughs (which is a voting borough with a small number of voters eg 6 people). Blackadder was the only voted in that borough and he voted for Baldrick 16 000 times (or something like that).
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#19
Oh that show was my life this summer.
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#20
Excellent show.


And not to nitpick, but isnt it normally Baldrick who has the "cunning plan?" and not blackadder as the title of this thread would suggest.



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#21
Blackadder RULES.
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#22
Quote by DanRev
Excellent show.


And not to nitpick, but isnt it normally Baldrick who has the "cunning plan?" and not blackadder as the title of this thread would suggest.



/arse


I know it's not. But I was making a reference to the first series:

Baldrick: My Lord, I have a cunning plan....
BlackAdder: ...I have a cunning plan *repeats what Baldrick says*
Baldrick: My Lord, that's a brilliant plan
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#23
an amazing show. and such a cast. hugh laurie and steven fry. often the more underappreciated actors and i believe writers.

Melchett: Now, Field Marshal Haig has formulated a brilliant tactical plan to ensure final victory in the field

Blackadder: Would this brilliant plan involve us climbing over the top of our trenches and walking, very slowly towards the enemy?

Darling: How did you know that Blackadder? It's classified information

Blackadder: It's the same plan we used last time, and the seventeen times before that

Melchett: E-e-exactly! And that is what is so brilliant about it. It will catch the watchful Hun totally off guard. Doing exactly what we've done eighteen times before will be the last thing they expect us to do this time.
#24
" an amusingly shaped turnip "
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#25
"I call it turnip suprise"

"What's the suprise?"

"We haven't got any turnips"
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#26
I love Blackadder, such a genius script and he carries it off so well. First one was a bit crap though...the others made up.
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#27
Blackadder: We've been sitting here since Christmas 1914, during which time millions of men have died, and we've moved no further than an asthmatic ant with some heavy shopping.

Love it.
#28
I remember watching a documentary on it. The first series was made with a really low budget and I think they got more writers in for the subsequent series.
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#29
Blackadder the 3rd is my personal favorite, I love Hugh Laurie as the prince.
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#30
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Blackadder the 3rd is my personal favorite, I love Hugh Laurie as the prince.


Yeah it's stange when you watch him that and think he's in that American program House now
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#31
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"I call it turnip suprise"

"What's the suprise?"

"We haven't got any turnips"




Is that from the episode when they invite Blackadder's wealthy, religious, catholic relatives while having a drinking party next door? Because that episode is brilliant.
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#32
..... Now checking UK Gold on the off-chance that Blackadder is on tonight
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#33
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Is that from the episode when they invite Blackadder's wealthy, religious, catholic relatives while having a drinking party next door? Because that episode is brilliant.



they were protestant,anti catholics
#34
I love it. I got the box set a couple of years ago and must have watched them all a dozen times at least. There isn't a single episode I don't like, though my personal favourite series is the third one.

The part which made me laugh more than anything was in an episode from the second series. This part in fact:

Blackadder: Tell me, young crone, is this Putney?
[In a cackling cockney accent]
Young Crone: That it be! That it be!
Blackadder: [correcting] "Yes it is", not "that it be." You don't have to talk in that stupid voice to me; I'm not a tourist. I seek information about a wise woman.
Young Crone: The Wise Woman! The Wise Woman!
Blackadder: Yes, the Wise Woman.
Young Crone: Two things, my Lord, must ye know of the Wise Woman.
Blackadder: Yes?
Young Crone: First, she is... a woman!
[Blackadder rolls his head in exasperation.]
Young Crone: And second, she is...
Blackadder: Wise?
[In a normal voice]
Young Crone: You do know 'er, then!
Blackadder: No, just a wild stab in the dark, which is incidentally what you'll be getting if you don't start being a bit more helpful. Do you know where she lives?
Young Crone: Course!
Blackadder: Where?
Young Crone: 'Ere. Do you have an appointment?
Blackadder: No.
Young Crone: Well... you can go in, anyway.
Blackadder: Thank you, young crone! Here is a purse of monies. [holds out purse] Which I'm not going to give to you. [leaves]
#35
^ Oh yeah I remember that

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#36
Quote by Robbie n strat
I love it. I got the box set a couple of years ago and must have watched them all a dozen times at least. There isn't a single episode I don't like, though my personal favourite series is the third one.

The part which made me laugh more than anything was in an episode from the second series. This part in fact:

Blackadder: Tell me, young crone, is this Putney?
[In a cackling cockney accent]
Young Crone: That it be! That it be!
Blackadder: [correcting] "Yes it is", not "that it be." You don't have to talk in that stupid voice to me; I'm not a tourist. I seek information about a wise woman.
Young Crone: The Wise Woman! The Wise Woman!
Blackadder: Yes, the Wise Woman.
Young Crone: Two things, my Lord, must ye know of the Wise Woman.
Blackadder: Yes?
Young Crone: First, she is... a woman!
[Blackadder rolls his head in exasperation.]
Young Crone: And second, she is...
Blackadder: Wise?
[In a normal voice]
Young Crone: You do know 'er, then!
Blackadder: No, just a wild stab in the dark, which is incidentally what you'll be getting if you don't start being a bit more helpful. Do you know where she lives?
Young Crone: Course!
Blackadder: Where?
Young Crone: 'Ere. Do you have an appointment?
Blackadder: No.
Young Crone: Well... you can go in, anyway.
Blackadder: Thank you, young crone! Here is a purse of monies. [holds out purse] Which I'm not going to give to you. [leaves]




I'm watching that episode right now. With BOB...or Kate.
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#37
Blackadder is amazing.

Got a book with every single script from every single episode and series. Amazing stuff.
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#38
Nice to see the new Mr Bean as well. However I agree that Blackadder owns all comedies, especially the 4th series:

Melchett: You fancy an evening at a concert party, Blackadder?
Edmund: Well frankly sir, I'd rather spend an evening on top of a stepladder
in No Man's Land smoking cigarettes through an illuminous balacava


Blackadder: There are amoeba on Saturn who can boil a better egg than
you. Your Filet Mignon in sauce Bernaise look like
dog-turds in glue.
Baldrick: That's because they are.
Blackadder: Your plum-duff tastes like it's a molehill decorated with
rabbit-droppings.
Baldrick: I thought you wouldn't notice.
Blackadder: Your cream custard has the texture of cat's vomit.
Baldrick: Again it's.....


Edmund: (removing the pencils, looks at Baldrick) Fat chance! Now, all we
have to do is wait. Baldrick, fix us some coffee, will you? And try
to make it taste slightly less like mud this time.
Baldrick: Not easy, I'm afraid, Captain.
Edmund: Why is this?
Baldrick: 'cause it is mud. We ran out of coffee thirteen months ago.
Edmund: So every time I've drunk your coffee since, I have in fact been
drinking hot mud...
Baldrick: With sugar.
Edmund: Which of course makes all the difference.
Baldrick: Well, it would do if we had any sugar, but, unfortunately, we ran
out New Year's Eve 1915, since when I've been using sugar substitute.
Edmund: Which is...?
Baldrick: Dandruff.
Edmund: Brilliant.
Baldrick: Still, I could add some milk this time -- well, saliva...
Edmund: No, no, thank you, Baldrick. Call me Mr Picky, but I think I'll
cancel the coffee.
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