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#1
Express your feeling of the user above you through the lanuage of love... poetry.

This could be interesting

Try and refrain from rapping, and feel free to make them as cheesy as possible

Spread the lurve...
#2
I love umop-3p!sdn
for starting this thread, so i can rhyme again,

but i do think there will be a lot of flaming
because the pit needs a lot of retaining
#4
Rambo-Conny, I know ye not,
yet to my bed shall we trot?

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#5
your face is like... a cream oval
your nose, like a delicious slope of cream
your ears... like... cream flaps
and you teeth. like shiny, hard, pegs of cream.
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#6
Cream, to dream of grea things past,
but STFU you're no Cas!
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#7
My oh my
Mister y
Take me for a ride
I don't ever want to hide
My love for you and how
I want to **** you right now! (i likes this thread)
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#8
You're awesome at being rabid
I'm gonna end this by saying something stupid
I don't know what it is
And if i tell you, you might miss
You're the light in the sky
Right when I'm about to die
You help me rhyme
When I'm running out of time.
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#10
Cizzie, so dizzy, a routine dalaz,
Thinking, brinking....*********?
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#11
Oh, Mr. Tescos Orange Juice,
I want sexxors with your vagina-- loose.
You are the messiah, yet gone wrong,
but oh, youre so big and strong!

(I find that attractive in other men )
#12
Dieeeeeee white girls..
Dieeeeeee white girls...
Dieeeeeee white girls...
O.S.I.


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#13
You got me so confused
You never even gave me the nod
Why you got to make me feel so friggin odd
You hating on poor white girls
But tell me what made them deserve that curse ?
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Can God create a hot dog so hot even he couldn't eat it?

Lyke omg D@ @p0OcpLpSYe.
#14
As the Birds travel through a sea of blue
the sun sets and the flowers fade,
The trees perpare for a wintery slumber
as they fall asleep as the world goes round
covered by a blanket of snow
they have but one dream of spring.


Rock n ****ing roll lol. the swiss pwn.
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#16
I'm thinking of a rhyme, trying hard as I can,
But I can't seem to find one, Luigi Fan Man.
Your hat is so green, your nose is so round,
And being from Canada helps all around.
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#17
Quote by mxdonkey281
My name is csquared
and i am gay
i pack more fudge
than a brownie factoraay.


sory bro its all i could think of.


I am donkey
Iam honkey
I **** Monkey
Then my wang smells funky
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#18
Dear Csquared,
For you I have cared,
But you contiunued chewing gum,
So I got a pen and shoved it up your bum
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#19
I dont know if your name pertains
to the fact you stare at a screen playing 1337 games
all day long.
however, i shall do the long haired-hippy thing,
"peace, brother; ah lurve you" i will sing.

Edit: that was to CaptainWow
#20
umoppy
you smell of wee
i love thee
*********-ee?
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Last edited by Your Mother : Today at 03:44 PM
#21
umop-3p!sdn, you whose username I cannot pronounce
Oh, how I long to pounce
On you and liberate you of your clothes and mine
And then we shall dine, on mussels, French bread and red wine.

Okay now I'm scared
According to BS statistics, 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you're among the 8% who doesn't consider rap to be real music, donate your brains, as you clearly aren't using them.
#22
Quote by raise_the_dead
umop-3p!sdn, you whose username I cannot pronounce
Oh, how I long to pounce
On you and liberate you of your clothes and mine
And then we shall dine, on mussels, French bread and red wine.

Okay now I'm scared

(You pronounce it: up-side-down )
#23
raise the dead, sexy beast, ill bet
we can go together and watch the sun set

>_>


<_<


... you make me really wet
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#24
Quote by raise_the_dead
umop-3p!sdn, you whose username I cannot pronounce
Oh, how I long to pounce
On you and liberate you of your clothes and mine
And then we shall dine, on mussels, French bread and red wine.

Okay now I'm scared

(You pronounce it: oomop-three-pee-sden)

alternatively, it could be upside down


(oops, that was supposed to be an edit. but it posted again, instead... :S)
#25
Oh my darling dearist,
Yes you, Rabid Guitarist,
One day you shall love me, you'll be SO keen,
Oh, how I may dream.
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#26
Johnny Bravo was a favorite of mine,
Back when I watched cartoons (age nine).
Now it's more... adult fare for me,
[adult swim], Comedy Central, and Playboy TV.
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You are the greatest. Wow. CaptainWow

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#28
To quote willtheworld,
I love you too.
You're a good online friend,
And good-looking to boot.
Quote by Kai-7
You are the greatest. Wow. CaptainWow

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#29
Probaly the weirdest avtar today i've seen,
Has to be UG's Hair Queen,
Two box's being rather keen,
..I like baked beans.
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#31
Smoothrider 41
will come second to none
but when he decides his penis will rise
and he'll come right up your bum
#32
ed, edd and eddy was a trite piece of shit
so it's fitting that to express yourself you use it
growing pains and misspelled semen stains, they be
clear indicators of your long-term virginity
#DTWD
#34
My dear Primusfan,
please let me ride in your purple van,
we can go at it all night long,
and maybe i'll show you my extra long ....
United as One, Divided by Zero
#36
Quote by Partyboy2k05
Ya messed up sylosis. Ya do the person above ya, not whoever thou shall choose.


Straight out from the Indiana
a piece of shit white trash living in a Cabana
listneing to Party Boy music
and getting trashed like livin' old rednecks and moonshine
#37
Eric666
Lend me some picks
or I'll kill you and bury you under stix
albums that are sh*t
in a thread on only fit
for the pit
-Tox

ಠ_ಠ
WHOT?
#38
What will become of thee Toxicity33?
After so much frolicking for free,
You've managed to get an STD.
#39
I'll jack you off all day
Mr Canadian Shea
Then splooge in your eye
.......sigh I've got nothing.
LOL
#40
I don't know any of you, but I'd be curious to know what you think of Zuka.

It'd make for interesting after-dinner-conversation. (You say the italicized part very quickly, smoothly, followed by a "Tahahahohohoha")
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